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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Is it a coincidence "Jewels" start with "Jew"?

Post your daily shower thoughts here

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I don't think in the shower, I just stare straight ahead with my mouth open until the water starts to get cold.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I wonder what happened to Lil Wayne

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
shower?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
"Why the gently caress am I showering, i don't work and my guildmates can't smell me over ventrilo"

*sets fire to shower and resumes computering*

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

this tea tree shampoo sure does tingle wooo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet I could make a really cool castle in minecraft if I made it shaped like a circle

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Don Tacorleone posted:

Is it a coincidence "Jewels" start with "Jew"?

that's the first time you thought of that? jesus dude what's an offensive way to call somebody a not-bigot

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
I don't get paid for another week. Should I spend my last $11 on an anime avatar or a handle of the vodka in a plastic bottle? Hmmm.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Why do farts smell worse in the shower

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Man my cat sure does like to stare at me when I'm nude.

Get out of here, cat!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
potentially harmful compounds in the water supply are significantly more harmful when aerosolized and inhaled

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

BeefThief posted:

I wonder what happened to Lil Wayne

what if he got high enough that he just floated away(ne)

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i can still see my penis past my gut. nice!

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

i wish i had a shower today

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
I am reading aloud all the different languages on the shampoo bottle even if I don't know how to pronounce them.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Honj Steak posted:

I am reading aloud all the different languages on the shampoo bottle even if I don't know how to pronounce them.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Secks Cauldron posted:

Why do farts smell worse in the shower

shower farts rule

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
My thought yesterday was...

OH GOD IM GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER I NEED TO FINISH MATH HOMEWORK AND START DINNER HOLY gently caress IM SO DEPRESSED WHY IS LIFE SO STRANGE

It was a stressful shower.

:ohdear:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
The only shower thoughts for me are notes

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
"I hope maintenance is not extended again"

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
When in in the middle of a deal I often get useful ideas or thoughts about it in the shower. Otherwise it's just the usual killing spree fantasies everyone has.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet if I built a cobblestone bridge across that pool of lava, I'd find diamonds on the other side.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
I wonder if people with anxiety/those prone to fear reactions had ancestors that more recently benefitted from those traits

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet that if you raised chickens in a sterile environment you could get salmonella free eggs that you could handle without needing to wash your hands afterwards.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
If I died in here would I become a naked ghost with a shampoo bottle up its butt for the rest of eternity?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i wish i was dead oh well heres to another workday

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
thinkin about orcs- again

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Literal Carehaver posted:

i wish i was dead oh well heres to another workday

dont worry someday we will all be dead and i for one am psyched up and ready for it

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i wish my balls were smaller

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

dont worry someday we will all be dead and i for one am psyched up and ready for it

actually the afterlife is spending an eternity with the people on the messageboard where you posted most frequently.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Maybe if I stand here in the shower long enough I won't be freezing cold when I get out.

Maybe If I stand here in the shower long enough I'll forget how much I hate myself.

Godfuckingdamnit it's so fuckin cold I wish I had a heater or something in my bathroom so I wasn't cold when I got out.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wish I were dead

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Applewhite posted:

actually the afterlife is spending an eternity with the people on the messageboard where you posted most frequently.

actually the best thing about being dead is that theres nothing its just all black and no one is there, forever

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
lotta self hating showerers in here

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

actually the best thing about being dead is that theres nothing its just all black and no one is there, forever

That description is based on the testimony of people who died before the advent of messageboards.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
lmao at any retards here who dont want to be dead

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"I wish I could shower without getting wet."

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

Is it a coincidence "Jewels" start with "Jew"?

Post your daily shower thoughts here

For more effort points, MSPaint them

Raising my hand at having had this dumb thought

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

"I wish I could shower without getting wet."

this but imagining my own death

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