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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you love me, flip over an upturned horseshoe crab
 
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naem
May 29, 2011

 Horseshoe crabs save lives, they harvest their blood to create something something, blood thinner? Blood thickener. Something medical that's super important. LOWTAX eat the eggs

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naem
May 29, 2011

 There's like a medical thing where your face falls out of your butt that can't only be saved thanks to hotels show craps it v importan

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naem
May 29, 2011

 Seems like a design flaw

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naem
May 29, 2011

President Kucinich posted:

A crab that drags its anus all over the floor. Very rude, indeed.

a crab who drag he own anus, a shameful bird

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naem
May 29, 2011

 Octopus eats crab

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11433830/Watch-Octopus-attacks-crab-in-surprise-attack-leading-to-deadly-battle.html

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