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Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

She is chill as gently caress right now, just chewing on a pinecone I'm worried this might be a gateway though. How do I talk to my dog about drugs? I kind of want to get high with my dog now, I feel that would be a cool experience.

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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

your dog is going to die of serotonin syndrome

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


60mg of celexa is supposed to be the cutoff point for humans with heart risks. I double dosed 40mg once by accident and I was KOd. I can't imagine how that would be at an entire bottle. For a terrier.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Your dog's going to get a prolonged QT interval and die of Torsades de Pointes.

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

Dely Apple posted:

60mg of celexa is supposed to be the cutoff point for humans with heart risks. I double dosed 40mg once by accident and I was KOd. I can't imagine how that would be at an entire bottle. For a terrier.

I think your numbers are mixed up. I take 80 mg on days where I feel stressed and all I notice is I space out way more often, I don't feel like I'm going to die though.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

haha drat he lookin like a bloominge onion

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Call poison control, you should be taking this more seriously. If your dog weighs less than 25 pounds he could seizure and die on that dose. Poison control will be able to give you better advice for a low fee, or just go to your vet, pronto.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
If this is a seriouspost you should induce vomiting immediately if he just did this like within the last hour. Also strongly consider an ER vet.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Muerte posted:

She is chill as gently caress right now

i assume this is because your dog is now dead.

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

Anatharon posted:

i assume this is because your dog is now dead.

She is doing fine, this is a serious post. I'm monitoring her she ate them like 3 hours ago, I just got home from work.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
your dog is going to die of idiot owner syndrome

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

gnarlyhotep posted:

your dog is going to die of idiot owner syndrome

My dog is equally stupid so we are both at fault here. When she was a puppy I would spray her with vinegar and water to train her and she enjoyed it. She also tried to eat a cactus once that was an expensive visit.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I'm trying to think of a drug other than alcohol/weed that doesn't have a reasonable chance of killing an adult human with a dosage of over half a gram

Not coming up with much

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

nigga crab pollock posted:

haha drat he lookin like a bloominge onion

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015



Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

no offense hope ur dog eats ur dick off

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

fyodor posted:

no offense hope ur dog eats ur dick off

None taken good sir, I hope you have a fantastic day.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I like to think OP is just a complete idiot and not malicious

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

#lol

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
:rip:

At least call someone about it. Jeez.

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

gnarlyhotep posted:

I like to think OP is just a complete idiot and not malicious

My dog got into an area she wasn't supposed to be its not like I just fed them to her.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



fyodor posted:

no offense hope ur dog eats ur dick off

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
have you pet your dog recently

EDIT: you should pet your dog OP

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

iSheep posted:

have you pet your dog recently

EDIT: you should pet your dog OP

She is sitting by my feet right now playing with her hamburger toy. Maybe she didn't eat them and just hid them for when she gets stressed out or something..

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
big dog tryin get a high easy

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Muerte posted:

She is sitting by my feet right now playing with her hamburger toy. Maybe she didn't eat them and just hid them for when she gets stressed out or something..

did you loving pet her like i asked you to jesus christ OP

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

iSheep posted:

did you loving pet her like i asked you to jesus christ OP

Okay I petted her happy?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yeah I'm happy Yaekob

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

gnarlyhotep posted:

yeah I'm happy Yaekob

Ok good!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

my dog is trippin ballz on some snuggles right now.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
say your dogbyes

Kawaii Kiwi
Sep 22, 2004
I'm a sad panda too.
the last time my dog ate a mere 500mg of Citralopram this is what happened

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
The cat is a good day to be a good day to day basis of the best thing ever

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

solaranus posted:

I'm trying to think of a drug other than alcohol/weed that doesn't have a reasonable chance of killing an adult human with a dosage of over half a gram

Not coming up with much

a bunch of NSAIDs and antibiotics

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

fyodor posted:

no offense hope ur dog eats ur dick off

I would feed my dogs pizzle regularly.


Also yeah it probably ate the pills, Goldens will eat anything. Mine was the only dog I ever had that would take it's medicine with no bullshit. it would eat the pills right out of my hand.

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Feb 12, 2015

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I denno man, I feel dumb when people give their pets drugs because it's a stupid animal. If you're stupid animal found the drugs and then ate them thats different - then that dog likes to party and is probably blowing it by living with a god drat goon

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
How ironic your name is muerte and you just murdered your dog. Splendid.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

The Alchemist posted:

How ironic your name is muerte and you just murdered your dog. Splendid.

vpomvofrmyos;

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Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
Just make sure she doesn't commit suicide. She's at an increased risk right now.

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