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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Low effort opening post for a low effort company. I'm looking forward to having a two page dialog with myself for the first 25 minutes, Cath and Jerusalem to say something pithy out of nowhere, and then a torrent of drunk posting on part as I continue to question my life decisions and what led me here.

Oh and I guess prograps. w/e

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
spoilers indicate tonight's main event should be Real Dumb in case anyone is into that!!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
what the hell was just on syfy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

abraham linksys posted:

spoilers indicate tonight's main event should be Real Dumb in case anyone is into that!!

Pretty sure everyone is or we wouldn't be here

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Okay, that was good. Nice moment with Toro.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Crap, none of my streams are working. Anyone got anything good?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Writer Cath posted:

Crap, none of my streams are working. Anyone got anything good?

Big Show: You need to grab the bull by the horns.

El Torito got pissed off.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
How hosed up would it be if every firefly's cell phone screen was showing Seth Rollins' dick pic?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
lol

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

abraham linksys posted:

spoilers indicate tonight's main event should be Real Dumb in case anyone is into that!!

I think it sounds Real Dumb But Also Fun so I am hype, come at me.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

fart blood posted:

How hosed up would it be if every firefly's cell phone screen was showing Seth Rollins' dick pic?

What's up?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Watch R-Truth win for reasons...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I like the push Truth's bene getting

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

How many times has Wyatt destroyed Truth at this point?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Me with Bray Wyatt onscreen, six months again: :suspense:


Me now: oh hey my tofu's done pressing

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Chokes McGee posted:

Me with Bray Wyatt onscreen, six months again: :suspense:


Me now: oh hey my tofu's done pressing

Don't Chokes on that tofu, McGee.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Me with Bray Wyatt onscreen, six months again: :suspense:


Me now: oh hey my tofu's done pressing

Not a fan of tofu, but I hear it makes a great egg substitute in ceasar dressing and I wanna try it.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Holy poo poo, Smackdown is not streaming freaking anywhere.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

Not a fan of tofu, but I hear it makes a great egg substitute in ceasar dressing and I wanna try it.

It depends on how it's made. a lot of people just chuck it onto a skillet by itself and wonder why it's so horrible. Gotta press/freeze that poo poo and then marinade it.





oh hey Bray won :geno:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Writer Cath posted:

Holy poo poo, Smackdown is not streaming freaking anywhere.

In the streaming sites' defense: it's Smackdown

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It is goddamn amazing what you can do with a George Foreman grill and some tinfoil.

oh hey Paige is on next

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

It is goddamn amazing what you can do with a George Foreman grill and some tinfoil.

oh hey Paige is on next

I assume there is food as well.

I am enjoying an arugula salad for dinner with a homemade vinegarette of 2 parts extra VIRGIN olive oil, 1 part white wine vinegar, and salt and pepper.

EDIT: "virgin" autocapitalizes on my phone.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

Holy poo poo, Smackdown is not streaming freaking anywhere.

With the change to thursday, certain regions broadcast smackdown before the US. You can get it early from torrent sites, so a smackdown stream is just redundant at this point.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Oh good Bellas on commentary.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I'm watching now.

Summer vs Paige with Bellas on commentary.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Tokamak posted:

With the change to thursday, certain regions broadcast smackdown before the US. You can get it early from torrent sites, so a smackdown stream is just redundant at this point.

Also it wouldn't surprise me if its on YouTube already, though I haven't checked.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Marinade pressed tofu in storebought steak marinade, wrap in tin foil with brocolli, let sit in the grill for 10-15 minutes. Pour the rest of the marinade on the tofu and then serve that poo poo with some VS brandy

boom

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
"There's a match going on you know"

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Marinade pressed tofu in storebought steak marinade, wrap in tin foil with brocolli, let sit in the grill for 10-15 minutes. Pour the rest of the marinade on the tofu and then serve that poo poo with some VS bookers bourbon

boom

I adjusted your recipe :)

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

ayn rand hand job posted:

Oh good Bellas on commentary.

:siren: We must flee.

root
Jun 17, 2000

Booska mask replica...

fart blood posted:

Not a fan of tofu, but I hear it makes a great egg substitute in ceasar dressing and I wanna try it.
Best salad dressing ever thanks to Mr. Alton Brown...

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

fart blood posted:

I adjusted your recipe :)

Absinthe is also acceptable

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

ayn rand hand job posted:

Oh good Bellas on commentary.

Paige wears make-up and is just as fake. Makes u think.

ayn rand hand job posted:

"There's a match going on you know"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

I adjusted your recipe :)

Look I'd have scotch but we're fresh out.

Also this brandy goes insanely well with the marinade. Complete accident, but still.

The hard part is keeping the kitten out of it during preparation :3:





oh hey Rusev was on TV

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

That's where I got it from!

I love Alton.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Absinthe is also acceptable

I have neither the patience nor apparatus to louche it, and I'm sure as hell not doing straight shots.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I'm just having some greasy pizza from Papa Johns because I'm good at diet

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Look I'd have scotch but we're fresh out.

Also this brandy goes insanely well with the marinade. Complete accident, but still.

The hard part is keeping the kitten out of it during preparation :3:





oh hey Rusev was on TV

I hate to nitpick but bourbon isn't scotch.

Ugh I wish I wasn't prone to gout flareups or I'd totally join you on some brandy.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Cherry brandy is also fantastic.

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Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

So far there's been a piss break match followed by a divas match (also piss break) and a recap (also also piss break). Is there going to be any actual content tonight?

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