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you'd never have a shower beer and that would be a travesty
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Feb 12, 2015 00:31
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It does bad things to my intestines, that's why. 
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Feb 12, 2015 00:33
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jackyl posted:you'd never have a shower beer and that would be a travesty people that don't drink are weird and creepy. When someone says that they don't drink I wonder to myself "how many people did you kill in your DUI, creepo?" or "please don't try to scam me into coming to your church"
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Feb 12, 2015 00:34
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if i drink i get kicked out of my halfway house and homelessness is not a good look on me. also, last time i drank, a little over 2 years ago, i drank for 10 days straight around the clock. i was drinking a half gallon of whiskey a day. that run ended with me being hospitalized for 5 days lol.
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Feb 12, 2015 00:37
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because the fruit of the grape is haram
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:if i drink i get kicked out of my halfway house and homelessness is not a good look on me. also, last time i drank, a little over 2 years ago, i drank for 10 days straight around the clock. i was drinking a half gallon of whiskey a day. that run ended with me being hospitalized for 5 days lol. you have had a shower beer though right? If so, this might be the only acceptable reason there is if you haven't had a shower beer you done hosed up
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Feb 12, 2015 00:40
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do people need beer to shower?
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it makes me feel good, and the more i drink it, the more good i feel
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jackyl posted:you have had a shower beer though right? If so, this might be the only acceptable reason there is
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Alcohol got me laid a lot of times and also one time helped me break into a construction yard and poo poo in a construction guy helmet. Also, karaoke.
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If you're stretching the lines, you probably missed it. There was never anything there in the first polace.
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:if i drink i get kicked out of my halfway house and homelessness is not a good look on me. also, last time i drank, a little over 2 years ago, i drank for 10 days straight around the clock. i was drinking a half gallon of whiskey a day. that run ended with me being hospitalized for 5 days lol. here's some crazy ideas: drink until you feel only slightly drunk and then stop, like you have probably seen adults do. Don't harm yourself.
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i wouldn't drink alcohol if i had access to pretty much any other common intoxicant
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Only legit reasons is if a person is aware of serious alcoholism that might run in their family. Or maybe they are one of those poor bastards that gets an allergic reaction to beers or something so they omit all alcohol.
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Frog Act posted:i wouldn't drink alcohol if i had access to pretty much any other common intoxicant
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Frog Act posted:i wouldn't drink alcohol if i had access to pretty much any other common intoxicant This. I'm a big gay baby that can't find anyone who has weed or anything else.
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re: shower beers - i drank one in the shower and i didn't get it then i drank one after i did a bunch of yard work and i was hot and disgusting and i still don't get it maybe my beer was too weak or too strong or whatever; i'd rather drink after the shower in my underwear drinking's awesome but i don't see what essential element makes it so much better whilst showering
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Wicker Man posted:This. I'm a big gay baby that can't find anyone who has weed or anything else. always having weed is why i rarely drink. always regret when i do, anyway
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Wicker Man posted:This. I'm a big gay baby that can't find anyone who has weed or anything else. i wrote to my congresswoman about legalizing weed and i got sent back a form letter saying she believes that weed is dangerous and causes lots of law problems and health problems and etc etc etc i'm tempted to write her again and demand that she criminalize alcohol and i would cite her objections to weed as reasons as to why she should so that she doesn't come off as a giant hypocrite yes i would gladly throw booze under the bus to make a good point what of it
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Wicker Man posted:This. I'm a big gay baby that can't find anyone who has weed or anything else. i could probably get a weed hookup easy enough and my job doesnt drug test but im too paranoid about legality and getting hosed over it to enjoy it
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Feb 12, 2015 00:58
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TEAYCHES posted:i could probably get a weed hookup easy enough and my job doesnt drug test but im too paranoid about legality and getting hosed over it to enjoy it if you're a white guy who can clean up you'll be fine come on
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Frog Act posted:if you're a white guy who can clean up you'll be fine come on i would get pulled over or some dumb bullshit and the cop would smell my dank weed. also i live in an apt complex someone would smell it or whatever even if the actual chance of getting caught is low the consquences are too drat high. i never want to put something like that on a job application. i didnt give a gently caress in college but now i do
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Wicker Man posted:This. I'm a big gay baby that can't find anyone who has weed or anything else. black people know where to get weed. This isn't racist. Befriend a black dude.
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TEAYCHES posted:i would get pulled over or some dumb bullshit and the cop would smell my dank weed. also i live in an apt complex someone would smell it or whatever man if you're this paranoid sober it's probably for the best
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Frog Act posted:man if you're this paranoid sober it's probably for the best i live in nebraska i do get paranoid w/ weed but imo its because im a legal larry when it comes to most things
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people come in and buy drug tests all the time at my job and it drives me nuts on two levels 1) i can't just be all HEY YOU I'M COOL GIVE ME SOME WEED WE'LL BE PALS 2) my job won't hire you if you got weed in your system, but will gladly sell customers tests to see if they have weed in their system? "Our puritanical work ethic demands we shun you from employment if thou hast smoke'd what Nixon hath forbade... BUT COME ON DOWN IF YOU THINK YER GONNA GET TURNED AWAY FROM SOME OTHER JOB!!!!! that'll be twenty simoleans plz"
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Dudes who don't drink cuz dad was alkie are just weak
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TEAYCHES posted:i live in nebraska i'm also a law abiding citizen in a very-illegal weed state but being carefl + white is almost always enough. only person i know with a weed charge who didn't get it in a realy dumb way, like keeping a quarter in his console in the car or something, was my buddy whose fiance opened the door for the police (they were telling peopleto move their cars) with a cloud of weed smoke billowing out behind her getting a possession charge would be a really horrible experience though and i can see why people would make the calculus that it's not worth even the miniscule chance
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gently caress Your Website posted:Dudes who don't drink cuz dad was alkie are just weak daddy drinks because you cry is correct on either side
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now this is a thread i can get behind
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ama i dont drink
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eig posted:ama i dont drink why come?
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tru fact: people who don't drink because they don't like the taste are NOT assholes (mostly)
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matrix ripoff posted:tru fact: people who don't drink because they don't like the taste are NOT assholes (mostly) i think that is retarded because there are plenty of ways to drink alcohol where you cannot taste the alcohol. there is an entire market for these fags with carbonated wine coolers
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TEAYCHES posted:i would get pulled over or some dumb bullshit and the cop would smell my dank weed. also i live in an apt complex someone would smell it or whatever no one gives a poo poo if you smoke weed dude your neighbors dont care the cops dont care just dont blow it in a babys face or something and everything will be ok
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gonna drink until this thread is good
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TEAYCHES posted:i think that is retarded because there are plenty of ways to drink alcohol where you cannot taste the alcohol. there is an entire market for these fags with carbonated wine coolers another tru fact: wine coolers universally taste like poo poo Nefarious posted:gonna drink until this thread is good someone call 911
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matrix ripoff posted:another tru fact: wine coolers universally taste like poo poo not really, also pina coladas or other stupid cocktails
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i like a cocktail, but i gotta have a good dose of booze in there to have that bitter, medicinal taste otherwise it's a waste of time for me. and if you're going to dilute the alcohol to such a level that an alcohol-adverse person wouldn't taste it, it's gotta be at a level that nobody would reap the benefits of hooch in their system anyways this is stupid bickering - you got your ideas, i got mine
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