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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:actually the best thing about being dead is that theres nothing its just all black and no one is there, forever QFT 
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Feb 10, 2015 20:07
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All those people who think that the free market can solve anything are just engaging in capitalistic accelerationism where they encourage the system to get so bad that the free market will fix the poison skies and busted road problems for a profit; ignoring all the human suffering that will take place up until that moment. In much the same manner people who think that accelerationism could result in world communism are just basically saying "eventually the system will get so bad the free market will put something in place to fix the poison skies and busted road problems"; accounting for but otherwise uninterested in all the human suffering that will take place up until that moment.
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Feb 10, 2015 20:13
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I wonder if "paddy wagon" is a racist slur against the Irish.
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Feb 10, 2015 20:16
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haljordan posted:I wish I were dead
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Feb 10, 2015 20:55
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Feb 10, 2015 20:57
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why are my own farts usually pleasant?
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a lot of people are dying in agonizing violent ways right now I wonder if my emotional response to this is blunted because early internet exposure ruined me neurologically or because I interact daily with people who aren't even slightly aware this is happening
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Feb 10, 2015 21:08
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How far can I shoot this load
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Feb 10, 2015 21:40
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Should I shoot my load against the wall or let it drop on the shower mat...maybe I should turn and aim for the drain?
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Feb 10, 2015 21:43
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(morning shower) grumble grumble work grumble grumble. Maybe I can shower really fast and crawl back into bed just 5 more minutes (shower after getting home from work) grumble grumble work sucked the commute sucked grumble grumble (evening shower) grumble grumble work tomorrow grumble grumble. At least my shower can be really long
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Feb 10, 2015 21:43
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ever wonder why we DRIVE on the PARKWAY but we PARK in a PARKING SPOT i mean, who comes up with this stuff?
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Feb 10, 2015 22:10
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are you supposed to mix the ketchup into the kraft dinner or just squirt it on top
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Feb 10, 2015 22:12
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"what... is that? in my pubes"
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i wonder what it feels like to dildo my rear end so hard a chunk of my colon falls outnomadologique posted:"what... is that? in my pubes" it's called a penis ya goob.
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Feb 10, 2015 22:16
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Feb 10, 2015 22:16
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do i really exist what is 'i' am i just an observer? awareness is who i am
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Feb 10, 2015 22:21
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Cuckoo posted:(morning shower) grumble grumble work grumble grumble. Maybe I can shower really fast and crawl back into bed just 5 more minutes Does Cuckoo really shower three times a day? That seems like a lot.
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Feb 10, 2015 22:33
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The Tao Jones posted:Does Cuckoo really shower three times a day? That seems like a lot. If I go to the gym I end up showering 3x/day
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Feb 10, 2015 22:34
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Feb 10, 2015 22:34
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Pick posted:werewolves are adorable um if u watch dog soldiers werewolves are actually terrible and love to attack and kill good men who want to do the right thing for their families and one another
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Feb 10, 2015 22:48
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Should I jerk off? I could jerk off, it's not like I have anywhere to go today. Eh, maybe I'll do it later.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:13
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I loving LOOOOOOVE SCIENCE
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Feb 10, 2015 23:15
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Don Tacorleone posted:Is it a coincidence "Jewels" start with "Jew"? I think it was in the shower that I came up with saying "jew" instead of "you" in every song. If you heard me singing in the shower you would think I loved jews more than words and couldn't live without them.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:20
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Applewhite posted:salmonella free eggs that you could handle without needing to wash your hands afterwards. wait is this something that people are supposed to know
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Feb 10, 2015 23:22
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gnarlyhotep posted:I think it was in the shower that I came up with saying "jew" instead of "you" in every song. If you heard me singing in the shower you would think I loved jews more than words and couldn't live without them. Hey Hey, Jew Jew, I dont like your girlfriend. - Avril LaHitler
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Feb 10, 2015 23:23
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The Tao Jones posted:Does Cuckoo really shower three times a day? That seems like a lot. You should bathe twice a day to be completely clean, once a day to be tolerably clean and once a week to avoid being a public menace, as my old gran never said.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:24
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psyopmonkey posted:Hey Hey, Jew Jew, I dont like your girlfriend. - Avril LaHitler Hey Hey, Jew Jew, Come balance my books! - Billy Ocean
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Feb 10, 2015 23:27
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They never should have let Gimli go back to Mordor
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Feb 10, 2015 23:29
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I'd love to see the water after he'd take a bath.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:30
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shower less than once a day
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Feb 10, 2015 23:32
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when i'm in the shower all i think about is slipping and smashing my head in on the taps and lying there for about 3-4 minutes before finally expiring facedown in the tub while the shower washes all the blood away a warrior's death
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Feb 10, 2015 23:35
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Crewmine posted:when i'm in the shower all i think about is slipping and smashing my head in on the taps and lying there for about 3-4 minutes before finally expiring facedown in the tub while the shower washes all the blood away thanks this is great- i will think of this as well next time im in the shower
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Feb 10, 2015 23:37
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too cold too hot gently caress cold ok just finally right WHO THE gently caress TURNED ON A TAP
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Feb 10, 2015 23:41
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my apartment is on the 13th floor and some genius built my shower with a very large frosted window that begins at the knee and extends far part my head; if I get too old and/or drunk and decide to shower there is a very good chance I'm gonna slip and fall through the loving thing, becoming someone else's naked problem.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:41
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mysterious frankie posted:my apartment is on the 13th floor and some genius built my shower with a very large frosted window that begins at the knee and extends far part my head; if I get too old and/or drunk and decide to shower there is a very good chance I'm gonna slip and fall through the loving thing, becoming someone else's naked problem. stop showering with the window open genius
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Feb 10, 2015 23:42
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gnarlyhotep posted:stop showering with the window open genius nah man, the window only opens a bit at the top. the problem is it's a pane of glass and I'm 6'6", 235 pounds and will demolish that thing if I lose my footing and land against it with all my weight.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:44
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mysterious frankie posted:nah man, the window only opens a bit at the top. the problem is it's a pane of glass and I'm 6'6", 235 pounds and will demolish that thing if I lose my footing and land against it with all my weight. Sounds like you need to start showering at a friend's place.
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Applewhite posted:Sounds like you need to start showering at a friend's place. complaining on the internet has solved all of my problems in the past & will solve all my problems in the future.
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