If you love me, flip over an upturned horseshoe crab

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you love me, flip over an upturned horseshoe crab

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

what a weird bug. it would taste my boot!! :twisted:

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Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

such a creature is fit only for death, swift and uncomprimising

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 04:11

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

a messed up horse posted:

yea let me go ahead and evolve a flipping mechanism real quick instead of letting these chump primates do it for me

hory poo poo thats how big those are!?!

nvm i aint stompin that for poo poo i aint going anywhere near that

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 04:35

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

HJE-Cobra posted:

Giant enemy crab!!

Flip it over on its back and hit its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!

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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 14:08

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

pick u r girl, yes?

post your hairy oval office

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 20:18

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