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Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card?


said flowers in question http://www.1800flowers.com/valentinesday/luckyinlove-95161?categoryId=400077447

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Life would be doggone ruff without you!

Love,
Philosopher King

PS Can I knot in u tonite

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014



Because you're TWICE the bitch of my last girl!

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Lifehack: If you plan on getting her lipstick, put it where the dog penis should be

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Free GrrlSweatshirt

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


god shut up

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Thread saved! Funny poster Tiny Lowtax is here.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


hello yes i am here however I feel there is no savign this thread

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Tiny Lowtax posted:

hello yes i am here however I feel there is no savign this thread

real lowtax could save it

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Waltzing Along posted:

real lowtax could save it

he dead

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Waltzing Along posted:

real lowtax could save it

Fat Lowtax too. basically any other Lowtax really

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


however you are stuck with me and this bad thread and it's 3 gimmick threads equally as bad

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Tiny Lowtax posted:

however you are stuck with me and this bad thread and it's 3 gimmick threads equally as bad

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!?!??!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

spooky girlfriend posted:

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!?!??!

Post nude selfies?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Waltzing Along posted:

Post nude selfies?

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Wow, no, I was thinking of getting in bed and watching Justified. But you guys obviously really have a connection. Hope you enjoy each other's photos :)

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
fart

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


spooky girlfriend posted:

Wow, no, I was thinking of getting in bed and watching Justified. But you guys obviously really have a connection. Hope you enjoy each other's photos :)

there's already a shirtless one of me in the swole2015 thread somewhere

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I got you these flowers, because this Valentine's day I want to be barking up your bush ;)

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
wanna do it doggy style?

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Well poo poo I was gonna go with spooky girlfriends but some of these others are pretty good too.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Get a really fancy ten dollar card from hallmark and draw dickbutt in it

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

I bought online flowers and half of them were broken, guess I'm not getting laid this valentines day

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Philosopher King posted:

Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card?


said flowers in question http://www.1800flowers.com/valentinesday/luckyinlove-95161?categoryId=400077447

holy poo poo thoseflowers are $80! You're insane

I'm just getting my gf a box of candy

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Just get her a real dog from a rescue place and stick a flower up it's rear end, way cheaper.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gnarlyhotep posted:

holy poo poo thoseflowers are $80! You're insane

I'm just getting my gf a box of candy

Candy will just make her fat, just print out some sex coupons.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

spooky girlfriend posted:



Because you're TWICE the bitch of my last girl!

thats actulally pretty imerpesivine

shabbat goy
Oct 4, 2008



Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

every dog has its thorns

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

spooky girlfriend posted:



Because you're TWICE the bitch of my last girl!
Yeah I gotta say this is actually kinda cool and cute.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
There is absolutely, no loving way that it will look anything even remotely like that when she gets it. Every time I order flowers online they end up looking way smaller and worse than the pictures or they use completely different flowers. The way these stupid sites work is they send the orders to whatever local supermarket or lovely bargain florist is closest to you, and they try and interpret the picture on their site as best they can. Seriously just don't blow $80 on garbage dog flowers.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Voltage posted:

There is absolutely, no loving way that it will look anything even remotely like that when she gets it. Every time I order flowers online they end up looking way smaller and worse than the pictures or they use completely different flowers. The way these stupid sites work is they send the orders to whatever local supermarket or lovely bargain florist is closest to you, and they try and interpret the picture on their site as best they can. Seriously just don't blow $80 on garbage dog flowers.
It'd be stupid to buy them yeah but it's still pretty cute and I had never really seen flowers arranged like that.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

Candy will just make her fat, just print out some sex coupons.

candy is sex coupons

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

ASCII art of two dogs going at it

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gnarlyhotep posted:

candy is sex coupons

Oh poo poo I knew I shouldn't have taken that liquor filled chocolate last night, gently caress, is that why he offered me a ride home after dinner?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Philosopher King posted:

Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card?


said flowers in question http://www.1800flowers.com/valentinesday/luckyinlove-95161?categoryId=400077447

yo buy flowers in person at a flower shop so they are fresh, don't order that poo poo online from some place that advertises on talk radio

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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heh
If you were in a Chinese market id choose you over all the other ones :buddy:

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp

Philosopher King posted:

What the hell should I put on the inside of this card?

A picture of you balls deep in her sister.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Vengeful Turtle posted:

A picture of you balls deep in her sister's dog

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Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Vengeful Turtle posted:

A picture of you balls deep in her sister.

Morally Inept?

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