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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT we are indie game developers
 
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Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Harrower posted:

Who do I have to gently caress to get a good review around here?

im the rock paper shotgun review that gives your game glowing praise

"Dark Souls? Starcraft? Dragon Age? Sorry but all AAA titles are literally call of duty clones"

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Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Applewhite posted:

*Female sprite has awesome jiggly boobs*

*White knights complain as if it were literal onscreen rape porn*

*Final release version has jiggle removed*

*world gets a little bit less fun*

*spends 80% of the dev time on boob physics*

*neglects gameplay, graphics, controls, story, and bugfixes*

*bestseller game because nerds*

*goto 10*

"Why aren't games getting any better?!"

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