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lets make a retro platformer no im not straight up taking stuff from old games, its a reference
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'8-bit' (aka pixelated crap)
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Feb 11, 2015 10:38
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I hear retro is popular but I am not old enough to have played any games in the non-3d era, let me just make this pixel poo poo art style as a cop out for lack of creativity talent and skill with 3d development.
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Feb 11, 2015 10:39
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Bokito posted:'8-bit' pixel size consistency? whats that? Also when you say "retro", you mean a mix of NES and SNES, right?
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Feb 11, 2015 10:41
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It's not a game per se, but rather an art experience.
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Feb 11, 2015 10:44
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heres the entire library of retro game sound effects attack = white noise enemy kill = white noise explosion = white noise on a low frequency getting hit = meow coin = mario coin
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Feb 11, 2015 10:45
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i'm an early access open world multiplayer zombie game on steam that is gonna be poo poo here's some concept art please give us money oh god
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Feb 11, 2015 10:47
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It's a haunting look into a desperate man's torn psyche depicted only through different sized coloured blocks.
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Feb 11, 2015 10:52
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pixelbaron posted:i'm an early access open world multiplayer zombie game on steam that is gonna be poo poo here's some concept art please give us money oh god Go on, take the money and run...
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Feb 11, 2015 10:55
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heh, well as you can see, the game's a metroidvania, and the atmosphere is inspired by dark souls maybe you've heard of it?
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Feb 11, 2015 10:55
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Minimum system specs: 6 GHz octo-core, 64 GB RAM, 841 GB drive space, MSCRT debug runtime libraries.
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Feb 11, 2015 10:57
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lorn Wayne posted:heh, well as you can see, the game's a metroidvania, and the atmosphere is inspired by dark souls maybe you've heard of it? metroidvania roguelite
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Feb 11, 2015 10:59
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Hi.
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Feb 11, 2015 11:01
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rogue like zombie first person game where everything is shades of brown and the protagonist is a white man with stubble
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Feb 11, 2015 11:08
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We're gonna bring back paddle controllers, like from Pong. Remember Pong? But totally not like Pong.
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Feb 11, 2015 11:13
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What do you mean "why is it 12Gig", cause we cant code for poo poo duuuuuuh.
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Feb 11, 2015 11:20
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*writes War and Peace length blog posts about how every woman should be raped*
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Feb 11, 2015 11:22
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Mindbreakingly innovative features include "gaining xp", "spending money on stuff" and "leveling your character".
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Feb 11, 2015 11:27
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can some pls poo poo together alpha so we can early access it for 5+ years then beta for another also what are we calling this, heres some orginals i thought shitboned starboner shitlerbound starpoop!
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Feb 11, 2015 11:41
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Who do I have to gently caress to get a good review around here?
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Feb 11, 2015 11:42
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*game description is just a list of other games*
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Feb 11, 2015 11:43
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inspired by daikatana hellgta london and terraria
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Feb 11, 2015 11:45
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Without knowing if that poo poo is ever going to be released, you can now preorder special founder packs for a whoopping 1000 bucks and more!
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Feb 11, 2015 11:46
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for just 500 bucks ill copy paste youre name into the credits
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Feb 11, 2015 11:47
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*has very serious social disorder thats enabled by echochamber*
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Feb 11, 2015 11:49
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tbh you dont sound like a very good dveloper, maybe you should leave
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Feb 11, 2015 11:50
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Oh, hi. I didn't see you there as I'm tightening up the random loot drops in my innovative retronium re-imagining of the classic pacman maze gameplay formula
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Feb 11, 2015 11:55
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We dont know how to netcode, so theres only gonna be local co-op, aka hotseat which was the poo poo 20 years ago. Also, we "want to deliver the best single player experience ever", which means we were to lazy to code multiplayer.
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Feb 11, 2015 11:58
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Also, we "want to deliver the best single player experience ever", which means we were to lazy to code multiplayer. actually iys a lot less work if we just code multiplayer and call it a day no need to bother with anything cretive like building a single player we should keep ""want to deliver the best single player experience ever" in our feature list for the first 7 years of early access though
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Feb 11, 2015 12:01
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Fewd posted:actually iys a lot less work if we just code multiplayer and call it a day Make singleplayer DLC, get rich, gently caress bitches.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:02
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point and click games are the future of computer games
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Feb 11, 2015 12:03
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*Release a somewhat functional beta that's pretty impressive * Don't worry folks. Production is on schedule! *Several months go by, one or two ambiguous screenshot later. * We promise we'll get it done by early next year. *3 years go by* I'm sorry to report that the lead developer has decided to move on to other things.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:05
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poo poo i was rude aerlier, im sorry your application into the Whiskers =^.^= development team is still under consideration could you maybe tell us a little bit about your history with successfull game development projects?
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Feb 11, 2015 12:05
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We're not like those stupid so-called "professional" big game studios; we WON'T be releasing patches to fix bugs.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:06
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If you give us money for these pre-alpha screenshot that could be a game or not, you will get no guarantee whatsoever that your investment will not be used for coke and hookers and there will never be an actual release. Also, if you dont give us enough money, we might shut down this project within a days notice. That said, please give us money so we can make this super-awesome game! Maybe.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:12
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*pays artist $35,000 for 2 weeks of no work before they run to Lucasarts*
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Feb 11, 2015 12:14
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*makes edgy teen drama that makes no sense* ops, that was Square Enix.
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Feb 11, 2015 12:14
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Panniculus Rift posted:point and click games are the future of computer games point and click lovecraftian horror game where the pixel art is so halfassed the main character is literally a band of colors
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*is treated like Hitler for some reason because gaymers lack perspective and self awareness
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