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Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card? said flowers in question http://www.1800flowers.com/valentinesday/luckyinlove-95161?categoryId=400077447
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Life would be doggone ruff without you! Love, Philosopher King PS Can I knot in u tonite
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:26 |
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Because you're TWICE the bitch of my last girl!
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:29 |
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Lifehack: If you plan on getting her lipstick, put it where the dog penis should be
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:31 |
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Free GrrlSweatshirt
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:32 |
god shut up
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:34 |
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Thread saved! Funny poster Tiny Lowtax is here.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:36 |
hello yes i am here however I feel there is no savign this thread
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:37 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:hello yes i am here however I feel there is no savign this thread real lowtax could save it
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:37 |
Waltzing Along posted:real lowtax could save it he dead
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:38 |
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Waltzing Along posted:real lowtax could save it Fat Lowtax too. basically any other Lowtax really
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:39 |
however you are stuck with me and this bad thread and it's 3 gimmick threads equally as bad
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:51 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:however you are stuck with me and this bad thread and it's 3 gimmick threads equally as bad Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!?!??!
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:54 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!?!??! Post nude selfies?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:55 |
Waltzing Along posted:Post nude selfies?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 08:55 |
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Wow, no, I was thinking of getting in bed and watching Justified. But you guys obviously really have a connection. Hope you enjoy each other's photos
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:00 |
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fart
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:05 |
spooky girlfriend posted:Wow, no, I was thinking of getting in bed and watching Justified. But you guys obviously really have a connection. Hope you enjoy each other's photos there's already a shirtless one of me in the swole2015 thread somewhere
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:05 |
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I got you these flowers, because this Valentine's day I want to be barking up your bush
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:19 |
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wanna do it doggy style?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:31 |
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Well poo poo I was gonna go with spooky girlfriends but some of these others are pretty good too.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 09:35 |
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Get a really fancy ten dollar card from hallmark and draw dickbutt in it
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 21:44 |
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I bought online flowers and half of them were broken, guess I'm not getting laid this valentines day
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:13 |
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Philosopher King posted:Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card? holy poo poo thoseflowers are $80! You're insane I'm just getting my gf a box of candy
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:20 |
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Just get her a real dog from a rescue place and stick a flower up it's rear end, way cheaper.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:22 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:holy poo poo thoseflowers are $80! You're insane Candy will just make her fat, just print out some sex coupons.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:32 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:
thats actulally pretty imerpesivine
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:33 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:46 |
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every dog has its thorns
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:47 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:48 |
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There is absolutely, no loving way that it will look anything even remotely like that when she gets it. Every time I order flowers online they end up looking way smaller and worse than the pictures or they use completely different flowers. The way these stupid sites work is they send the orders to whatever local supermarket or lovely bargain florist is closest to you, and they try and interpret the picture on their site as best they can. Seriously just don't blow $80 on garbage dog flowers.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:51 |
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Voltage posted:There is absolutely, no loving way that it will look anything even remotely like that when she gets it. Every time I order flowers online they end up looking way smaller and worse than the pictures or they use completely different flowers. The way these stupid sites work is they send the orders to whatever local supermarket or lovely bargain florist is closest to you, and they try and interpret the picture on their site as best they can. Seriously just don't blow $80 on garbage dog flowers.
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:55 |
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Three Olives posted:Candy will just make her fat, just print out some sex coupons. candy is sex coupons
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:56 |
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ASCII art of two dogs going at it
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:06 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:candy is sex coupons Oh poo poo I knew I shouldn't have taken that liquor filled chocolate last night, gently caress, is that why he offered me a ride home after dinner?
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:06 |
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Philosopher King posted:Cuz I'm in the doghouse right now. What the hell should I put on the inside of this card? yo buy flowers in person at a flower shop so they are fresh, don't order that poo poo online from some place that advertises on talk radio
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# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:35 |
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If you were in a Chinese market id choose you over all the other ones
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 00:25 |
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Philosopher King posted:What the hell should I put on the inside of this card? A picture of you balls deep in her sister.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 00:42 |
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Vengeful Turtle posted:A picture of you balls deep in her sister's dog
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 00:42 |
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Vengeful Turtle posted:A picture of you balls deep in her sister. Morally Inept?
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