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Hello I am a female developer which is extremely rare and a difficult position to be, it's really hard being a female developer (that's a developer that's female btw). As a female developer, I know lots of other female developers who agree with me on how hard it is be a female developer in games. Some of my influences as a female developer would beeeee, let me think for a sec, probably Bubsy Bobcat or Farmville. I think a LOT of female developers would agree with me there.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 20:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:43 |
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My game is ART! It's not FOR gamer neckbeards. What the poo poo why does my game have such low sales I do not understand
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:55 |
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It's Duck Hunt, but this time you can SHOOT THE DOG! Remember how much you wanted to shoot the dog when you were a kid? Haha do you remember
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:03 |
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*asks friends and family to be voice actors*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:15 |
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*desperately sends out game to any youtube personality they can think of*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 23:12 |
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*makes a Flash platformer where you play as a tampon*
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 05:43 |
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Japanese Phone Box posted:Programmer: Where's our artist? We need sprites and backgrounds, you know. I really don't know how to make stylish 8 bit graphics. can we get some MS-DOS era music for this please. beeeeeeeeep beep beep boop boop beeep beeeeeeeeeeep beepbeepbeep boooop *horrible grinding noise*
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 08:41 |
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*puts Princess Peach in overalls, replaces Mario's sprite with hers* *gets like 25 articles praising new subversive feminist game*
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 23:34 |
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*forgets to switch out original Princess Peach sprite at end of game* Uh, what I was doing there was basically sending girls a message of strength. I was saying, "You can rescue YOURSELF."
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 23:44 |
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serious norman posted:*makes a good game* *is promptly ripped off by 12 to 15 shovelware companies the next day*
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 19:32 |
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Gaspy Conana posted:going well. you can play at the Devolver booth at PAX East this yr. new trailer comin soonish. Congrats, Gaspy
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 19:26 |
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Ninefingers posted:*Hires Jessica Chobot as lead writer* *hires Jessica Chobot as tits in a skin-tight space dress*
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 21:47 |
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We're crossing Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball with HuniePop with My Little Pony, with a soundtrack by Hatsune Miku herself For five thousand dollars we will include your fursona cheering in the background *drowns in money forever*
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 22:18 |
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hmmmm I wonder if these indie game consumers will pay thirty dollars to basically bug-test my new early access zombie survival game alpha for me? Yep they will.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 23:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:43 |
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yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 01:49 |