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If you see one. It saves horseshoe crab lives. -> 
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i str8
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Feb 13, 2015 04:02
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what a weird bug. it would taste my boot!! 
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Feb 13, 2015 04:03
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horrible creatures, i avoid them whenever i can
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Feb 13, 2015 04:03
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Literal Carehaver posted:what a weird bug. it would taste my boot!! no! don't do this.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:04
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how do they taste?
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Feb 13, 2015 04:05
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I will, just for u bb
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Feb 13, 2015 04:05
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you are doing the devil's work, righting a crab meant to die
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Feb 13, 2015 04:05
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when does the fleshlight version come out
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Feb 13, 2015 04:06
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i do love you
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Feb 13, 2015 04:06
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Troposphere posted:I will, just for u bb i love u too trop 
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Feb 13, 2015 04:07
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wouldn't mind sucking that young man's cock 
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Feb 13, 2015 04:08
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how do they taste? There's almost no meat on a horseshoe crab and they eat detritus because they're basically little beach vacuums. So not good.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:08
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One of the oldest creatures around but still can't self-right Pretty funny if you ask me op. Also they have blue blood
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Feb 13, 2015 04:09
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Whorelord posted:One of the oldest creatures around but still can't self-right They can usually self-right with their tails, it's what their tails are for. But sometimes it doesn't work. it's hard out there.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:10
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such a creature is fit only for death, swift and uncomprimising
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Feb 13, 2015 04:11
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Pick posted:There's almost no meat on a horseshoe crab and they eat detritus because they're basically little beach vacuums. So not good. How can there be no meat? All those armored parts are full of meat.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:12
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Horseshoe crabs save lives, they harvest their blood to create something something, blood thinner? Blood thickener. Something medical that's super important. LOWTAX eat the eggs
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Feb 13, 2015 04:12
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I flip that lil homie over and hand him a cool crisp can of Coors Light.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:13
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naem posted:Horseshoe crabs save lives, they harvest their blood to create something something, blood thinner? Blood thickener. Something medical that's super important. LOWTAX eat the eggs yeah, but how do they taste?
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Feb 13, 2015 04:13
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There's like a medical thing where your face falls out of your butt that can't only be saved thanks to hotels show craps it v importan
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Feb 13, 2015 04:14
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah, but how do they taste? Like hosed up lobster.
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Feb 13, 2015 04:14
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:How can there be no meat? All those armored parts are full of meat. There's not really a lot, unless you like gill and tiny leg 
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Feb 13, 2015 04:14
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JebanyPedal posted:Like hosed up lobster. how hosed up? I want to eat one?
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Feb 13, 2015 04:15
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JebanyPedal posted:I flip that lil homie over and hand him a cool crisp can of Coors Light. ty
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Feb 13, 2015 04:15
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dad gay. so what posted:wouldn't mind sucking that young man's cock cheers m8 
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Feb 13, 2015 04:16
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i will flip over an upturned horseshoe crab, op
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Feb 13, 2015 04:17
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actually i think ill do this instead  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 13, 2015 04:18
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afeelgoodpoop posted:actually i think ill do this instead i think i hate you
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Feb 13, 2015 04:21
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hmmm
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Feb 13, 2015 04:23
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Mothafukken' BOOK LUNGS, they rule! Also heh nice try Pick but I already flip over every one of those dumbass living fossils whenever they're too gay and stupid to right themselves, and I do it out of the hate and loathing I hold for every poster on this board (also for the fact that we need their tasty, tasty blood).
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Feb 13, 2015 04:27
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Seems like a design flaw
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Feb 13, 2015 04:27
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Whorelord posted:Also they have blue blood death to the aristocracy
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Feb 13, 2015 04:28
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naem posted:Seems like a design flaw  yea let me go ahead and evolve a flipping mechanism real quick instead of letting these chump primates do it for me
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Feb 13, 2015 04:31
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i love my dead gay crab
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Feb 13, 2015 04:33
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Wanna flip some crabs over, where can I find these
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Feb 13, 2015 04:34
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a messed up horse posted:
hory poo poo thats how big those are!?! nvm i aint stompin that for poo poo i aint going anywhere near that
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this whole thread - from retard crab to jizz bird - is making me uncomfortable
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