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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hello I am a female developer which is extremely rare and a difficult position to be, it's really hard being a female developer (that's a developer that's female btw). As a female developer, I know lots of other female developers who agree with me on how hard it is be a female developer in games.
Some of my influences as a female developer would beeeee, let me think for a sec, probably Bubsy Bobcat or Farmville. I think a LOT of female developers would agree with me there.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
My game is ART! It's not FOR gamer neckbeards.

What the poo poo why does my game have such low sales I do not understand

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
It's Duck Hunt, but this time you can SHOOT THE DOG!
Remember how much you wanted to shoot the dog when you were a kid?
Haha do you remember

:laugh:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*asks friends and family to be voice actors*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*desperately sends out game to any youtube personality they can think of*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*makes a Flash platformer where you play as a tampon*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Programmer: Where's our artist? We need sprites and backgrounds, you know. I really don't know how to make stylish 8 bit graphics.
Idea man: Don't worry, I'll have a freelancer to do stuff for now. I'll send part of the tileset in a week. *boots up Microsoft Paint*

1 week later



can we get some MS-DOS era music for this please.

beeeeeeeeep beep beep boop boop beeep beeeeeeeeeeep beepbeepbeep boooop
*horrible grinding noise*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*puts Princess Peach in overalls, replaces Mario's sprite with hers*
*gets like 25 articles praising new subversive feminist game*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*forgets to switch out original Princess Peach sprite at end of game*
Uh, what I was doing there was basically sending girls a message of strength. I was saying, "You can rescue YOURSELF."

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

serious norman posted:

*makes a good game*

*is promptly ripped off by 12 to 15 shovelware companies the next day*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Gaspy Conana posted:

going well. you can play at the Devolver booth at PAX East this yr. new trailer comin soonish.

Congrats, Gaspy

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Ninefingers posted:

*Hires Jessica Chobot as lead writer*

*hires Jessica Chobot as tits in a skin-tight space dress*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
We're crossing Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball with HuniePop with My Little Pony, with a soundtrack by Hatsune Miku herself
For five thousand dollars we will include your fursona cheering in the background

*drowns in money forever*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
hmmmm I wonder if these indie game consumers will pay thirty dollars to basically bug-test my new early access zombie survival game alpha for me?
Yep they will.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins

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