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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib





you will be missed

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
get the banhammer

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im glad hes dead

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i googled jon stewart dead!!!!!! you got me

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

comedy jon stewart was a goon gold

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
i guess he'll have more time to post on the something awful forums now

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
For a second I thought you were talking about John Ritter. Jack Tripper, if you will.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Zeluth posted:

For a second I thought you were talking about John Ritter. Jack Tripper, if you will.

Nah he's still alive I'm pretty sure.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*Jon adjusts seat*


*crowd goes COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Chinatown posted:

*Jon adjusts seat*


*crowd goes COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL*

*does a funny face with a bad silly voice mocking jim boehner*

the greatest political satire of our time!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*sets up joke and pauses before punchline*

*crowd laughs uncontrollably*

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
about time holy poo poo.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
he makes more $$ than u

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Ha. I know that curent event. It's like he mentioned my hometown. Gonna fuckin lose my mind here.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Did you hear?
about
FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crowd goes ballistic*

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Angry man is short as gently caress. Just goes to show that short people are dumb gay fags who don't deserve to live. Just my two cents.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

he realized Last Week Tonight is way better

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he realized Last Week Tonight is way better

yeah unironically this

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the rally to restore sanity was the most embarrassing, impotent political event thing

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


good riddance

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i wonder if craig kilborn is scheming to come out of his cave and reclaim his show

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

TEAYCHES posted:

the rally to restore sanity was the most embarrassing, impotent political event thing

Counterpoint: it was pretty awesome that a dumb comedy show got 10x the attendance of actual political rallies

made the tea party look like like lil' bitches

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
He's leaving the Daily Show because he wants to work on films.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
*shits in hand and rubs it on face*


*crowd convulses in fit of hysteria*

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

TEAYCHES posted:

the rally to restore sanity was the most embarrassing, impotent political event thing

I actually kind of loved it. If for nothing else, then the bit where Cat Stevens, Black Sabbath, and the O'Jays sang their respective songs about trains. Also, R2D2 was there!

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Steven Colbert is replacing Letterman, John Oliver got a much better show on HBO, Oliva Munn is wifed up and caked up to some athlete or something. He realized all of his subordinates passed him to become bigger stars and it probably gonna do that desperate middle-aged thing where he tries to become relevant again.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pathetic little tramp posted:

Nah he's still alive I'm pretty sure.

but is he living

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Craig Kilborn was the loving man and I eagerly await his return

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

so is jon stweart passe now because ive seen his show a few times and it seemed funny and topical

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he realized Last Week Tonight is way better

also this by a loving mile lol

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i may have just outed myself a s a huge moron if it wasnt already obvious

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Otto von Ruthless posted:

i guess he'll have more time to post on the something awful forums now

Jon Stewart for GBS moderator

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
so the republicans are trying to ban abortions.... *puffs out cheeks and looks around w/ his eyes all crazy* ....AGAIN!

*crowd goes wild*

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Steven Colbert is replacing Letterman, John Oliver got a much better show on HBO, Oliva Munn is wifed up and caked up to some athlete or something. He realized all of his subordinates passed him to become bigger stars and it probably gonna do that desperate middle-aged thing where he tries to become relevant again.

hes off to make flops

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Finally we can live in an America that is free from the tyranny of his "Truth is in the Middle" outlook that was paralyzing our Government and lulling our Populace into a contented slumber each night.

Dirp
May 16, 2007
Stereotypical jew voice.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Resurrect Mitch Hedberg. Give him the show.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bad Jerry Lewis impersonation

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

social vegan posted:

but is he living

i think he retired from acting afer spaceballs to spend more time with his family that seems like a pretty fun goal i am happy for jon tripper

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