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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
AI more like Gay-I

Post pictures of cars you wish stupid jerks would shut the hell up about.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
all cars

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

Its not the cars that are gay, it is the people driving them. Chick in a Miata = hot Guy in a Miata = better be gay.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
All import cars

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

red ones. they don't go that much loving faster.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Corvette based on Forza and Gran Turismo (wouldn't know first hand because I'm a poor).

Not posting a picture cause you fuckin' know what they look like.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

literally everything praised on jalopnik.com

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Germstore posted:

Corvette based on Forza and Gran Turismo (wouldn't know first hand because I'm a poor).

Not posting a picture cause you fuckin' know what they look like.

same, but dodge viper

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
<insert parroted dribble about Corvettes that I heard on Top Gear once here>

Also:

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Why would you even give a poo poo how fast a car can go there are speed limits.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

RedLobster posted:

Why would you even give a poo poo how fast a car can go there are speed limits.

I have often wondered this myself because to me it's like .... so you pay more money and spend more on gas for the temptation to get pulled over more often ? Cool.....

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

I have often wondered this myself because to me it's like .... so you pay more money and spend more on gas for the temptation to get pulled over more often ? Cool.....

because you have a tiny dick and like showing up shitheads in porsches that then melt down when a corolla outsprints them to 30 so they try to merge into you?

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
Any kind of BMW

Also, the whole Ford/Chevy truck rivalry is retarded, nobody outside of North America drives trucks and no-one anywhere really gives a drat about their cars. And I say this as a Focus owner.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Butt Wizard posted:

AI more like Gay-I

Post pictures of cars you wish stupid jerks would shut the hell up about.




Butt Wizard posted:

<insert parroted dribble about Corvettes that I heard on Top Gear once here>

Also:





do you work in IT?

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

RedLobster posted:

Why would you even give a poo poo how fast a car can go there are speed limits.

because it impresses working class high school girls

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Trochanter posted:

Any kind of BMW

Also, the whole Ford/Chevy truck rivalry is retarded, nobody outside of North America drives trucks and no-one anywhere really gives a drat about their cars. And I say this as a Focus owner.

old bmws and mercedes and porsches are cool, the new one are just rear end in a top hat canaries though

ford/chevy is such a joke because neither can hold a candle to the real Truck That Built The World, the Hilux


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Shut the gently caress up about the Hellcat, you will never own one and nobody cares about your opinion on it

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Jeeps are probably overrated. This comes from a Jeep Unlimited owner too (maybe mines a lemon).

Mazda on the other hand might be underrated IMHO

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Jonny 290 posted:

old bmws and mercedes and porsches are cool, the new one are just rear end in a top hat canaries though

ford/chevy is such a joke because neither can hold a candle to the real Truck That Built The World, the Hilux


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Shut the gently caress up about the Hellcat, you will never own one and nobody cares about your opinion on it

I forgot about the Cousin Omar special, my shame is manifold

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

You shut your whore mouth.

That car is motorized orgasm.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
*jeremy clarkson voice*

i'm a tremendous human being

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

FogHelmut posted:

do you work in IT?

1) there is no other car where 'yea but you can put a way better engine in it' is a valid defence.

2) by this stage the subaru imprezas rally cars couldn't even get through a puddle of water without stalling and there's a high chance someone will just steal it anyway.

and no i am unemployed and live with my mum hth

Nefarious posted:

*jeremy clarkson voice*

i'm a tremendous human being

also this

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Shadow posted:

You shut your whore mouth.

That car is motorized orgasm.

there's a Tesla that drives around downtown denver with a "ZERO EMISSIONS" license plate frame.

like, really

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
i drive a miata and pick up dudes on the reg

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Jonny 290 posted:

there's a Tesla that drives around downtown denver with a "ZERO EMISSIONS" license plate frame.

like, really

Once the price is right though, you gotta admit those cars are loving insane.

And the loving center console is SICK. It's like a space ship.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Butt Wizard posted:

1) there is no other car where 'yea but you can put a way better engine in it' is a valid defence.

e28, e30, volvo 240

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

HEY VAPER posted:

e28, e30, volvo 240

So cars that at least don't look piss weak as well?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

nice ironic post.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
ITT we poo poo on car we have never driven

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
miatas are sweet. cheap, light, rwd. they make good race cars. it's kind of hard to decide if a car is over rated if none of you know how they work

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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"bought a new mustang!"

"cool. got the v8?"


*thirty-five second straining inhalation to adequately fill lungs for whats about to come out of my mouth*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


came to post this even though I still like it

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
All I know is if its some white guy celebrity, or plastic surgeon, or trust fund kid that likes to pretend they're a race car driver totally wraps the entire loving frame around a tree/lightpost/tollbooth its always a god drat 911

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


hey guys it's a MINI, just like the old one, aren't we fun and vivacious and full of life

*car is almost twice the size of the old mini*

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Monstrous Dooklord posted:

All I know is if its some white guy celebrity, or plastic surgeon, or trust fund kid that likes to pretend they're a race car driver totally wraps the entire loving frame around a tree/lightpost/tollbooth its always a god drat 911

this is because porsche 911's are really, really pretty cars, but they are also mid-engined vehicles that are designed to murder you if you lift the throttle in a curve

the only thing to do at the traction limit in a curve in a 911 is slam it harder. if you ease up, you die

e: mid, rear, wherever you want to say the engine is. it's got a frunk

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Jonny 290 posted:

the only thing to do at the traction limit in a curve in a 911 is slam it harder. if you ease up, you die

or come to the sudden realisation that all porsches look the same

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