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A relative just called me flipping out that she can't find either key to her safe. She has $3000 in her safe. Why would you need that much money just sitting in your apartment? I'm afraid to ask her because the last time I asked someone about their money that appeared to come out of nowhere they were a secret hooker.
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Feb 11, 2015 05:56
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lol why would you keep american dollars when you could hoard gold
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Feb 11, 2015 05:57
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lmao like I would trust the globalist banksters with currency
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Feb 11, 2015 05:58
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if the USD collapsed it seems like gold would be almost as useless unless you lived next to a neighboring country or seaport you could trade with.
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Feb 11, 2015 05:59
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Oh, my gosh. I am deep with coupons.
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Feb 11, 2015 05:59
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She has two keys because there's another safe inside the safe
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Feb 11, 2015 05:59
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Interest rates are so low there's almost no point of keeping money in the bank these days
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Feb 11, 2015 05:59
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BossRighteous posted:if the USD collapsed it seems like gold would be almost as useless unless you lived next to a neighboring country or seaport you could trade with. People who invest in gold are morons.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:01
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So did you tell her to call a locksmith and pray, or did you just laugh.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:02
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she wanted me to come over and help her look for the key and since the hooker situation i don't really like digging through people's personal stuff
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Feb 11, 2015 06:02
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The thing I miss most about Glenn Beck are the advertisers that sold food stores and victory gardens.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:03
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Not everyone is poor op I leave anywhere from 2-3 G's in my car daily.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:03
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Cash is for poor people.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:04
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Muerte posted:Not everyone is poor op I leave anywhere from 2-3 G's in my car daily. The Feds gonna RICO that poo poo bro.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:04
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Yar, I buried me investments on a desert Isle some years ago. I'll make sail and follow me map, back to me pieces of eights, as the rates increase. Avast!
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Feb 11, 2015 06:06
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
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Feb 11, 2015 06:07
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all my savings are in bitcoins
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Feb 11, 2015 06:08
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according to my family's views you should be eastern european and wear a lot of gold jewellery all the time so if you get displaced you can buy things but we're not eastern european so I think it's just thinly veiled racism
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Feb 11, 2015 06:15
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spooky girlfriend posted:She has two keys because there's another safe inside the safe Why isn't this bannable anymore?
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Feb 11, 2015 06:16
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$3000 isnt even that much money
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Feb 11, 2015 06:17
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if the bank doent know about it the bank can't automatically requisition it to pay off debts that you owe, HTH OP.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:17
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I keep cash in a couple different currencies just because I hate being bothered to do currency exchange every time I leave a country.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:19
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Old people op. Same reason they carry thousands of dollars in high denomination bills in their loving wallets. Sersiously, you flash that poo poo everywhere everytime you buy a bottle of milk. You WILL get mugged at some point.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:20
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Follow black people on instagram. lmao.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:20
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Voted Worst Mom posted:$3000 isnt even that much money What is "a lot" of money?
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Feb 11, 2015 06:21
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VendaGoat posted:What is "a lot" of money? $A.LOT
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Feb 11, 2015 06:21
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My Q-Face posted:Why isn't this bannable anymore? Mods have detected my irony level and are backing away slowly
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Feb 11, 2015 06:22
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Muerte posted:Not everyone is poor op I leave anywhere from 2-3 G's in my car daily. Shouldn't your pimp have that money?
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Feb 11, 2015 06:26
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a woman is entitled to the sweat of her own brow. pimps are middlemen and should be killed imo.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:30
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TEAYCHES posted:lol why would you keep american dollars when you could hoard bitcoins
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Feb 11, 2015 06:31
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maybe your relative is a low-mid tier weed dealer and needs that loot to re-up, not everything is about sex
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Feb 11, 2015 06:37
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If you don't want to find out your aunt is a prostitute, why did you ask? P.S., I know your aunt is a prostitute, I have her on retainer for 3 grand whenever I want a Hand-Beezy!
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Feb 11, 2015 06:39
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because i have too much to fit into my bank's vault
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Feb 11, 2015 06:39
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Feb 11, 2015 06:41
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FordPRefectLL posted:A relative just called me flipping out that she can't find either key to her safe. She has $3000 in her safe. Why would you need that much money just sitting in your apartment? I'm afraid to ask her because the last time I asked someone about their money that appeared to come out of nowhere they were a secret hooker. millenials.txt
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Feb 11, 2015 06:41
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Voted Worst Mom posted:$3000 isnt even that much money
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Feb 11, 2015 06:42
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its easier to save money when it's not there at a swipe of the card imo, but that's just because i've got very little self control
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Feb 11, 2015 06:46
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Sometime it comes in handy, just the other day I was at McDonalds and spied a shorty in line next to me lookin reeal fyne. So when it came time to pay I whipped out a phat roll of skrilla and looked at her, she smiled at me real hard. Felt real good even ordered an extra McDouble. Most gangsta lunch I eva had in a while.
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Feb 11, 2015 06:52
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is this "safe" one of those $30 lock boxes? just pop that poo poo onto a concrete floor and open in
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Feb 11, 2015 06:55
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BossRighteous posted:if the USD collapsed it seems like gold would be almost as useless unless you lived next to a neighboring country or seaport you could trade with. Nah, dumb motherfuckers will always be willing to trade for gold because it's shiny and has been valuable for so long.
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