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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Tune in now! The party started, people are making smalltalk, the slap is right around the corner.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Gay Vulcans and young boys...

This is not the star trek I grew up on.

#BiblebackinStarfleet

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
who what where when why

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

EugeneJ posted:

who what where when why

#OnemanOnegreenchick

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
This is a show for everyone that has seen kids in Wal-mart.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

zachary queerto

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
achary quint can't be gay he hosed that black telephone operator on star trek

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its Adam and Eve; not Kirk and Q.

#downhomecountrymariage

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i hope the child is slapped mercilessly

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

please dont hit kids

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*Toothless wrinkled white woman in a Taz Teeshirt and no bra standing in front of a trailer park

"Yall need to get right wif dah warp lord! Vulcosexuality is a sin! First dey wanna marry eachother, next they gon wanna marry Klingons!"

Ok im done.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I hope he slaps something new every episode

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Oh, I'm so glad someone made a thread about this miniseries based on NOTHING. I've been wanting to bag on it all week.

It's even more shocking to realize this is a miniseries based upon an Aussie miniseries based on a book about NOTHING

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
how can he slap?

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Zachary is getting his pimp hand ready

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
is it really live

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

THE SLAP

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Oh my god that was GREAT

SLAPPPPPPPPPP

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Rotten kid's parents way overreacted, that kids is a terror.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
OP i dont have television how can she slap?

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

bow to reason and logic you little poo poo

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
If your kids are bad, you should slap them. Maybe not NFL beat them up, but a swat. You also don't need to tip, circumcision is genital mutilation and I drive 55 in the passing lane. Good night,

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i thought dr spock said to be nice to kids

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
throw your kids in the trash

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
wasnt the original book and series about greasy immigrants beating kids, the US version is all white + thandie newton

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

I would like to slap whomever greenlit a show about the slap

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Now if they made a miniseries based upon "Curtis Got Slapped by a White Teacher"
THAT I would watch

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Drunk Nerds posted:

Oh, I'm so glad someone made a thread about this miniseries based on NOTHING. I've been wanting to bag on it all week.

It's even more shocking to realize this is a miniseries based upon an Aussie miniseries based on a book about NOTHING

So does he slap the kid so hard he breaks its spindly little neck

I've been wondering

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I would watch this show if it's just people slapping each other for 23 mins and went on for 12 seasons. The finale is every member of the supreme court slapping each other

and then they slap the pres who in turn slaps vlad putin

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
He hit our son.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

This was great. I laughed every time the narrator started talking and every time the commercial announcer said "The Slap".

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Zack Quinto should have eaten the kids brains

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Previously on The Slap...

*Two-second clip of kid getting slapped.*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Season 2 of The Slap: The Shot (insert of gun barrel going bang bang)

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
SLAP!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Never heard of this Zarchary Quinto guy, why shoud I care

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
zachary squinto

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

420DD Butts posted:

zachary squinto

*slaps you*

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
so some dumb TV crap is going on is that it

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