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Hazo posted:no sorry youre still wrong even though I suspect you're a shill for Big Fish I guess I can give barreleyes a pass too
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social vegan posted:lol if u think birds suck it's cuz u haven't hung w the cool ones how do they know it's because they can see and not because horseshoe crabs have a statue fetish??? you never know
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Mak0rz posted:Sharks are fuckin rad man. As are lobe finned fishes. When I say "fish" I refer to the actinopterygii ok we're cool still some disagreement here about tuna and oarfish but i get where you are coming from
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The Mad Archivist posted:how do they know it's because they can see and not because horseshoe crabs have a statue fetish??? you never know dang they just like us
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social vegan posted:lol if u think birds suck it's cuz u haven't hung w the cool ones Link to the "Ask me about the time I got really high and tie-dyed a bird" thread, please.
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I'd gently caress that bird.
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I'd gently caress that bird. dont gently caress it
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But I want to.
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a messed up horse posted:dont gently caress it That bird is DTF
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well, it is a roller
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You’re on a beach walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a horseshoe crab, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the crab over on it's back. The crab lays on its back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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Horseshoe crabs make me think of trilobites so I like them and will help them.
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EuronHasADragonHorn posted:i love my dead gay crab
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I'd gently caress that bird. birds have cloacas, you can only bump holes with it. No real loving
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Yo Pick are there any crabs that live in really deep places like the Abyssal plains (a couple of miles down on the ocean floor) or even the benthic areas like the Marianas trench?
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yo true facts hs crabs are super awesome and medical corporations bleed them for cheap profits on their blood proteins and the crabs have a real bad survival rate after being released and that sucks total rear end that we don't force them to synthesize their poo poo without killing my dope crap bros
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Three-Phase posted:Yo Pick are there any crabs that live in really deep places like the Abyssal plains (a couple of miles down on the ocean floor) or even the benthic areas like the Marianas trench? yes, some crab species are abyssal
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Simstim posted:did you call the poʻouli? This si a good joke
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Pick posted:yes, some crab species are abyssal i bet those ones taste fantastic
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crabs are pretty and crabs are nice
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toggle posted:crabs are pretty and crabs are nice crabs go well with some rice
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Crabs confirmed for best ocean animal
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toggle posted:crabs are pretty and crabs are nice
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toggle posted:crabs are pretty and crabs are nice ... for my consumption!
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Real hurthling! posted:yo true facts hs crabs are super awesome and medical corporations bleed them for cheap profits on their blood proteins and the crabs have a real bad survival rate after being released and that sucks total rear end that we don't force them to synthesize their poo poo without killing my dope crap bros 
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They smell terrible if you let them die. As a kid, I found a dead one in some dunes and I puked all over my brand new boogie board
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didnt these jerks blow up buenos aires w/ an meteor
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unlimited shrimp posted:didnt these jerks blow up buenos aires w/ an meteor 
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unlimited shrimp posted:didnt these jerks blow up buenos aires w/ an meteor yes that's why we're thanking them by flipping them over
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Confession: I have never seen a live horseshoe crab. I've handled countless preserved specimens, but never saw one live. My coastal hometown is too far north and now I live in a landlocked province. Everything seems hopeless for my chances to see a live horseshoe crab 
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these things look creepy as gently caress but are among nature's chillest animals imo everyone's bringing fish and birds into crab thread, what about fish birds? Things that can both fly and swim are super neat  also pick when are u doing another kids animal movie takedown in cineD
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Anthrovore posted:everyone's bringing fish and birds into crab thread, what about fish birds? Things that can both fly and swim are super neat *yawn* let me know when it's capable of space travel
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Starving Autist posted:*yawn* let me know when it's capable of space travel 
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Still can't believe that dude jizzed on a bird
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Still can't believe that dude jizzed on a bird It becomes immediately more believable when you look at the profile pic
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Tardigrades crack me up because their skin actually looks like a piece of tarp.
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Mak0rz posted:Tardigrades crack me up because their skin actually looks like a piece of tarp. more like retardigrades
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Nefarious posted:more like retardigrades Serious post: my neighbor breeds hs crabs for a biology program at a nearby college. Apparently nobody has been able to synthesize the blood, so they need live specimens to bleed out for science and profit
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