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They're dogs but eat people who go outside. Wolves are like dogs if your dog worked out 24/7 and ate live prey. Wolves can and will play fetch just not in a way you enjoy because to them you are nothing but food with a philosophy. You can walk a wolf but it's not fun because its predator brain is always looking for poo poo to kill and it's too strong to be restrained by your limp noodle arms.
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every dog was once a wolf but every wolf was not once a dog
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Feb 12, 2015 20:56
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Armadillos are just turtles with dogs inside.
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Feb 12, 2015 20:57
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President Kucinich posted:Armadillos are just turtles with dogs inside. hosed up if true
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Darkman Fanpage posted:hosed up if true Ever see a dog, a turtle, and an armadillo in the same place? I didn't think so.
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not according to my mom's Monster Manual she smoked a lot of weed and made a LOT of notes in the margins so I'm pretty sure I can speak authoritatively on your dog/wolf divide RIP mom
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if you said "parody thread" to someone 50 years ago, or heck, even 5 years ago, nobody would know what you're talking about. we live in a crazy age, these days. don't you think? what other activities do you engage in, that you think would be difficult to describe to people in the past? let us know!
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Like and. Share if you agree
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Feb 12, 2015 21:04
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Wolves are homeless dogs. They have no master, so they have reverted to a feral state.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:if you said "parody thread" to someone 50 years ago, or heck, even 5 years ago, nobody would know what you're talking about. we live in a crazy age, these days. don't you think? what other activities do you engage in, that you think would be difficult to describe to people in the past? let us know! Sorry but I was sick of hearing about cats and wanted to talk about something badass.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:if you said "parody thread" to someone 50 years ago, or heck, even 5 years ago, nobody would know what you're talking about. we live in a crazy age, these days. don't you think? what other activities do you engage in, that you think would be difficult to describe to people in the past? let us know! parody threads were very much a thing 5 years ago
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Mr. Pumroy posted:if you said "parody thread" to someone 50 years ago, or heck, even 5 years ago, nobody would know what you're talking about. we live in a crazy age, these days. don't you think? what other activities do you engage in, that you think would be difficult to describe to people in the past? let us know! The parody pamphlet was a fairly widespread form of humor after the invention of the printing press. "Ninety-Five Theses on why Women in Wittenberg Got no Booty" is an early example
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Feb 12, 2015 21:09
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my moped gang is called "The Lone Wolves" 
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Feb 12, 2015 21:10
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:my moped gang is called "The Lone Wolves" You can't have a gang made up of lone wolves
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Feb 12, 2015 21:20
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Wolves are dogs that have been sharpened. But if you sharpen them too much they become foxes
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i used to think wolves were cool until i saw the people that wore wolf shirts, now i just want a black lab
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Fetus Tree posted:i used to think wolves were cool until i saw the people that wore wolf shirts, now i just want a black lab Wolves got a lot in common with dawgs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdUCzbCuYk
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wombats were the first corgis
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toggle posted:wombats were the first corgis This is such a good post that my last act as a living being will be emptyquoting it I contacted a lawyer
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Feb 12, 2015 21:33
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Dogs are good at basketball, see Air Bud. Wolves suck at basketball, see MN Timberwolves. hth
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HungryMedusa posted:Dogs are good at basketball, see Air Bud. 
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Wolves are just gay dogs.
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i saw air bud in the theater and also homeward bound i cried during homeward bound
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Fetus Tree posted:i cried during homeward bound Babe broke me. He was a good little pig.
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HungryMedusa posted:Dogs are good at basketball, see Air Bud. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:not according to my mom's Monster Manual to honor her memory please post your mom's monster manual
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HungryMedusa posted:Dogs are good at basketball, see Air Bud. actually teen wolf was a very good basketball player owned
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dad gay. so what posted:actually teen wolf was a very good basketball player starwarsholidayspecial.png
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Uberskooper posted:Wolves are just gay dogs. I have a wolf. 
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Feb 12, 2015 22:09
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where did you find a wolf pup in texas?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:every dog was once a wolf but every wolf was not once a dog Um, pretty sure every wolf is a dog.
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Three Olives posted:I have a wolf. I would gladly accept this gay cub into my home. So cute!
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Three Olives posted:I have a wolf. What a horrid little creature
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moose face posted:What a horrid little creature Yeesh, who invited Ms. Gulch?
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Three Olives posted:I have a wolf. Cute dog 3O, but he doesn't look gay at all. looks like he's frowning instead of being happy
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moose face posted:What a horrid little creature Take it back Camby is adorable. 
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Three Olives posted:Take it back Camby is adorable. Camby has nice cheekbones but that dog still is a scruffy little motherfucker
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Three Olives posted:Take it back Camby is adorable. Is that the star of David on your ceiling 3O ? I didn't know you were jewish
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Three Olives posted:Take it back Camby is adorable. Is this you? Why would you ever post anything other than bitter sarcasm in GBS. It is the only thing we can express.
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