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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
White women are my fetish. Please don't kinkshame me

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

arguably too much booty

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
They are more attractive and less religious

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

moose face posted:

arguably too much booty

Thats not a good argument.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Because they are pretty and nowadays have booty. I am told that previously they did not have booty for a period of time and I'm glad I either don't remember that or wasn't alive for that.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Miltank posted:

Thats not a good argument.

i like a booty but this booty is too big my friend and just wait until she hits 35 and whamo

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

moose face posted:

arguably too much booty

Get the gently caress out of here, you Irish moron. You can never have too much booty.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

SunAndSpring posted:

Get the gently caress out of here, you Irish moron. You can never have too much booty.

You done hosed up, boy.

*braces for cellulite images incoming*

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SunAndSpring posted:

Get the gently caress out of here, you Irish moron. You can never have too much booty.

yeah you can, also woah racist

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

i think white women can make excellent friends and lovers op :)

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

How did Jews come out on top with the whole rear end/tits thing? I seriously have never met a Jewgirl that did not have a body that was at least 8/10.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

moose face posted:

i like a booty but this booty is too big my friend and just wait until she hits 35 and whamo

hmm I was thinking more from more of a catch and release standpoint ifyaknowwhatimean

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
one day i realized that i'm attracted to women of all colors and creeds and i don't have like a black chick fetish or an asian chick fetish and i felt morally superior to everyone, it was a good day

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

i had a persian Jew

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

how does this broad take a poo poo it must be messy as hell

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

TheIllestVillain posted:

how does this broad take a poo poo it must be messy as hell

lol Girls don't poop

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Booty is great until they get into their 30s and fill out

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

If she pulled her skirt up it would look like two ziploc bags full of cottage cheese smashed together, guaranteed

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sort by rear end size in reverse order basically.

RaceBannon posted:

Because they are pretty and nowadays have booty. I am told that previously they did not have booty for a period of time and I'm glad I either don't remember that or wasn't alive for that.

Gross

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Anorexic Robot posted:

lol Girls don't poop

They do. That's where butterflies come from. They fly out of butts

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

killaer posted:

God tier: black nubian female
Psychotic Tier: Jewish matron with unending thirst for mincemeat
The Philly Cheesesteak with Cheese-wiz tier: skinny asian female
Bad, smelly tier: white womang
Caliente, ayy papii: latino american?? afro carribean?? i dont even know any more

This is the correct post in the thread. Please no more posts now.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Miltank posted:

It would probably be hot to be hosed by somebody who considers you subhuman

i think it'd go a little something...like this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmui1Jo-FaE

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I've dated both Arab and Jewish girls and they're pretty much the same thing. Jewish girls are slightly less likely to introduce you to their folks, but that's about it. Outgoing, good food, moderate drinkers, couple tipsy makeouts and then they ask you to spend the night on the 4th or so date.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

TheIllestVillain posted:

how does this broad take a poo poo it must be messy as hell

Spread ur butt before you sit down on the toilet and then your weight keeps the butt apart

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Miltank posted:

Spread ur butt before you sit down on the toilet and then your weight keeps the butt apart

big butt expert

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think its because of the better breeding, OP. "white" people have historically enjoyed a better social caste and therefore the cum genes that went into their smelly pussies generally produced better offspring with smellier cunts, hairier assholes, and larger cocks (clitoris danglia), thank you for your time

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Women are just disgusting in general though.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

moose face posted:

big butt expert

Just need an engineering degree.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Women have higher social value than men and whites have more social value than non-whites, so there's good build synergy.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Miltank posted:

Spread ur butt before you sit down on the toilet and then your weight keeps the butt apart

More handy big butt life hacks pls #spreademthensit

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Ork of Fiction posted:

Women have higher social value than men and whites have more social value than non-whites, so there's good build synergy.

Females have to be choosier when selecting mates, more resources are put into a successful conception from the female.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




If you cant jump fences youre no good to me

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Miltank posted:

It would probably be hot to be hosed by somebody who considers you subhuman

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

katlington posted:

If you cant jump fences youre no good to me

all i need is a girl to do is to be able to swing a sack of knobs

she has to supply her own knobs though

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Dynastocles posted:

How did Jews come out on top with the whole rear end/tits thing? I seriously have never met a Jewgirl that did not have a body that was at least 8/10.
Obviously Jews are the superior race.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

MrQwerty posted:

If she pulled her skirt up it would look like two ziploc bags full of cottage cheese smashed together, guaranteed

cottage cheese is my favorite protein snack bro

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Less this, more this

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Less this, more this



:eyepop:

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Less this, more this



only a midget could ignore that face/tits combo.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Miltank posted:

It would probably be hot to be hosed by somebody who considers you subhuman

The arab girl I dated didn't consider me subhuman (at least at first), but her family did, and it slowly seeped in by proxy. She was also insane.

It was, absolutely, the best sex I'll probably ever have in my life, from start to finish over 7 years.

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