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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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If you see one. It saves horseshoe crab lives.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Literal Carehaver posted:

what a weird bug. it would taste my boot!! :twisted:

no! don't do this.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Troposphere posted:

I will, just for u bb

i love u too trop :h:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how do they taste?

There's almost no meat on a horseshoe crab and they eat detritus because they're basically little beach vacuums. So not good.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Whorelord posted:

One of the oldest creatures around but still can't self-right

Pretty funny if you ask me op. Also they have blue blood

They can usually self-right with their tails, it's what their tails are for. But sometimes it doesn't work. it's hard out there.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

How can there be no meat? All those armored parts are full of meat.

There's not really a lot, unless you like gill and tiny leg

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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JebanyPedal posted:

I flip that lil homie over and hand him a cool crisp can of Coors Light.

ty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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The Rage posted:

Wanna flip some crabs over, where can I find these

in north america, Chesapeake bay

there are also asian species in indonesia and stuff

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Literal Carehaver posted:

hory poo poo thats how big those are!?!

nvm i aint stompin that for poo poo i aint going anywhere near that

those are models of extinct species, the present-day ones are dinner-plate size and 100% harmless to humans

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Simstim posted:

failure at evolution cant even right end itself, how did it survive so long

tails are for self-righting but aren't 100% effective

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

will science be able to clone us back giant murdercrabs someday

I know they're trying with the mammoths but those things'd be a lot funner (and tastier?) than some hairy elephants

probably not, since mammoths are very recent extinctions with fleshy remnants, whereas horseshoe crabs go back 450 million years and are largely fossils


Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Frostwerks posted:

whoa is taht real

it's a model of an extinct species

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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various cheeses posted:

Yo OP tell me some crabfacts

four species

Carcinoscorpius rotundicauda, the mangrove horseshoe crab, found in Southeast Asia
Limulus polyphemus, the Atlantic horseshoe crab, found along the American Atlantic coast and in the Gulf of Mexico
Tachypleus gigas, found in Southeast and East Asia
Tachypleus tridentatus, found in Southeast and East Asia

some wiki stuff

quote:

It has two compound lateral eyes, each composed of about 1000 ommatidia, plus a pair of median eyes that are able to detect both visible light and ultraviolet light, a single endoparietal eye, and a pair of rudimentary lateral eyes on the top. The latter become functional just before the embryo hatches. Also, a pair of ventral eyes is located near the mouth, as well as a cluster of photoreceptors on the telson. Despite having a relatively poor eyesight, the animals have the largest rods and cones of any known animal, about 100 times the size of humans'.[4][5] The mouth is located in the center of the legs, where their bases have the same function as jaws and help grinding up food. It has five pairs of legs for walking, swimming, and moving food into the mouth, each with a claw at the tip except the last pair.

i did a huge effort thread on horseshoe crabs a while back but i can't find it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Full Metal Jackass posted:

do they live off of doritos brand potato chips?

doritoes makes potato chips?!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Yes. They are owned by Lays.

then potato chip lords make doritoes. your diagram is the opposite like a flipped crab

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Nooner posted:

How did you learn so much about horseshoe crabs?

college

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you wasted your parents money


Nope

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

it's called a telson god drat it

Yet not mad people are calling them "crabs" despite being chelicerates and not crustaceans, much less brachyurans?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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The best thing about seagulls is that they were significant in the history of ethology (Tinbergen's research).

The worst thing about the California gull is that it's Utah's state bird.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

i told u the sex was meaningless and i don't love you








ill still flip hoarse shoe crabs tho

ok good ty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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McDowell posted:

these badasses have existed more or less unchanged for millions of years, you can't help or hurt this species.

Almost half a billion years.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Hazo posted:

according to my students and every tourist that comes by, they are stingers. please get it right.

:tizzy:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Starving Autist posted:

how can one have sympathy for invertebrates? does not compute

Actually invertebrates are really cool and they are good

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

Lol yeah an animal that eats literally anything it can get its filthy beak on will starve to death if it doesn't find any overturned horseshoe crabs instead of just going to the city landfill or nearest McDonald's parking lot

It's also worth noting that birds are wayyy overrated compared to other, better animals.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Robo Reagan posted:

yeah, i mean if you're not king poo poo by then you hosed up and deserve whatever happens

they have massive beach orgies, it's a good life

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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He knocks things over sometimes but he's not so bad.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

ah, what a coincidence because fish are loving garbage lol

Except ocean sunfish. Love that fat fucker.

i could maybe see this complaint about bony fish, but cartilaginous?? do you hate skates??? how is that possible??????

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

Sharks are fuckin rad man. As are lobe finned fishes. When I say "fish" I refer to the actinopterygii

Sorry for the confusion

ok we're cool

still some disagreement here about tuna and oarfish but i get where you are coming from

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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well, it is a roller

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Three-Phase posted:

Yo Pick are there any crabs that live in really deep places like the Abyssal plains (a couple of miles down on the ocean floor) or even the benthic areas like the Marianas trench?

yes, some crab species are abyssal

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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toggle posted:

crabs are pretty and crabs are nice

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Starving Autist posted:

*yawn* let me know when it's capable of space travel

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

fact about invertebrate mouths: the mouth of certain flatworms is at the end of a tube (pharynx) that comes out of their midsection. it doubles as their anus.

not a tardigrade or horseshoe crab fact but still an invertebrate so whatever

a bilaterian with and incomplete digestive system? now I've seen eeeeverything!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Aesop Poprock posted:

when I was a kid I used to hold them and escort them out past where the waves break but I'm starting to realize they probably would've been able to handle it themselves if they wanted to and I was probably just annoying them

im sure they appreciated it :3:

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Jul 19, 2009
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Hazo posted:

if this was written long enough ago it might actually not be that inaccurate

it's printed in color, though, so...

pancrustacea is well accepted

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