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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gibb3h posted:

I'm the RPS daily rant about problematic representation of women/romance/violence/sadbrains etc

I'm the comments section raging and posting retarded misogynistic and/or homophobic screeds against political correctness.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ha ha but seriously folks, I want to take a moment and plug some Indie Games that look like they will be good and that I'm really looking forward to:
The Way
Hyper Light Drifter
Witchmarsh

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
-launches for $20 because it's A Game That Matters-

-is $5 a month later-

-three months later is on sale for 99 cents-

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

users tweet their deepest joys to me and they are procedurally turned into enemies for other players to destroy. i call it "dad"

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
*colors hair pink and blows game reviewers*

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
hello secret gamergate thread

gibb3h
Jul 15, 2014

fanged wang posted:

hello secret gamergate thread

:sadwave:

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
guys guys

what if instead of an 8-bit puzzle rpg

we make an 8-bit puzzle rpg with anime

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's a Centipede-inspired roguelike in a procedurally generated world with crafting elements.

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Applewhite posted:

*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs*

*White knights complain as if it were literal onscreen rape porn*

*Final release version has jiggle removed*

*world gets a little bit less fun*

*spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics*

*neglects gameplay, graphics, controls, story, and bugfixes*

*bestseller game because nerds*

*goto 10*

"Why aren't games getting any better?!"

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"let's make it super hard, just like games were in the good old days"

*makes a game harder than anything that was ever made before 2008*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Thursday Next posted:

*spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics*

*neglects gameplay, graphics, controls, story, and bugfixes*

*bestseller game because nerds*

*goto 10*

"Why aren't games getting any better?!"

Thursday when is your next book coming out??

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
*secretly longs to do a game with Sonic and computer version of self fighting Dr Robotnik together*

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
my next game will be in unity and will be based on creepypasta

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Yo don't diss RPS.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

happyhippy posted:

*secretly longs to do a game with Sonic and computer version of self fighting Dr Robotnik together*

What backer tier lets me be in it, too?

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'd like to see an action patformer featuring a chubby female protagonist.

unless she abuses warps she loses a marginal amount of weight at the end of each level which increases her jump/speed/. This feature won't be revealed in advertising/demos.


It's a real good game actually.

Like a mix of Duke Nukem 1, Bio-menace, and Commander Keen. A retro game that isn't NES/SNES style, I know a shocker!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When is Mischief Makers coming to Steam?
I would play the poo poo out of that game.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What about a game with a clown protagonist?
Don't see a lot of those. Might be something to explore.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Applewhite posted:

When is Mischief Makers coming to Steam?
I would play the poo poo out of that game.

i would pay up to ten dollars for a clean rip of the soundtrack

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
*Creates an edgy click-bait concept*
*idiots fall all over themselves to condemn it*
*best seller*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

BKPR posted:

i would pay up to ten dollars for a clean rip of the soundtrack

Shakeshakeshake

shakeshake

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta

Applewhite posted:

It's a Centipede-inspired roguelike in a procedurally generated world with crafting elements.

It's a Human-Centipede-inspired roguelike

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
*Watches people do make plays of my game on YouTube*
*GETS loving PISSED WHEN THEY ARE NOT PLAYING IT RIGHT!*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is a roguelike game where PERMADEATH MATTERS.

*Just an excuse for a massive unfun grind.*

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Good graphics
Good gameplay
Good story

You may choose only two

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cracked_Gear posted:

Good graphics
Good gameplay
Good story

You may choose only two

What about Shovel Knight?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Guys, I have a brilliant character concept here for our main protagonist.
It's basically someone who looks like me.
But with cat ears.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
My game is ART! It's not FOR gamer neckbeards.

What the poo poo why does my game have such low sales I do not understand

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Applewhite posted:

What about Shovel Knight?

shovel knight is good and everyone should play it. it basically took the best of old school nes games and took out all the bullshit.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Tries to organize local meet up of indie developers to network and gain future help.
Demand appearance fee and call everyone else who doesn't pay to attend shallow and fake.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why would we employ writers? We already know what the story is

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

What about Shovel Knight?

Graphics

The only complaint i have about the game is that it's yet another NES style retro game. I'd like to see more 16 and 32 bit era stuff, and y'know not just Nintendo ecosystem stuff.

(The game itself is awesome though).

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
It's Duck Hunt, but this time you can SHOOT THE DOG!
Remember how much you wanted to shoot the dog when you were a kid?
Haha do you remember

:laugh:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

our game will last forever, which is great because no other video games will ever come out again.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Kikka posted:

heres the entire library of retro game sound effects

attack = white noise
enemy kill = white noise
explosion = white noise on a low frequency
getting hit = meow
coin = mario coin

you joke but i did this irl

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*asks friends and family to be voice actors*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

*asks friends and family to be voice actors*

*doesn't invest in good audio equipment*

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Kickstart my game! It will be an open world DLC free mmo where you can do or be ANYTHING! We're hoping to release by late next year and need to raise $5,000.

RISKS: I don't know how to program computers but my mate took a course once and said he'd help me.

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Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

The Whole Internet posted:

Graphics

The only complaint i have about the game is that it's yet another NES style retro game. I'd like to see more 16 and 32 bit era stuff, and y'know not just Nintendo ecosystem stuff.

(The game itself is awesome though).

Nes like games are easy to make. I'm a pretty lovely artist and even I can do pixel art. theyre easy to make and not resource demanding which is why theyve spread like cockroaches

Now show me a game that mimics the PS1 including polygon warping and no Z buffer :q:

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