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She is a 7.5 pounds normal cat like cat female. She just ate one of my butt plugs Question 1: Should i be worried about her health? Question 2: Should i keep butt plugs off the ground in the future, even though she likes them? Question 3: Should I just wash the butt plug off once she poops it out, and save the money? (35 $ USD+shipping) Question 4: Should I expect some sort of sexual gratification out of this? Thanks Below is the picture of a cat. They all look like this.  And uh... it's been a few hours now so I'm pretty sure this is where we're at right about now  Please advise
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Feb 12, 2015 02:46
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im gay
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Feb 12, 2015 02:47
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*unzips trousers and whips out my big ol' veiny hog*
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Feb 12, 2015 02:47
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i like where this is going just let me get my butt plug oh poo poo
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Feb 12, 2015 02:48
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YOU HAVE A TINY RECTUM nice
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Feb 12, 2015 02:48
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I want to destroy your miniature hole
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Feb 12, 2015 02:49
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finally a hole my sad litlle cock can conceivably destory
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Feb 12, 2015 02:49
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Do you think your cat ate it because it was hungry do you feed you rcat do you feed yourcat anything but butt plugs if so did it have adequate food or was it hungry for something evern a butt plug do you think it will ever poop again because of the plug or do you think a catbut wil be large enough to pass a butt plug like idk why you would want to use it again but maybe you can just plug your own butt with cat butt and the plug will pass out of cat into you and save $35 and the cat will be rid of plug. do you think
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Feb 12, 2015 02:50
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You must execute the cat and then cleanse your neighborhood of all cats while saying "Cats are useless socially retarded pets who are ruining my local ecosystem."
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Feb 12, 2015 02:50
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Plug my cat hole
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Feb 12, 2015 02:50
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Throwdini posted:YOU HAVE A TINY RECTUM they call me whistlin' pete on account of my sphincter whistle it's as tight as miles davis' embouchure
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Feb 12, 2015 02:50
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he's got miles davis hole
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Feb 12, 2015 02:51
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Throwdini posted:he's got miles davis hole i'm known in some circles as 'jazz rear end' lol i don't think i need to tell you why
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Feb 12, 2015 02:52
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Feb 12, 2015 02:54
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we were doing mxe which is some sort of ketamine derivative and yeah we get kind of crazy sometimes but i didn't think she had THAT in her. I mean now I do but I would have never thought that when we started doing the lines that i would need to put my sex poo poo away she doesn't usually anywhere near that poo poo unless we're doing mdma / drinkin
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Feb 12, 2015 02:56
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moose face posted:i'm known in some circles as 'jazz rear end' lol i don't think i need to tell you why more like "jazz biz" i know your story, fag
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Feb 12, 2015 02:58
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If your cat is gonna poo poo. Best to train it to poo poo in your mouth so it doesn't stink up the place. Filthy loving animal making GBS threads and pissing in people's homes.
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Feb 12, 2015 02:59
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I thought butt plugs are how cats got their tails anyways
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Feb 12, 2015 03:04
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dad gay. so what posted:more like "jazz biz" i know your story, fag that's one of them too oh poo poo i've said too much. oh well a man's gotta eat and sometimes there isn't much work in this city gently caress i meant to post this thread in pet island
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Feb 12, 2015 03:04
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Grab the cat by the tail and smash it against a pole. This will make it easier to cut the butt plug out, otherwise the cat will scratch you. Wash the butt plug and then put it in your butt. Lifehack.
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Feb 12, 2015 03:05
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Cat gay. So what.
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Feb 12, 2015 03:06
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ask this question here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219
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Feb 12, 2015 03:07
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whatis posted:ask this question here: i don't have time for science fiction magazines man my cat is in trouble. truthfully she's doing ok I just want my butt plug back
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Feb 12, 2015 03:11
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Your cat has now developed a taste for rear end. I'd watch your behind and lock the door while you sleep lest you wake up one morning and your cat has her head up your rear end.
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Feb 12, 2015 03:22
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I'm the ops cat
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Feb 12, 2015 03:27
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looks like your pussy has a plugged biz, OP. time to get your little shizbiz to the oval office doctor, STAT
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Feb 12, 2015 03:29
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Nefarious posted:I'm the ops cat 
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Feb 12, 2015 03:33
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Thread title made me laugh
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