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nice guys are just groupies and groupies can be of all sexes
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 15:33 |
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opus111 posted:er no such thing brah. any girl can have sex any time she wants within moments. the hidden joke in my post was that the female equivalent of a "nice guy" was the tumblr feminists who use the term "nice guys" constantly the universe is replete with ironies
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 19:10 |
Mr.Pibbleton posted:I will carry this printer for miles in the sweltering heat! Awwwww That's so nice of you. you are such a sweet guy!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 19:25 |
"hi" ------ "what's up?" "Ah nuttin" "oh, cool." ------ " drat it, I got a paper cut." "Oh my god, that's so terrible! ARE YOU OK!?!? Let me drive you to the hospital. No really, I don't mind!" ------- "Can you help me study with my homework? thanks!" "Sure I don't mind!" ------- "Habibi, I have a 10 pages essay to write, can you do it for me? " "Sure no problem" * This one actually happened to me, I was that nice guy. To be fair, the dude was from Yemen and I want a hook up if I ever go travel to the shithole one day. *
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 19:37 |
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The Whole Internet posted:what is the female equivalent of a 'nice guy'? "Nice girls" certainly exist. You know, "guys are all so shallow, why do they only go for dumb sluts instead of nice girls like me?". Probably because the dumb sluts actually tried talking to the guys instead of just being creepy and awkward.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:07 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Elliot Rodger here. I can't believe none of those bitches would say yes to a date with you. I mean, sure, you spent your time planning the mass murder of strange women, but you were so nice about it!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:13 |
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Elliot really had no excuse for not getting laid.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:17 |
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ok, freezers fixed, im out
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:19 |
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Frog Act posted:Since I am a MGTOW, I'll speak to this. No joke I thought that was like Magic the Gathering : something something. And I was like, I love MTG wtf.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:47 |
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cut off your dick and balls, OP
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:54 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Elliot really had no excuse for not getting laid.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 20:57 |
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*needs to learn to be more like this guy* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:17 |
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ghlbtsk posted:*needs to learn to be more like this guy* Logan N from Youtube posted:This is precisely what we all want to do when we get hit with a boyfriend bomb.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:22 |
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I'm cool + retarded?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:10 |
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I'd be more than happy to fix your computer.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:15 |
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*installs keylogger*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 00:16 |
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i just really like to go down on girls. it feels really good to make them happy.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 06:56 |
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Yeah, that's fine, I can work the camera.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:01 |
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It's ok, I'll wait till you're ready..
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:03 |
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I was a nice girl once "Oh no you scraped your knee let me tend to it personally!"
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:05 |
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Funny but still no excuse.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:06 |
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nice girl:
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:08 |
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Honestly the only girl stereotype that comes close to a nice guy is the obese girl that's fun to hang out with.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:09 |
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TEAYCHES posted:tautologicus has feasted upon the southeast asian women and can now be sure that all things are wearisome This was not exactly my intention, or conclusion, in letter or in spirit, for the record. It was funny when i first read it but i don't think i should let it stand, for the good of the forums reading experience. I have nothing to do with any of the vain dumb goons complaining about how bad their life sucks bla bla, my life is sweet. Apologies for lack of articulation And life is better when youre nice for the sake of it alone, not nice hoping to get something back like a little weakling, which is what this thread is about.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:53 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Honestly the only girl stereotype that comes close to a nice guy is the obese girl that's fun to hang out with.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 07:59 |
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Yvershek posted:*installs keylogger* G.... Granos?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:49 |
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I don't even care if I finish, I just want to please you. I won't even take my clothes off...Please...
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:55 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Honestly the only girl stereotype that comes close to a nice guy is the obese girl that's fun to hang out with. that girl is most definitely a Nice Guy and will bully you with mean words until you gently caress her once she has you cornered in her apartment balls deep in a mimosa
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 14:51 |
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Man did you see that new episode of SVU?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 15:29 |
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there exists a "cartel," if u will, of pussy in which
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 19:31 |
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"Boys have swag. Men have class" *Wears 8 dollar fedora with jorts.*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 19:34 |
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oh you found a program on your computer named "webcamspy.exe" after my last visit? oh its probably some antivirus software, I wouldn't delete it if I were you...
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 19:37 |
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*offers to drive you and your drunk friends to a party and doesn't get mad when not offered to come inside*
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:00 |
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Tautologicus posted:And life is better when youre nice for the sake of it alone, not nice hoping to get something back like a little weakling, which is what this thread is about. Correct. Being nice is just so much god damned fun.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:04 |
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I enjoy being nice but if I wasn't loving beautiful women regularly I would consider myself a failure.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:17 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Fat activists, like the one we get tumblr jpgs from where they claim not liking fat women is literally sexist or have motivational black and white photos of a fat girl groping an underwear model with a tagline "you deserve to be loved for who you are". sometimes it means you're a pedophile because only 13 year olds have visible skeletal structure
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 20:18 |
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It's funny how assholes have to try and constatly justify themselves by making everything a nice person does secretly connected to some greedy self-serving motive. Like they can't even comprehend the concept of doing something for someone else's benefit. And by funny I mean sad.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:04 |
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It's so easy to be nice all the time, I don't know why anyone does anything else, honestly.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:06 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:It's so easy to be nice all the time, I don't know why anyone does anything else, honestly. What if someone is mean to you? You have to pay them with the same coin. God said so in the Bible.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:07 |
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I don't buy collectable plates with pictures of the Wizard of Oz on them off TV but it's okay if other people do.
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