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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Makes mundane simulator game as joke so YouTube celebs will play it and everyone can pay $20 to be part of the in joke of the week We are talking about indies here, not Microsoft.
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We need a companion thread for the illustrious NexusMod and LoversLab mod devs. They are special and release much needed immersion mods to help better absorb you into the continuum of the game world. Like, how off putting was Skyrim before the realistic fuckable horse vaginas mod, I humbly ask? Or the weaponized beach ball sized tits mod? Very off putting.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:29
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*Spends more time removing any and all dissent from internal forums than actually working on the actual loving game*
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Feb 11, 2015 17:03
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"My game 'Chainsaw Bikini Lolita Massacre' isn't selling because consumers are too dumb"
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Feb 11, 2015 17:03
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its gonna be like wow but both the world & character tittys are eight times bigger like minecraft+doa or alive. i tentatively refer to it as "realm of rapecraft". moms gonna be so proud
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Feb 11, 2015 17:15
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Makes sure sideburns are biggest in the office.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:18
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I made a slightly decent game but I'm gana cancel the second one because I was hurt by people on the Internet. Then I found out that soon people stopped caring about me and I'm now afraid so I try to be the biggest bitch ever
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Feb 11, 2015 17:28
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I'm making a twine game, please give me money for something that will have less effort put into it than your average RPG Maker 2000 game and be 1/8th as satisfying to play as one.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:30
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I am making retro star citizen Fifty dollars gets you a red pixel maybe at an unidentifiable point in the future
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Feb 11, 2015 17:34
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Make lovely game. Get Felicia Day to voice. Profit. Not sure if that actually happened or not but I wouldn't be surprised. loving nerds.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:35
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i'm presenting my rear end at an indie games competition.. this year im gonna win for sure... what the hell is a video game?
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Feb 11, 2015 17:35
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Make lovely game. Spam free copies to TotalBiscuit, Angry Joe, YOGSCAST, Escapist, GiantBomb, etc DMCA those that do not give it 10/10.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:45
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survival horror zombie game with crafting elements that will never be completed
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Feb 11, 2015 17:46
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we are out here CHANGING THE WORLD while you whine about widescreen support.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:47
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Fix the bugs? Nah man lets go the Goat simulator route
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Feb 11, 2015 17:48
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Robo Reagan posted:survival horror zombie game with crafting elements that will never be completed survival horror zombie game with crafting elements that will never be completed But $5 to repair item microtransactions fully implemented with no bugs.
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Feb 11, 2015 17:49
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*sees an innovative, quirky game become an overnight sensation* *copies it poorly*
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Feb 11, 2015 17:51
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give it QWOP controls so PewDiePie can make some goofy faces and make me even more money
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Feb 11, 2015 17:51
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THIS GAME WILL BE A MAJOR STEP FORWARD FOR ALL LBGT! *adds female character sprite with purple hair*
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Feb 11, 2015 18:00
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happyhippy posted:THIS GAME WILL BE A MAJOR STEP FORWARD FOR ALL LBGT! *makes protagonist transfemale who is a rapist.*
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Feb 11, 2015 18:36
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Robo Reagan posted:survival horror zombie game with crafting elements that will never be completed Survival game with crafting component and broken multiplayer that is excruciatingly unfun to play.
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Feb 11, 2015 18:44
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Hey guys fund my game! I promise there will be no pay to win aspects or in game transactions!
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Feb 11, 2015 18:49
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To be fair there are actually some pretty good indie games but those don't count here
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Feb 11, 2015 18:50
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*makes protagonist gay, gets applauded in every game magazine and also by SJWs* *sexual orientation has literally zero impact on gameplay*
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Feb 11, 2015 18:53
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*remakes Goldeneye on the Source engine!* "Adds new levels, updates classic levels* *Throws in remixed Goldeneye music too* "Oh we're only going to focus on multiplayer. single player would be too hard to code"
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Feb 11, 2015 18:54
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Applewhite posted:*makes protagonist gay, gets applauded in every game magazine and also by SJWs* *puts generic anime prettyboy in a dress and refers to him with they/them pronouns* we are all about genderqueer representation
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Feb 11, 2015 19:49
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Applewhite posted:*makes protagonist gay, gets applauded in every game magazine and also by SJWs* *gets praised for the fact that sexual orientation has zero impact on gameplay*
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Feb 11, 2015 19:51
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I'm a MtF transexual and if you don't donate to my patreon you are a misogynist.
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Feb 11, 2015 19:57
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*makes uninteresting twine game with nothing going for it but is considered one of the best indie devs because im gay and my game is gay. the maya angelou of gaming*
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Feb 11, 2015 19:57
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Harrower posted:Who do I have to gently caress to get a good review around here? im the rock paper shotgun review that gives your game glowing praise "Dark Souls? Starcraft? Dragon Age? Sorry but all AAA titles are literally call of duty clones"
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Feb 11, 2015 19:59
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It's a puzzle RPG where instead of controlling the characters directly, each dungeon is a Rubik's cube and you advance your party by aligning similarly colored squares.
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Feb 11, 2015 19:59
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This thread made me look up what a "Twine Game" actually is and I have to say it is stupider than what I thought it was (I kept thinking of Kirby's Epic Yarn only with ugly brown twine because that's something hipsters like).
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Feb 11, 2015 20:05
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Applewhite posted:This thread made me look up what a "Twine Game" actually is and I have to say it is stupider than what I thought it was (I kept thinking of Kirby's Epic Yarn only with ugly brown twine because that's something hipsters like). I kept thinking people were misspelling Trine.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:06
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Voxels.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:18
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I put a lot of thought into it and in memory of Mrs. Doubtfire I've decided to release my twine game "Watch out for Sadbrains" to the public for free.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:25
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It's a platform game where you play as a butt that has to bounce from place to place and poop on enemies to defeat them. The double jump is a fart.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:29
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Applewhite posted:It's a platform game where you play as a butt that has to bounce from place to place and poop on enemies to defeat them. The double jump is a fart. Yyyo sign me up.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:35
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Hello I am a female developer which is extremely rare and a difficult position to be, it's really hard being a female developer (that's a developer that's female btw). As a female developer, I know lots of other female developers who agree with me on how hard it is be a female developer in games. Some of my influences as a female developer would beeeee, let me think for a sec, probably Bubsy Bobcat or Farmville. I think a LOT of female developers would agree with me there.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:40
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Thursday Next posted:im the rock paper shotgun review that gives your game glowing praise I'm the RPS daily rant about problematic representation of women/romance/violence/sadbrains etc
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Feb 11, 2015 20:41
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Why make anything good or new when there is a whole bunch of monied 25-40 year old idiots begging to be tricked with nostalgia into thinking that the joy they felt as a child is a paused thing that can be resumed, like one of those stupid games they obsess over? I mean, we've spent half our Kickstarter money just on having meetings to discuss this very question, and the only conclusion we have reached so far is that Thai House delivers faster than Grindertown.
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