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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
You see, this is why I always wipe my rear end with $20 bills.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Also people group all the different indian tribes into a single group, this is historically inaccurate. The different tribes usually warred with each other and in some cases engaged in cannibalism and massacres after defeating a rival tribe.

The Indians being bitchowned was more the result about the failure of tribalism than it was caucasians and blacks expanding out into other territories. The Tribes were never on a unified front, they were only grouped together because The Union did not want to deal with any of their bullshit.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Clinton gets his throat slit by a Croat

Daddy Bush gets dropped on his head at a hospital

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
i want to tenderly kiss andrew jackson's dessicated corpse

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Robo Reagan posted:

why not kill all white people instead

i unironically think this is a grand idea

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'll make the website

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
You know where to start to do your part.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

stay safe poverty ghost

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
If your civilization didn't build a single drat road, irrigation ditch or permanent foundation structure, it really wasn't a civilization to begin with.

I like their fry-bread though, too bad ol' Chief Double Down never seems to have it in his Casino

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

You know where to start to do your part.

too bad i'm not white or technically human after all the surgeries

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
what a poo poo thread

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Friendly Tumour posted:

what a poo poo thread

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
James Burrow/Mary Reibey was a genocidal lunatic?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
he was pretty fukken crazy


as an aside I wish benjamin franklin showed up on more stuff

I believe he symbolizes the true spirit of the USA

a pudgy sex weirdo who liked writing fart jokes

God Bless America

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
He was a badass.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
:confused: Queen Elizabeth is neither a genocidal lunatic, nor a man!

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I thought Canadians were independent and not serfs to the crown?

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
If only. Technically, the head of our Government is the Governor General, who reports to the monarch. The Prime Minister has to ask him/her to call an election. In practice it's mostly a ceremonial position and the crown has little real bearing on our politics, but make no mistake, we Canadians are still subjects of His/Her Majesty.

Trochanter fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Feb 13, 2015

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
"Chief! The white men are beating us in every battle thanks to their superior tactics and weapons technology! They're not living up to the treaties they signed with us, and this blanket they gave me smells kind of funny! If this keeps up they will wipe us out entirely!"

"It's okay, Little Bear. We taught um to smoke."

voiceover: "When Europeans colonized North America, they killed over 2 million Native Americans. 2 million people in North America die from smoking every single year."

*T*R*U*T*H*

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Network Pesci posted:

"Chief! The white men are beating us in every battle thanks to their superior tactics and weapons technology! They're not living up to the treaties they signed with us, and this blanket they gave me smells kind of funny! If this keeps up they will wipe us out entirely!"

"It's okay, Little Bear. We taught um to smoke."

voiceover: "When Europeans colonized North America, they killed over 2 million Native Americans. 2 million people in North America die from smoking every single year."

*T*R*U*T*H*

they did give them syphilis, which is funny

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
On one hand he crippled the economy by killing the federal bank. On the other he threw an inauguration party that was so wild it trashed the White House and spilled out onto the lawn.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Yvershek posted:

On the other he threw an inauguration party that was so wild it trashed the White House and spilled out onto the lawn.

yeah and hitler liked to polka. so what.

*disclaimer: polka thing might have been something i dreamed about and not historical fact

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Even Millard Fillmore sent the Perry Expedition to Japan, setting into motion a chain of events that would leave millions dead across the Pacific

loving millard fillmore, what were you HTINKING

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it was Manifest Destiny

we needed that land and the Indians wouldn't leave willingly


what other option did Andy have?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Drunkboxer posted:

most americans dont know of care who jackson was or did

if they're gonna redesign it I'd prefer they'd put jackson riding a horse shooting a english soldier in the face, then on the reverse show him plowing his bigamist wife butt-style


If Andrew Jackson knew you were insulting his wife he'd literally put a bullet in your brain


Hella people insult Michelle every day and Obama does nothing



who is the better President?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
some wars are good

there is only so much pie to go around, you know?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Literal Carehaver posted:

some wars are good

there is only so much pie to go around, you know?

i've never raped and genocided people for pie

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

nobody should be forced to move to oklahoma

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

A misanthrope posted:

i've never raped and genocided people for pie

well what kind of pie is it?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Trochanter posted:

If only. Technically, the head of our Government is the Governor General, who reports to the monarch. The Prime Minister has to ask him/her to call an election. In practice it's mostly a ceremonial position and the crown has little real bearing on our politics, but make no mistake, we Canadians are still subjects of His/Her Majesty.

If the GG was less a of a pussy we would have been rid of harper a long time ago :(

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

andy jackson owns. trolled the gently caress out of people, used literal yohoho pirates to kill british, smashed the national bank, let people just come chill at the White House

a good president

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Vengarr posted:

Even Millard Fillmore sent the Perry Expedition to Japan, setting into motion a chain of events that would leave millions dead across the Pacific

loving millard fillmore, what were you HTINKING

tear down all millard fillmore statues

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gatekeeper posted:

well what kind of pie is it?

indian skeleton pie

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Ancient Mariner posted:

A politics thread?



would

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
:qq:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

why are you sad gently caress the row

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Friendly Tumour posted:

why are you sad gently caress the row

im just weeping for the indians :qq:

:qq:

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
Geronimo was given repeated chances to surrender, and in fact did so several times. They were better terms than he gave to any of the people he encountered on his innumerable war band excursions.

I always found it weird that the Apache truly viewed deceit as a virtue, so people tried to explain it as them not knowing the difference between right and wrong. Somebody came up with the perfect answer to that: If you think an Apache can't tell the difference between right and wrong, wrong one, then see what happens.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

He's the one person to ever commit a genocidal act and have his country wind up better for it.

What are you talking about? It gave us Oklahoma, a state we're objectively worse off with.

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Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

gannyGrabber posted:

If the GG was less a of a pussy we would have been rid of harper a long time ago :(

Because surely the appointee of a queen, one of the richest people in the world, would side with not-conservatives :rolleye:

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