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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Please tell me anal was involved.

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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ciyZ9M9P6c

Electric Six posted:

I was born a prisoner in your dungeon of flesh, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Solitary confinement underneath your dress, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
But i broke those shackles, I bent those bars I got out the van and drove away in my car.

I got a new girl now, she dont understand me but she's getting hot now

And she's white (white)
She is so white, shes white like the light never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her, she could never be whiter toniiii-iight.

I was born a hunter in your jungle of sin, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And our love was a sport, but she'd let me win, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I shot those arrows, I flung those balls
But she returned my fire and shot me in the heart

I got a new girl now, she dont understand me but she's getting hot now

And she's white (white) she is so white, shes white like the light but never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her, she could never be whiter toniiii-iight
(toniiii-iight)
GO!

[music break]

I was born a dancer in your disco of fire, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And your love was the rythmn, and it was making me higher, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I scratched that record, i stopped that show
I got on the mic, and I let you know

I got a new girl now she's 6 feet tall, I got her number on the wall

And she's white (white) she is so white, shes white like the light but never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her, she could never be whiter toniiii-iight
Toniiii-iight, toniiii-iight

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
they have "good hair"

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
:shrug: I'm loling at this thread :shrug:

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

In my experience white girls tend to be bland andare easily shocked. I like Asians and Italian style, op.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
mix german with mexican to create the large rear end hyper efficient workers the world deserves

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Literal Carehaver posted:

mix german with mexican to create the large rear end hyper efficient workers the world deserves

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

it has already begun sehr bueno!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm working on mixing a jewish woman, a kurdish woman, and a half black, half white woman in order to create the perfect woman

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Gaunab posted:

I'm working on mixing a jewish woman, a kurdish woman, and a half black, half white woman in order to create the perfect woman

um but they would just be black though???

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Literal Carehaver posted:

um but they would just be black though???

and sexy

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Gaunab posted:

and sexy

i ascribe to the south american school of post-racist thought. latch on to the dominant pale culture and shun those darker than you. eventually that darker skinned group will latch on but only after offering up a new group of even darker people to be marginalized. cycle is repeated until racism is over

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Find yourself a nice asian or latina if you want to be happy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Find yourself a nice asian or latina if you want to be happy.

i don't like being screamed at in another language though

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Errant Gin Monks posted:

Less this, more this



American Apparel: Softcore Porn

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gaunab posted:

i don't like being screamed at in another language though

also sitting in the corner while the relatives yell at each other in a moon language.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I just smile at the in laws a lot.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im gonna stay out of this one...

:colbert:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Im gonna stay out of this one...

:colbert:

whoa

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
*openly drinks milk in front of inferior raced in laws in a vulgar display of genetic power*

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
mmm this tall glass of milk is so good you guys should drink some!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Wicker Man posted:

Please tell me anal was involved.

if you were talking to me, yes until her family got her so against me and back into being hardcore muslim that she decided it was haram.

now she's dating a drug dealer who brandishes guns on her side dudes and takes her to wannabe new mexican EDM festivals, so I guess I dodged a .50 cal fired by the American Sniper on that one.

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Aferisan posted:

only a midget could ignore that face/tits combo.

Wait, why is the midget ignoring the pretty face and nice boobs? Is the midget gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
It is not, from that angle, in my opinion, an exceptionally pretty face.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Miltank posted:

It is not, from that angle, in my opinion, an exceptionally pretty face.

She looks 13

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Butt Wizard posted:

She looks 13

Welcome to America

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

MrQwerty posted:

if you were talking to me, yes until her family got her so against me and back into being hardcore muslim that she decided it was haram.

now she's dating a drug dealer who brandishes guns on her side dudes and takes her to wannabe new mexican EDM festivals, so I guess I dodged a .50 cal fired by the American Sniper on that one.

no muslim man will ever marry that woman

so good job ruining her life???

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
heh. where de white woman at?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



redshirt posted:

heh. where de white woman at?

Seattle, WA

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Milk is natural

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



toggle posted:

Milk is natural

From big ol white titties

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009

The Rage posted:

Welcome to America

Whoever finds her attractive is prob the type to listen to Flogging Molly and wear plaid shorts and a paddy cap

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
If you don't find the face of God in that rear end, sex in general just isn't for you.

MrQwerty posted:

if you were talking to me, yes until her family got her so against me and back into being hardcore muslim that she decided it was haram.

now she's dating a drug dealer who brandishes guns on her side dudes and takes her to wannabe new mexican EDM festivals, so I guess I dodged a .50 cal fired by the American Sniper on that one.

:whatup:

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

mmm yes, my nubian queen



lmao

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
some women think theyre white but they have brown nipples and loving lol at that poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Do Greeks count as white?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

some women think theyre white but they have brown nipples and loving lol at that poo poo

I just have revtitiligo

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Greeks are less white than spaniards so what I'm saying here is...

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

whoflungpoop posted:

some women think theyre white but they have brown nipples and loving lol at that poo poo

Or pepperoni nipples which are all kinds of sad.

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5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Find yourself a nice asian or latina if you want to be happy.

yes. indian girls own too, as do indonesians. started seeing a few after a "break-up" w/ my taiwanese ex (lots of dumb e/n things goes here).

thing is, bengali women are super difficult to find, but I somehow managed to find and start dating one. probably the only not "born here" girl i've ever met who both speaks english fluently and isn't outright clingy and crazy. when it comes to foreign born, the more broken their english is, the more dependent they'll be, and the crazier they'll be as a result since they can't get mesh with the "american way" worth anything.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've dated both Arab and Jewish girls and they're pretty much the same thing. Jewish girls are slightly less likely to introduce you to their folks, but that's about it. Outgoing, good food, moderate drinkers, couple tipsy makeouts and then they ask you to spend the night on the 4th or so date.

also true. best hookup i ever had was w/ a random arab tinder girl. it owned owned owned. had the best rear end, hands down.

whoflungpoop posted:

some women think theyre white but they have brown nipples and loving lol at that poo poo

whole lotta jewish girls like that, hth.

5-HT fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 16, 2015

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