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- EB Nulshit
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It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
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15 is probably not that big a deal.
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Feb 15, 2015 20:36
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- defectivemonkey
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Hey alchemist, please try again. We just finished an unconvincing fake post about an anorexic girl.
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Feb 16, 2015 00:47
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- Burt Sexual
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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A mod challenge would go a long way here.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:38
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- defectivemonkey
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A mod challenge would go a long way here.
I now mod challenge you to determine the best mod challenge, as this mod has been working on a project for the past two days and has no strength to shoulder this mighty burden.
E: would the challenge just be "post a picture of yourself on a plane to your home country holding a picture of the ticket within one week or I will ban you under the "suicidal posters not allowed in E/N clause"?
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Feb 16, 2015 01:59
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- Drunk Nerds
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Just close your eyes
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I now mod challenge you to determine the best mod challenge, as this mod has been working on a project for the past two days and has no strength to shoulder this mighty burden.
E: would the challenge just be "post a picture of yourself on a plane to your home country holding a picture of the ticket within one week or I will ban you under the "suicidal posters not allowed in E/N clause"?
Since his only pics so far have been of whatever hovel he was currently enjoying the floor of, I'd go with "just post a drat picture of you sleeping on a bed."
In other words, this situation is too sad for a mod challenge.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:03
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- Waltzing Along
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There's only one
Human race
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Everybody belongs here
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I don't think forcing someone to move is fair. But forcing them to prove their wild stories is.
No idea how to do this, though. Other than get other SEA goons involved, but that's a bit much.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:03
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- Drunk Nerds
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Just close your eyes
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I don't think forcing someone to move is fair. But forcing them to prove their wild stories is.
No idea how to do this, though. Other than get other SEA goons involved, but that's a bit much.
To me, this kinda comes off as "I don't think mod challenging OP to get himself safe is fair. But I would love mod challenging them to prove they're gonna die."
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Feb 16, 2015 02:19
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- Lonos Oboe
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Finland is a good idea.
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Feb 16, 2015 13:07
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- defectivemonkey
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Now that that's done, how about I start saving money for that plane ticket back to finland? What do we all think about that?
Yes please do this. I don't really get what you're going for future-wise in Thailand and even though we're not in BFC, I'd like you to not starve to death.
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Feb 16, 2015 15:59
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- The Alchemist
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Yes please do this. I don't really get what you're going for future-wise in Thailand and even though we're not in BFC, I'd like you to not starve to death.
Im eating cheesy cheese pringles as we speak, dont worry.
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Feb 16, 2015 16:03
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- The Alchemist
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People commonly speak English in SEA countries?
Well they study it if they go to college/university nowdays. But no, most of them dont speak much or at all.
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Feb 16, 2015 17:22
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- Khorne
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People commonly speak English in SEA countries?
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Feb 16, 2015 18:18
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- Fushigi Yuugi fansub
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BUTT STUFF
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hey guys i found a picture of op:
ps. op sä olet aivan vitun kujalla. jää mieluummin sinne sekoilemaan.
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Feb 16, 2015 21:04
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- EB Nulshit
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It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
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Well they study it if they go to college/university nowdays. But no, most of them dont speak much or at all.
It depends on the country and where in the country. In malaysia/singapore/philippines it's fairly common. In any area with tourists it's fairly common for people in most countries to understand single words in english. You can't have a conversation but you can certainly get a point across.
then how do methlady and the 15-year-old both know enough english to converse with the op
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Feb 16, 2015 22:38
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- too much dead rat
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You think you're looking at me through some window, when all you're really doing is looking in a mirror.
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How much meth can you buy with ten dollars? I know you're clean now  but I'm just curious.
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Feb 16, 2015 22:45
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hey op im heading to thailand soon, wheres the best place to pick up girls? you seem like an expert
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Feb 16, 2015 23:14
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- Some of the Sheep
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POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
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hey op im heading to thailand soon, wheres the best place to pick up girls? you seem like an expert
Are you a pedophile or a junkie? If you think the OP is an expert, he's expert in anorexic jailbait and tweaked-out bunny boilers.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:25
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- Some of the Sheep
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POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
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Also "oh, ok. why you go to bangkok?" is the setup for a joke, surely.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:26
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- Drunk Nerds
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Just close your eyes
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Now that that's done, how about I start saving money for that plane ticket back to finland?
Yes.
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Feb 17, 2015 01:08
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- Burt Sexual
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I'm going to Thailand for the culture
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Feb 17, 2015 03:08
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- pop fly to McGillicutty
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A peckish little mouse!
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Also "oh, ok. why you go to bangkok?" is the setup for a joke, surely.
