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- POV porn. Some is not too bad, but can you film more than 3 inches away from the girl? No? Ah well - This woman's face, ugh look, a motley crue groupie - Anything that involves the guy sticking his dick through a hole for the girl to work on. There's a site called "The Milking Table" where she jerks off this disembodied cock through a hole in a plywood board. Yeah, real sexy. I have a theory about glory holes, they're popular in porn because some guys don't like to look at other guys while they're jerkin it. They'll look at a cock, sure, but are horrified that they might see the rest of the guy's body, the horror. Same for IR glory holes, some dudes don't want to see a white girl with a black guy, but they do want to see a white girl with a black cock. It's weird and puritanical and I don't like it, so stop it. - This guy's face, ughhh woah is that Keneckie - Hospital scenarios. I got a catheter up my dick, let's make out! - When we don't get to see her shoes (full body shots). I like shoes in porn, I'm not going to slobber and jizz all over them, but I like them to be there. I feel kinda cheated that the filming guys got to see them and I don't. - The depressing homogeneity of most "reality" scenes now days. Girl comes to the door, flashes her tits, strips and rides the guy in the standard 3 or 4 positions. Adequate cumshot. Fade out 2 seconds after the last sperm lands on her face. The early bangbus and gonzo scenes might have been sometimes annoying, but at least they had variety and character. (I bet someone will say "the guy talking non-stop behind the camera" but really, that never happens these days. Most of the loving is done in depressing silence with no interaction. )
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-guys also BusterBlintz posted:- POV porn. Some is not too bad, but can you film more than 3 inches away from the girl? No? Ah well counterpoint: http://i.imgur.com/vZtw63b.gif a little nws I guess Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Feb 11, 2015 |
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I was just going to come in here and say "the close-up of the dude's taint" and here is OP revealing what his porn tastes are in essay form.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:25 |
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I hope a lot of people browse this porn thread from work and complain
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:27 |
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Dick going from the rear end to the pussy is just gross.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:29 |
Vim Fuego posted:Dick going from the rear end to the pussy is just gross. rear end to mouth however
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:30 |
I just clean shaved my dick and balls i am good to porn
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Justin Godscock posted:I was just going to come in here and say "the close-up of the dude's taint" and here is OP revealing what his porn tastes are in essay form. Why are you staring at a dude's taint? Taste the rainbow of life, brother
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:32 |
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Nation posted:I just clean shaved my dick and balls i am good to porn How do u get a close ball shave
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:33 |
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1. Gang members/Yakuza/Russian mobsters who make a video and decide they're going to be the guys banging hot chicks - They look terrible, and it's like eating a meal at a restaurant and a dog takes a poo poo in front of you. It doesn't matter how good the meal is, you're going to think about the poo poo. 2. Creepy sex tourists who decide to film some creepy probably underaged crying streetchild being banged, and they always blur their face. You're not anonymous, and you're weird. 3. Career joyless plastic bimbos.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:33 |
BusterBlintz posted:How do u get a close ball shave slowly
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:34 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I hope a lot of people browse this porn thread from work and complain gently caress 'em (get it?)
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:34 |
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Super nasally New Yawk accents AAOWW MAI GAWWAD
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:36 |
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Yo on the real tho homie if you watch a 15 second clip of any given porno and didnt finish within that time because it wasnt exciting enough or didnt have shoes on or whatever, you are watching WAAAAAAY too much porn. Cut back a bit, it'll fix all of your complaints.
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The under ball shot. Like a dude will be plowing a chick, and the brilliant director gets a shot from behind him, under the balls. Usually all you can see is her rear end and his dangling sack. gently caress that poo poo. Cutting to the guys face as he jizzes. No one wants to see that. Basically seeing the guy at all. Seriously, the dude is, for all intents and purposes, a sentient dildo here. Let's see as little of him as possible.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:50 |
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Want to take turns guessing what aatrek would reply with?quote:Cutting to the guys face as he jizzes. No one wants to see that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:54 |
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A gaping butthole. Yes that is your colon, now please put something inside it.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:55 |
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Seeing my mom.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 09:59 |
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strap-ons if I'm going to watch girl-on-girl action I don't want one of them to have a penis
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:00 |
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TheJoker138 posted:The under ball shot. Like a dude will be plowing a chick, and the brilliant director gets a shot from behind him, under the balls. Usually all you can see is her rear end and his dangling sack. gently caress that poo poo. If you follow this logic, no woman will ever want to watch it or like it in anyway. Also its inconsiderate to gay/bi people watching straight porn.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:00 |
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most of this goes for porn too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9tErzYtyN0
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:05 |
xutech posted:1. Gang members/Yakuza/Russian mobsters who make a video and decide they're going to be the guys banging hot chicks - They look terrible, and it's like eating a meal at a restaurant and a dog takes a poo poo in front of you. It doesn't matter how good the meal is, you're going to think about the poo poo. yeah banging crying streetchildren is pretty weird
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:07 |
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Women. Ick! Boners only, for this fellow!
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:11 |
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Weakass cumshots. As I used to say back when I worked for UBU productions, "if you can't splatter then you don't matter"
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:25 |
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once i saw a porno where this black dude was banging a milf it was so hot then this teen came into the room and was like "what the gently caress mom!?!?" totally killed my boner
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:39 |
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Loud gum chewing.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:47 |
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President Kucinich posted:Loud gum chewing. Loud cum chewing.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:47 |
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thank gently caress the slow motion editing died away with the 90s, it was pretty common to have those "welp this dude can't last, better cut down the speed of this here banging to 55%"
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:51 |
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boners
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:59 |
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Large birthmarks and keloid scars on the rear end and thighs.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:06 |
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spitting and those massive trails of deep lung phlegm hanging from a lady's chin. it's pretty loving gross i want to know how porn will be in 10 years time though
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:07 |
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fake rear end acrylic french manicures
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:12 |
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Massive hanging beef curtains.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:14 |
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when the baby starts crying in the next room
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:24 |
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Artificial superloud ultra-moaning. Main reason i switched from professional to amateur porn, i like it when they sound natural.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:25 |
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The amount of porn parodies like really did we need Ghostbusters XXX? I mean it gave us this but?
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:25 |
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I don't like it when the lady is all screamin and stuff
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:27 |
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Dirty feet OMFG seriously WASH YOUR GODDAMN FEET you filthy bitches ugh
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:39 |
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toggle posted:
Actually an interesting point. Back in 2004-5, I wondered what would the future of porn be? At the time, mainstream scenes and sites included slapping, spitting on the girl, groups of guys pissing on her, verbal degradation, vomiting blowjobs, girls "tricked" into sex as a storyline, sites with names like "Meatholes", "Farthammer" (yes, he farted on girls after loving them), and of course naziniggers.com..... I just worried that things would get more extreme and violent. Turns out I was very wrong. The porn of today is so sterile and restricted, it's all lame storylines and silly parodies and everyone's very respectful. So I have no idea what will happen in the future. Probably the opposite of the things I like.
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The way James Deen fucks. His stupid "aggressive face" and fake slaps, trying to say "oh I'm so dominant I will FORCE the orgasm out of this girl by holding her face tight and staring into her eyes, chicks love that and I love chicks really cause I'm such a sweet guy"
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