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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Captain Foo posted:

because black coffee is the best

wisdom

lol if you put anything in your coffee besides an ice cube

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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

graph posted:

wisdom

lol if you put anything in your coffee besides an ice cube

an ice cube? wtf.

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
*record scratches to a stop and everyone glares at graph*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Captain Foo posted:

because black coffee is the best

coffeemaker update: our office needs a new one

there's a coffee shop near me that's run by a strict orthodox jew and he gets real mad if you put sugar or cream in his coffee he's my coffee hero

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
a drip coffee with a shot of water please

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]
posting while taking my first coffee dump of the day (16:27, p late actually)

feels good.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

there's a coffee shop near me that's run by a strict orthodox jew and he gets real mad if you put sugar or cream in his coffee he's my coffee hero

nice!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Elder Postsman posted:

an ice cube? wtf.

poo poo comes out blazing scorching hot and i need it in my face as soon as possible?

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol if don't just immediately send the entire mug-full down your throat at once and make a big gulping sound

Skarp
Sep 27, 2013

i enjoy hot coffee, especially when it's -40 out like today.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lol @ maxwell house

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Skarp posted:

i enjoy hot coffee, especially when it's -40 out like today.

do u live on mars

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

im drinking a scalding hot americano like a real man

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cat Face Joe posted:

there's a coffee shop near me that's run by a strict orthodox jew and he gets real mad if you put sugar or cream in his coffee he's my coffee hero

i'll get in trouble if I post why i think he does this

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

maniacdevnull posted:

lol @ maxwell house

yeah, it's great value from our friends at maxwell house!

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Skarp posted:

i enjoy hot coffee, especially when it's -40 out like today.

it's 56°F out and i brew at 175°F so i still have to drink mine slowly

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

graph posted:

poo poo comes out blazing scorching hot and i need it in my face as soon as possible?

hmm. fascinating.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




yeah if you've never been in before he gives you a tour and talks about his roasting process he also sells fancy teas that the wife likes which makes it an excellent coffee destination

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



graph posted:

poo poo comes out blazing scorching hot and i need it in my face as soon as possible?

please don't poast your weird fetishes in the computer coffee thread

Skarp
Sep 27, 2013

du -hast posted:

do u live on mars

close enough ye

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Elder Postsman posted:

hmm. fascinating.

if i dont put a cube in there the coffee will not cool down fast enough in my travel mug to be drinkable on the bus. #wow #whoa

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

graph posted:

if i dont put a cube in there the coffee will not cool down fast enough in my travel mug to be drinkable on the bus. #wow #whoa

i don't like drinking things while in vehicles because any sudden bumps or stops or turns mean hot steaming liquid all over my face

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Elder Postsman posted:

hot steaming liquid all over my face

Cat Face Joe posted:

please don't poast your weird fetishes in the computer coffee thread

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Flat Daddy posted:

i'll get in trouble if I post why i think he does this

No you won't. Lemme have it chief

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
thanks. i think its because it costs him money when you use the sugar and cream. and because he's jewish. think about it. i hope I'm not being inappropriate.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Elder Postsman posted:

i don't like drinking things while in vehicles because any sudden bumps or stops or turns mean hot steaming liquid all over my face

you know what 'sea legs' are? you need to work on ur 'bus arms'

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Smythe posted:

this chemex looks cool. do u heat thr water in a kettle? its like a Unplugged auto drip machine

loving neophyte

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Flat Daddy posted:

thanks. i think its because it costs him money when you use the sugar and cream. and because he's jewish. think about it. i hope I'm not being inappropriate.

you're an idiot

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
sorry its bc i haven't had my coffee yet today

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Flat Daddy posted:

sorry its bc i haven't had my coffee yet today

no it isn't.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

double dip posted:

loving neophyte

i authored this thread partly, to learn.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
i'm told you are espresso gets super bitter if you pour it straight over ice c/d

that's why when you're making an iced frappe or w/e you're supposed to pour the shot into the cold water then add the ice last.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
good coffee having everyone, great work-


graph posted:

wisdom

lol if you put anything in your coffee besides an ice cube

uh... what...


good job everybody else i guess :rolleyes:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
haha yeah i mean lol if u put anything in your cold brew coffee except boiling water!!

gotta get that poo poo lukewarm a.s.a.p.

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!
slow day today, just now on coffee #2

once I buy a house I'm gonna upgrade to a real espresso machine. shits gonna own

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
people itt (in the office) drink instant coffee.. which is right next to teh machine that makes espresso.

hosed Up if you ask me

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
they also use hot water from the hot tap to make it like ew

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i put cream and sugar in my coffee

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i am about to pour some starbucks iced coffee out of this bottle and into a cup, gently caress you, i'm lazy tonight

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
remember to heat up your iced coffee with some hot water, its what graph would have wanted

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