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 For those who are blissfully ignorant, the friendzone is when a man loves a woman, but the woman feels the man is "too nice" so she tells him they're "just friends." This universal truth was coined on the television show Friends by the character Joey when commenting on Ross and Rachel's then-platonic friendship despite Ross pining for her (Ross eventually leaves the friendzone because it's set in a fictional setting). Many people on the internet try to pretend there's no such thing as the friendzone or that it isn't that bad ("what's bad about friends friends are good herp derp"). They mock and laugh at the friendzone. Sadly/funnily, a lot of these naysayers are friendzoned themselves. The truth is, the friendzone is real and it's horrific for young men. Just in time for Valentine's Day, this thread is for you, the friendzoned. Come and share the tales of woe from the friendzone (Tales from the Friendzone would be a good show if it weren't too spooky for tv, I'd watch it, a perfect 7 out of 7). 
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i've been acting nice to this whore bitch for almost a year and she still hasn't dropped to her knees and sucked my dick. fuckin friendszone man
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Feb 12, 2015 10:10
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If it's anything like the Twilight Zone I'm staying the gently caress out.
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Feb 12, 2015 10:10
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loving woman keeps me in the friendzone even after i wrote all these songs for her. i know she loves to sing she does it all the time, and i dont know how much more obvious i could be with the lyrics but she just keeps me down in that friendzone hatsune miku is a cruel cold shrew
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Feb 12, 2015 10:12
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Wartooth posted:If it's anything like the Twilight Zone I'm staying the gently caress out. It's like the Twilight Zone if the twist was you aren't getting your peter wet. 
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Feb 12, 2015 10:12
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dude in great spot to suck some mean dick
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Feb 12, 2015 10:13
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the fiend zone is hwen you cant stop tying garl to traintracks, you dastardly gently caress
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Feb 12, 2015 10:24
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i always have a hearty lol when people refer to their 'best friend' and it turns out to be somebody of the opposite gender. you doont need to say any more - just leave it there and everyone knows whats up immediately.
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Feb 12, 2015 10:26
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I've done all these nice things for this girl and then she goes and starts dating a guy who simply asked her out. What a a shallow bitch
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Feb 12, 2015 11:14
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opus111 posted:i always have a hearty lol when people refer to their 'best friend' and it turns out to be somebody of the opposite gender. you doont need to say any more - just leave it there and everyone knows whats up immediately. what if they're both super gay
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Feb 12, 2015 11:27
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lol if you have friends
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Feb 12, 2015 12:05
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im gay and my best friend is a lesbian am i being friendzoned???
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Feb 12, 2015 12:11
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if youre thinking of women as friends instead of potential victims you are not a REAL MEN
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Feb 12, 2015 12:24
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what if yoy have firiends who are girls but you also have sex with them
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Feb 12, 2015 12:29
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Enfield posted:what if yoy have firiends who are girls but you also have sex with them this is called the fuckzone.
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Feb 12, 2015 12:36
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Tsinava posted:this is called the fuckzone. I'm in the fuckzone right now, it's a neat place, feeling #blessed
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Feb 12, 2015 12:50
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Richard 23 mins ago He's been there: when I gently caress up, when I touchdown, when I we're rolling five shortys deep and when it's just us bros...basically he's been through everything with me and I wouldn't be here on grad day without my KDelt brother😎👍 Feeling kewl with my best bud Andrew. What the gently caress Andrew did you not check FB this morning get on your knees and suck my dick you ungrateful bitch
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Feb 12, 2015 13:01
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Owned zone
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Feb 12, 2015 13:16
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I get fuckzoned I can't maintain a relationship with a woman for more than a few days without having sex with them
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Feb 12, 2015 13:26
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moose face posted:I get fuckzoned I can't maintain a relationship with a woman for more than a few days without having sex with them
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Feb 12, 2015 13:27
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a hole-y ghost posted:ythe bone zone gently caress yeah bud its insane. Bitches be likin my poo poo just a lil' bit
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Feb 12, 2015 13:29
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All of my fleshlights have Facebook accounts, they're my friends, Im in the fuckzone with all of them.
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Feb 12, 2015 13:33
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The friend zone is a place nice guys enter hoping to find priceless pussy shaped artifacts, but instead they often end up dying a lonely & miserable death.
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Feb 12, 2015 13:35
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:All of my fleshlights have Facebook accounts, they're my friends, Im in the fuckzone with all of them.
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Feb 12, 2015 13:35
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the friendzone is such a cool idea, like in its concept. the idea of men trembling with desire for their oblivious women friends. it owns hard and i like to think of it. i see men following women around like puppy dog and i smile.
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Feb 12, 2015 13:42
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It's actually nice to not fuckin care
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Feb 12, 2015 13:44
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make a move or move on, you pussy friendzone is stupid
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Feb 12, 2015 13:52
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opus111 posted:i always have a hearty lol when people refer to their 'best friend' and it turns out to be somebody of the opposite gender. you doont need to say any more - just leave it there and everyone knows whats up immediately. I always have a hearty lol whenever this poster posts about feeling superior to literally anybody else on the planet.
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Feb 12, 2015 14:43
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im too cool of a person to comprehend a positive platonic relationship with someone of the opposite sx
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Feb 12, 2015 15:14
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Tsinava posted:im too cool of a person to comprehend a positive platonic relationship with someone of the opposite sx being bff's is pretty different from being friendly.
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Feb 12, 2015 15:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAYBET6rmFo
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Feb 12, 2015 15:31
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I don't ask out girls because I'm afraid they'll say yes and I'll lose my Netflix recommendation metrics
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Feb 12, 2015 15:59
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lol
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Feb 12, 2015 16:00
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Has anyone seen the movie Horns? I saw it the past weekend and it was alright but I'm pretty sure the entire movie was just about the friendzone since the killer was a "best friend" of the girl and Daniel Radcliffe but then murdered her after she denied him cuz he was "waiting so long" for them to be together (20+ years or some lol amount like that). Moral of the story is don't see Horns.
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Feb 12, 2015 16:04
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red polo shirts posted:I don't ask out girls because I'm afraid they'll say yes and I'll lose my Netflix recommendation metrics legitimate concern, I never get my ww2 doc recommendations anymore. my Netflix is all about zizek and Buffy now.
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Feb 12, 2015 16:10
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that's why you make a separate Netflix profile you nerds
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Feb 12, 2015 16:13
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InFlames235 posted:Has anyone seen the movie Horns? I saw it the past weekend and it was alright but I'm pretty sure the entire movie was just about the friendzone since the killer was a "best friend" of the girl and Daniel Radcliffe but then murdered her after she denied him cuz he was "waiting so long" for them to be together (20+ years or some lol amount like that). idk it wasn't that bad, 7/10 or something. p. good if forgettable little movie.
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Feb 12, 2015 16:27
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just once id like to see the reverse, a cut super buff man who has no other male friends and surrounds himself with fat awkward women who he insists don't want to gently caress him
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Feb 12, 2015 16:28
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Rutibex posted:just once id like to see the reverse, a cut super buff man who has no other male friends and surrounds himself with fat awkward women who he insists don't want to gently caress him Black guy in an anime club honestly tho this poo poo is common for both sexes just women are a bit less pathetic about it i guess
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Feb 12, 2015 16:29
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Dyna Soar posted:idk it wasn't that bad, 7/10 or something. p. good if forgettable little movie. Ya tru I just was disappointed with the "twist" cuz I saw it coming for awhile and also it was like 30 mins too long but had enjoyable moments otherwise.
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