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opus111

im not sure if i hope if this is true or fkae.

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JakeP

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

opus111 posted:

im not sure if i hope if this is true or fkae.

Either way its been a wild ride

Magnus Gallant

by Lowtax
this thread is awesome

CharlestonJew

your ex sounds like the most influential person on the planet, like the entire city seems to know her

Magnus Gallant

by Lowtax
His ex is the pm of Thailand actually.

the worst thing is

by FactsAreUseless
The Ghost of Yingluck

The Alchemist

CharlestonJew posted:

your ex sounds like the most influential person on the planet, like the entire city seems to know her

She is the thai female version of Patrick Bateman. Last time I broke up with her was after she had tried to murder my friend, I promised everyone I would never go back together with her but then she called and explained her stance very well and sort of turned the whole murder thing as my friend's fault. She must have been born with maximum charisma or something, it's crazy. And she is crazy. And probably I am crazy.

Magnus Gallant

by Lowtax

The Alchemist posted:

She is the thai female version of Patrick Bateman. Last time I broke up with her was after she had tried to murder my friend, I promised everyone I would never go back together with her but then she called and explained her stance very well and sort of turned the whole murder thing as my friend's fault. She must have been born with maximum charisma or something, it's crazy. And she is crazy. And probably I am crazy.

Is say your brain was probably addled by the meth use.

JakeP

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alchemist posted:

She must have been born with maximum charisma or something,

lol she sounds like a D&D character or something

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alchemist posted:

She is the thai female version of Patrick Bateman. Last time I broke up with her was after she had tried to murder my friend, I promised everyone I would never go back together with her but then she called and explained her stance very well and sort of turned the whole murder thing as my friend's fault. She must have been born with maximum charisma or something, it's crazy. And she is crazy. And probably I am crazy.

You appear to think with your little head. Post her pic she's nothing to you now.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Thread delivers
:jebstare:

opus111

i also wantto see the hot thai prostitute methhead. seriousl, you know shes at least gonna be thin.

The Alchemist
[edit]I don't know, might be against the rules to show picture of her.
[edit edit] Actually, you know what, it's in facebook and available to everyone so why not [edit edit edit by mod] Jesus Christ dude no.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 1, 2015

opus111

mate....

Kaislioc

The Alchemist posted:

[edit]I don't know, might be against the rules to show picture of her.
[edit edit] Actually, you know what, it's in facebook and available to everyone so why not

Having a great time in Thailand, wish you were here!

[Modnote: this joke was funnier with the picture]

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Mar 1, 2015

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alchemist posted:

[edit]I don't know, might be against the rules to show picture of her.
[edit edit] Actually, you know what, it's in facebook and available to everyone so why not

Utility chic

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Mar 1, 2015

The Alchemist

Kaislioc posted:

Having a great time in Thailand, wish you were here!

I guess I just always knew how this will end.

[Modnote: the picture was a dude looking kind of sad/murdery]

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Mar 1, 2015

CharlestonJew

the female patrick bateman, ladies and gents

The Alchemist

CharlestonJew posted:

the female patrick bateman, ladies and gents

You have no idea. She has 3 cities- one of which is in cambodia -down on their knees and gets away with anything she does. Like for example she has 3 jobs at the moment, each giving her "her payment in advance" and she hasn't worked in any of them for at least 2 weeks. They are all in different cities so she couldn't even work in all of them at once, yet every time she goes back the bosses forgive her as she plays them like a fiddle.

She is literally the devil, is what I am saying.

defectivemonkey
IF SOMETHING IS AVAILABLE ON FACEBOOK IT WOULD BE EASY TO GET BACK TO HER NAME YOU IDIOT.

Only not probating you because I want to hear about prison.

The Alchemist

detectivemonkey posted:

IF SOMETHING IS AVAILABLE ON FACEBOOK IT WOULD BE EASY TO GET BACK TO HER NAME YOU IDIOT.

Only not probating you because I want to hear about prison.

She's not on facebook, you'd only get my name. And I completely indifferent about that.
As for the jail, I don't know if I end up there, they gave me like 3 days to pay the money back and I just so happen to get my paycheck on monday. Heres for hoping it will be enough!

On another news my friend threw me out of the house, so I had a nap at a park with some stray dogs. After an hour he called me, apologized, and welcomed me back. I feel like a huge dick tho, since my ex girlfriend got him and his girlfriend in bunch of troubles, but at least now I've learned.

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




You haven't learned poo poo and you know it. Smoke meth with the cops and they'll probably let you go.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Liquid Communism posted:

Smoke meth with the cops and they'll probably let you go.

Tuxedo Gin

Classy.

gently caress i wanted to see the woman worth going to thai prison for

dundun
H E R B

Tuxedo Gin posted:

gently caress i wanted to see the woman worth going to thai prison for

Same, was she even attractive? Also how did you go from watching kung fu movies with your girl and saying you've decided to just YOLO it cuz we're all some red pill taking lames, to now realizing she's a whore and your life is a mess? Aside from being threatened with thai jail.

the worst thing is

by FactsAreUseless
Wait, so was she an actual prostitute after all??

InvisibleMonkey


Hey, girl.
Aw, poor little baby was tricked by a cunning super-villainess and these are definitely not the consequences of being a junkie idiot dweeb who thought he was cool as hell and not like all those other lovely white dudes in Thailand.

Shithouse Dave

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I love the timestamps. Fourteen hours from "my life is awesome YOLO" to "I'm going to jail and/or getting kicked out of my house".

Krotera

I AM INTO MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS AND MANY METHODS USED IN THE STOCK MARKET
Are you maybe possible considering leaving Thailand at this point?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

OP the only prescription for your problem is more meth STAT

opus111

Tuxedo Gin posted:

gently caress i wanted to see the woman worth going to thai prison for

lol she was not worth it., just a totally standard chubby housewifey thai girl.

opus111

dundun posted:

Same, was she even attractive? Also how did you go from watching kung fu movies with your girl and saying you've decided to just YOLO it cuz we're all some red pill taking lames, to now realizing she's a whore and your life is a mess? Aside from being threatened with thai jail.

nope. major dissapointment, got my dilz out for nothing. well, i soon moved to my porn folder :D

opus111

InvisibleMonkey posted:

Aw, poor little baby was tricked by a cunning super-villainess and these are definitely not the consequences of being a junkie idiot dweeb who thought he was cool as hell and not like all those other lovely white dudes in Thailand.

lmao omg i jus got done reading your post in the other thread..... you could swap them round and it would read the same.

Cumslut1895

by FactsAreUseless
MODEDIT: THE HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE

InvisibleMonkey


Hey, girl.

opus111 posted:

lmao omg i jus got done reading your post in the other thread..... you could swap them round and it would read the same.

same, but with all your posts everywhere. and there are a lot, learn 2 multi-quote little bitch baby.

JakeP

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

InvisibleMonkey posted:

same, but with all your posts everywhere. and there are a lot, learn 2 multi-quote little bitch baby.

rude

Fushigi Yuugi fansub

BUTT STUFF
i unironically hope op ends up in thai jail

BooLoo

SLAM TIME

The Alchemist posted:

My mom just called to tell that the entire family disowns me. This day is going well, and it's only 7am!

Also apparently I don't need to go to jail, I just have to pay for all the poo poo that oval office has loaned, because ?????????
I guess being a farang is enough of a reason here. I'm considering the jail though, seems like my kind of place at this point.

Congratulations on attaining peak farang stereotype status.

defectivemonkey
Team Thai Sociopath

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Pandasmores

detectivemonkey posted:

Team Thai Sociopath

The Farang Goon: Ruining m'life for m'Thai poon.

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