He asks her that and her answer is "to get hosed by guys less weird than you"
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Feb 17, 2015 14:27
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- Soy Division
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then how do methlady and the 15-year-old both know enough english to converse with the op
Guessing from the circumstances of the post that OP is not in Bangkok, maybe Hua Hin?
Soy Division fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Feb 19, 2015
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Feb 19, 2015 11:50
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Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.
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Crossposting OP's posts from a different thread:
I had sex with a prostitute and it was terrible, because she wanted to sleep at my place afterwards and even tried to haggle the price in half if she could stay at my apartment in turn. She was really sad and cried when I told her to leave.
Next day I went to the same bar to just drink, and one of the prostitute's lady friends came to shout at me that she wasn't actually a prostitute and I had mistreated her.
She didnt have sex for money, and has nothing to do with this story. I went back to the same bar because I didn't think much of the earlier day, but apparently it was big deal for her. I suppose what happened was that I misunderstood her as a prostitute but she was actually just a one-night-stand.
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Feb 19, 2015 14:51
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- JakeP
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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that doesn't even make sense, how is she going to give a 50% discount if she not charging, and who would pay to sleep on the ops friends floor anyway, please
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Feb 19, 2015 19:55
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that doesn't even make sense, how is she going to give a 50% discount if she not charging, and who would pay to sleep on the ops friends floor anyway, please
Thai whores back each other up like nobodys business (since nobody else will..) it's like a little whore mafia. So yea those were just spun yarns i think
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Feb 19, 2015 20:00
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- opus111
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then how do methlady and the 15-year-old both know enough english to converse with the op
You'd be surprised at the kind of people who can speak I
English inasia. Well, you are surprised so point proven I guess,,,,,,,
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Feb 20, 2015 04:14
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- opus111
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I me an thr VARIETY. OF people.
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Feb 20, 2015 04:15
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- The Alchemist
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that doesn't even make sense, how is she going to give a 50% discount if she not charging, and who would pay to sleep on the ops friends floor anyway, please
Quotes were missing the context, first one was reply to the prostitute patronizing thread. Second reply was about the meth lady, SHE wasn't a prostitute at any point, and I hadn't even met her when this story took place. I'm moving from my friend's floor today btw.
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Feb 20, 2015 07:15
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- defectivemonkey
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Quotes were missing the context, first one was reply to the prostitute patronizing thread. Second reply was about the meth lady, SHE wasn't a prostitute at any point, and I hadn't even met her when this story took place. I'm moving from my friend's floor today btw.
I love everything about this post so god drat much.
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Feb 20, 2015 07:40
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- JakeP
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Quotes were missing the context, first one was reply to the prostitute patronizing thread. Second reply was about the meth lady, SHE wasn't a prostitute at any point, and I hadn't even met her when this story took place. I'm moving from my friend's floor today btw.
Oh my bad
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Feb 20, 2015 07:44
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- Walter Reuthless
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Problems on Purpose
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I don't think you even want to meet women, you just like attention and then passive-aggressively trying to escape from commitment and/or responsibility.
You suck in the most boring way.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:40
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- The Alchemist
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I don't think you even want to meet women, you just like attention and then passive-aggressively trying to escape from commitment and/or responsibility.
You suck in the most boring way.
I'm still not over my ex, and I have no idea how to get over her as long as I love her.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:42
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- The Alchemist
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dude you suck so hard, thats a really awful thing to do.
I don't know what is wrong with me.
Well at least ruining her weekend was free, and I am still saving money for that plane ticket back home. 3000 baht so far, in few months I'll be outta here!
EDIT:
I rented an apartment from my ex' neighbor, and am planning to surprise her tonight. Going to go knock her door with a bottle of wine and clothes that I accidentally took when I sneaked out. Should I confront her about the 8000 baht she owes me before or after we have had sex? I don't want to seem like sex and the money was all the reasons I went to see her, but my dad made me swear that I will ask that money back from her. I would like an answer from a female goon for this one.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 20, 2015 11:37
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- Palpek
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Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.
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This isn't a good place to ask, you'll get much better help in the being-a-piece-of-poo poo forum.
Also I hope you get banned, you're an attention whore getting off people being outraged by your "wacky" Thailand hijinks that you consider some kind of wild life stories where in reality they're just a pathetic path of an utter failure. This is bad even for an idiot in his early twenties and if in a couple of years you aren't embarassed by who you are right now then it will only mean you're still a loser.
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Apr 23, 2024 09:51
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- defectivemonkey
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STOP CLOSING YOUR E/N THREADS, MORONS.
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Feb 15, 2015 20:34
is like 400 baht, its a lot of money here.
