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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



soemtime between 2 and 4 today while i was playing Deus Ex, some chucklefuck came by and tried to break my windshield. super lame

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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

thanks for specifying what you were doing at the time

ill take the gep gun (epic gamer memes itt)

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Yivgev posted:

thanks for specifying what you were doing at the time

ill take the gep gun (epic gamer memes itt)

i didn't notice the shattering sound outside cus of teh Deep Immersion

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


WELCOME TO HELL, BITCH

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
TOUCH DOWN

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
im the disembodied fingers at the bottom of the picture

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
would you say that you asked for this?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Full Metal Jackass posted:

im the disembodied fingers at the bottom of the picture

the rest of my face was in there but i recropped it exactlt because of looky loos like you

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ElectricSheep posted:

would you say that you asked for this?

well people do envy my looks, charm, wit

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ElectricSheep posted:

would you say that you asked for this?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
how do you know they used a baseball bat

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

that's right op and if you keep having wrong opinions I'll do it again

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Waltzing Along posted:

how do you know they used a baseball bat

i guess it could be any rounded implement, but thats what people always use in movies to bash things

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what u do, and im not saying ive done this, is stand on the hood facing away from the windshield and then rear end bomb the glass and it should leave a human rear end shaped crack.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

maybe it was the baseball itself

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

how do you know they used a baseball bat

yeah maybe they used their dialing wand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tRYj-Y6qI

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
it was a real home run

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


bodies look like they sucked off an air compressor

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
While sitting on a porch with a friend late one night, we watched as a man down the street walked across a street and threw a brick through a van's windshield.
He then gingerly ran away.

All I could do was watch and laugh.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

did you gently caress a stranger in the rear end?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

or find a stranger in the alps?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i just wanted to go get some popcorn chicken

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
drat dude that sucks who did you piss off?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
not advisable to visit the canals at night

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
What'd you do?

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

'what a shame'

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
this is just like that time 9/11 happened

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if only your windshield was augmented

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
did you ask for this

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