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Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

The Singing Chav posted:

So far there's been a piss break match followed by a divas match (also piss break) and a recap (also also piss break). Is there going to be any actual content tonight?

The main event goes like an hour

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:05

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

I hate to nitpick but bourbon isn't scotch.

Ugh I wish I wasn't prone to gout flareups or I'd totally join you on some brandy.

You misunderstand me, idgaf about bourbon, it'd be 15yr scotch if I had my option

Well, actually that's not true. But there's something about the mash in bourbon that doesn't agree with my system. :smith:

I've also never had more than one (small) margarita because that is how I found out I am never to drink anything agave, ever.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:29

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

The Singing Chav posted:

So far there's been a piss break match followed by a divas match (also piss break) and a recap (also also piss break). Is there going to be any actual content tonight?

Smackdown

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:30

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

The Singing Chav posted:

So far there's been a piss break match followed by a divas match (also piss break) and a recap (also also piss break). Is there going to be any actual content tonight?

You are going to like the next match then...

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:30

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

You misunderstand me, idgaf about bourbon, it'd be 15yr scotch if I had my option

Well, actually that's not true. But there's something about the mash in bourbon that doesn't agree with my system. I've also never had more than one (small) margarita because that is how I found out I am never to drink anything agave, ever.

You need Lagavulin

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:30

Molestationary Store: May 21, 2007

Daniel Bryan posted:

The main event goes like an hour

I figured as much. Is it even for anything? A #1 tag title contendership on the line would make it genuinely worthwhile for everyone involved and not just a 'gently caress with Bryan and Reigns cause we can' thing.

fart blood posted:

Smackdown

Also this.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

You will party hard, when and loving where he says so, in a manner that will be pre-approved.

I love heel Adam Rose as much as I loved debut face over-the-top Adam Rose. :allears:

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

The Singing Chav posted:

I figured as much. Is it even for anything? A #1 tag title contendership on the line would make it genuinely worthwhile for everyone involved and not just a 'gently caress with Bryan and Reigns cause we can' thing.

It's to see if they can handle working together because you see they're in a match

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

I shouldn't viscerally hate the New Day and absolutely love Adam Rose, but here I am, a dumb babby

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

The Singing Chav posted:

I figured as much. Is it even for anything? A #1 tag title contendership on the line would make it genuinely worthwhile for everyone involved and not just a 'gently caress with Bryan and Reigns cause we can' thing.

Deliberately seeding tension between Reigns and Bryan at the expense of the tag division.

No literally that's what the match is for.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

fart blood posted:

You need Bruichladdich

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

A guy who has a flashy entrance...gets a jobber entrance.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Well I found a stream, but I haven't got a clue if it is actually "live" or not - is there an Adam Rose/Fandango match on at the moment or I have just stumbled onto hell?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:33

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Delsaber posted:

I respect your opinion but I'm afraid you're wrong good sir

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:33

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Adam Rose';s descent into madness owns

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:33

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

The Singing Chav posted:

I figured as much. Is it even for anything? A #1 tag title contendership on the line would make it genuinely worthwhile for everyone involved and not just a 'gently caress with Bryan and Reigns cause we can' thing.

On your knees doug.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:33

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

fart blood posted:

I respect your opinion but I'm afraid you're wrong good sir

Both are Islay, so we're both winners.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

I respect your opinion but I'm afraid you're wrong good sir

I find anything >10 with an incomprehensive Gaelic name is worth drinking imo

The more imcomprehensible the better, like I want 20yr Ghaldhegeoadhaoithi.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:35

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Put Adam Rose and the Rosebuds in a crate labeled "Send to NXT"

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:35

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Why are Adam Rose and Fandango feuding? Aren't they both supposed to be heels?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:35

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Well I found a stream, but I haven't got a clue if it is actually "live" or not - is there an Adam Rose/Fandango match on at the moment or I have just stumbled onto hell?

yes and yes

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:35

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

The Tag Team Turmoil match.

I meant to quote the post asking if there's anything happening tonight but this is funnier.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:36

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Rhonne posted:

Why are Adam Rose and Fandango feuding? Aren't they both supposed to be heels?

All of the face jobbers might very well be in Tag Team Turmoil

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:36

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Delsaber posted:

Both are Islay, so we're both winners.

By our powers combined, we are Ardbeg Uigeadail!

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:36

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

By our powers combined, we are Ardbeg Uigeadail!

sometimes I wonder if the Scottish don't actually speak Gaelic and are just screwing with the Irish

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:37

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Hey wrestlethread I miss any good wrestlevision tonight?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:41

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

wub wub wub woo

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:41

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Hey wrestlethread I miss any good wrestlevision tonight?

hi good poster BUBBA GAY DUDLEY

the answer is no

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The only stream I could find decided to switch to CBS sitcoms instead :psyduck:

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:42

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan posted:

hi good poster BUBBA GAY DUDLEY

the answer is no

Wub wub wub oh

Jerusalem posted:

The only stream I could find decided to switch to CBS sitcoms instead

Is one of them the Big Bang Theory? Wait until Darlene's boyfriend says bazinga.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:43

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

The only stream I could find decided to switch to CBS sitcoms instead

No that's a Triple H/Sting vignette

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

No that's a Triple H/Sting vignette

Well to be fair I've never seen Sting and Alison Janney in the same room at the same time.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:44

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

The rest of this show will be fun. It's a long, basically uninterrupted match.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:44

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Main event timeee

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:44

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

An hour and 15 minutes of Daniel Bryan & Roman Reigns vs a buncha dorks

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:44

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

No that's a Triple H/Sting vignette

this reboot of the Odd Couple has pretty good special effects

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:45

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Daniel Bryan can wrestle for 75 minutes without a care in the world.

Roman Reigns ... well ...

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:45

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Hey how'd this commercial get ahold of my twitter feed?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:46

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Chokes McGee posted:

Daniel Bryan can wrestle for 75 minutes without a care in the world.

Roman Reigns ... well ...

It's mostly DB

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:46

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Daniel Bryan posted:

An hour and 15 minutes of Daniel Bryan & Roman Reigns vs a buncha dorks

I mean its basically what happened when Kane and Daniel Bryan defeated the whole tag division

# ? Feb 13, 2015 02:47

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