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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I denied myself nothing my eyes desired; I refused my heart no pleasure… Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done and what I had toiled to achieve, everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind.” Ecclesiastes 2:10-11

I remember when I first got into porno, I got gonorrhea in my eyeball on my second scene; I only made 18 films but I got gonorrhea twice and chlamydia three times… Apparently I had “bad luck” because it seems that every industry girl I spoke to had never gotten anything, not once. There’s some weird denial amongst porn stars, nobody wants to admit the obvious perils that the profession brings. I remember that young star Jessie Rogers spoke out against porn, and exposed the fact that she contracted herpes in her very short career. All the other girls were up in arms, quick to blame her herpes on escorting – as if the majority of porn actors don’t have herpes…? Christy only continued in that line of work for the first few months of our relationship, and even in that short time she brought home both chlamydia and herpes. I mean, big deal, it is what it is; I just don’t know why it’s taboo to admit it.

It’s like athletes and steroids; why is it a surprise that most use them? My old neighbor at the county jail once asked me, “I work out every day, how come I don’t get huge like The Rock?” Do people really believe all those super jacked celebrities don’t use steroids? Dude, you can’t have unprotected sex with tons of people and avoid STDs… Nor can you look like The Rock without steroids. Celebs need to start being more honest so that they don’t lead others down paths blindly. Why do you think LA forced the condom law into porn? STDs are a huge problem! They have even found a strain of gonorrhea impervious to antibiotics. Why do you think steroids are illegal? One reason is because “roid rage” is real! Almost every time I was arrested I was juicing! All our heroes are frauds, and we chase after them like naïve little puppies. I will allow myself that one minor pat on the back; I was always pretty honest to the fans. Besides that though… I have mostly sucked as a role model. I’ve taught my followers to use steroids, to be a “whore machine”, to be violent, to deny Jesus, to be prideful, and the list goes on. I lived my life on a whim. I had [no] morals and was all about ME.

I guess the only good thing about that, is that you can learn from MY mistakes and see where that behavior and lands you. It’s not worth it; don’t aspire to be the old me, aspire to be the me that I am striving to become. The way of evil is not the business; I screwed hundreds of hot chicks, I was popular, people wanted my picture… And what? It never really made me happy inside. If you can find a girl to love, hold onto her and treat her right. Don’t even mess with that Instagram crap, don’t even watch porn, all that stuff just makes you lustful and causes you to forsake what you already have. I ruined both my marriage and my relationship with Christy because of lust. The grass ain’t always greener, in fact it never is – water what you have.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Inevitable posted:

I ruined both my marriage and my relationship with Christy because of lust.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
didn't read a word

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
kick, punch, it's all in the mind

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
wise words from herr war machine

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Wanna get a shirt that says "I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo" on it and is then just these pictures under it.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Im the attempted rapist who couldnt get it up

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



katlington posted:

Im the attempted rapist who couldnt get it up

I'm the man who's job it is to beat people up who couldn't even kill a naked, defenseless woman while armed with a knife.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



*squeezes flacid member futilely*

*swats at shower curtain in frustration, climbs out window*

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Is Christy Mack hot again yet or is she still all puffy from getting her dumb face punched?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



*loudly lectures cops about etiquette of gym chalk while being processed*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



she died of her injuries shes dead now

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bedside selfie

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Is Christy Mack hot again yet or is she still all puffy from getting her dumb face punched?

i think all her whore holes are still undamaged but havent seen any recent photos

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

cool guy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
he was such a whining beta on TUF

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

"Yeah, I hit that"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


#FreeWarMachine 

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

alpha male slurpee tantrum



alpha male poetry:

I know that I have a toe
I see it wiggle
A sense of humor too
I hear it giggle

My armpits are real
At times I smell their stink
My temper too
It's my weakest link

I can't see my heart
But I feel it beating in my chest
The brain hides too
But it's thoughts never let me rest

I've seen the damage
That my tongue can do
As well as the evil
That my fists accrue

I know my biceps well
For them I wear tight shirts
I know that I have a soul
I know because it hurts

Inevitable fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 11, 2015

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

yeah girls can look rough in the morning without makeup

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
On September 2, 2007, War Machine was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious over a parking space argument. He served no jail time.[23]

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

On September 2, 2007, War Machine was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious over a parking space argument. He served no jail time.[23]

he prob had his blinker on first

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
like a giant angry toddler that can beat you to death

sounds like good company

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
wait what happened to christy mack now? i dont keep up with my porn star news.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Didn't War Machine try to kill himself in jail?

texasmed
May 27, 2004
I read it

real talk I guess, gonna make it harder to jerk it to christy mack thinking about the clap though

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

texasmed posted:

I read it

real talk I guess, gonna make it harder to jerk it to christy mack thinking about the clap though

They can fix the clap, the herp is with you forever.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

like a giant angry toddler that can beat you to death

sounds like good company

Dude is a literal chimp

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Are we sure he isn't an escaped chimp from a pharmaceutical lab?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
first suggestion of legal counsel is to prob. change your name from "war machine"

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Read it. Pretty crazy. Turn about. I believe it

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

first suggestion of legal counsel is to prob. change your name from "war machine"

Rapper C-Murder requested during his murder trial to be addressed as "Steve"

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nefarious posted:

didn't read a word

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

tl;dr: My armpits are real
At times I smell their stink

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
If you ever hang out with anyone who is in MMA, this dude is far from some exception.

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
gay+alpha, deal with it puke boys

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