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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
So whats everyone's plans for Saturday/Saturday night?

A local band is playing at a bar nearby and I plan to attend, do drugs in the bathroom, and have a good time. Maybe my cute neighbor will be there?! Who knows.

Anyways let this thread be where we all bitch or gloat over our single-ness.











gently caress AND KEEP OUT Significant Other ("SO"), or "Partner" (for the ~*Gay Community*~) having shitlordes. Thank you.

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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
i'm spending valentine's day getting a colonoscopy, gonna be some fun romantic poo poo

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I hope I can find a hooker free on that night

Does anybody know if I should schedule an hour in advance?

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
I'm getting blasted, helping my sister through putting her cat down (:smith:) and playing Majora's Mask.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

I have a world of warcraft raid scheduled.

Alpheus
Jan 29, 2015
I'm gonna be playing Monster Hunter 4 and writing an essay about Hamlet

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
I'm gonna get hosed up drunk like every other saturday, but with more emphasis on the alone, and drunk parts..

Might leave the house, but priority #1 is getting hosed up.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to drink a beer and scractch my rear end you loving idiot

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
well this is the first valentines day as a single person in pretty much my entire adult life and to be honest i'm going to enjoy not having to do a loving thing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to cut off a eel head, catch a catfisg, have a hodown and siphonenough gasoline to make it to the big city and be a movie star, you rear end in a top hat

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Im going to spend most of the day at work. Then I'll probably go home and jerk off.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I'm gonna scoop a bunch of cat turds and be nice to children.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

driving away thoughts of suicide and fleeting memories of the past

also gonna smoke some dank herb and masturbate

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

Skyrim, maybe.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i'm going to an event on Friday night with an afterparty that will go into Saturday morning. my friend who set it up intended it for couples until almost everyone who RSVP'd said that they were single. after that she said "welp come as you are idgaf"

so maybe i'll be waking up next to a woman on saturday. i hope she likes a two-hour subway ride back to my terrible apartment

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
My buddy and I are gonna see a movie.

But I have a date on weds and am already seeing this other chick but she's busy saturday. But nothing official so still technically single.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Waltzing Along posted:

My buddy and I are gonna see a movie.

But I have a date on weds and am already seeing this other chick but she's busy saturday. But nothing official so still technically single.

Playing the field is always acceptable. Godspeed.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Y-Hat posted:

so maybe i'll be waking up next to a woman on saturday.

make sure it's someone you know

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I'm going to a house party with my best friend, who is an attractive female. I will probably spend the night at the girls house who I have been kinda seeing for about a month tonight though. Regardless, my crazy ex got back in touch with me so gently caress Valentine's Day.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

getting drunk with some peeps and some girls i dont know

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Play videogames and cry maybe get a haircut

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
There aren't many ladies for a submissive 30 y.o. :(

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
get drunk and high at the bar and gently caress whoever i can convince to bring me back to their place because i'm crashing on my friend's couch and i feel like it's rude to just gently caress on their couch like that

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Redcordial posted:

I'm gonna get hosed up drunk like every other saturday, but with more emphasis on the alone, and drunk parts..

Might leave the house, but priority #1 is getting hosed up.

I'm not one to empty quote, so I won't.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
gonna huff paint, OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I am probably going to go play some paintball tomorrow during the day.

Hopefully there will be some girls to shoot :twisted:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
gonna go to a party

eat poo poo friendless goons :twisted:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Waltzing Along posted:

My buddy and I are gonna see a movie.

Have sex with him.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
he's not a real friend if he won't take it in the tush for you when you're feeling lonely

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my buddy and i are gonna star in a movie

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i offer up my boypussy for all my bros, it just seems like the right thing to do

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Monster Hunter 4

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i am a single person ive not made the step in joining a hivemind yet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

serious norman posted:

There aren't many ladies for a submissive 30 y.o. :(

Unbelievable

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I'm working and then probably going somewhere after l get home.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
that feel when no fuckbae

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gonna order an extra large za tomorrow then eat it by myself

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

serious norman posted:

There aren't many ladies for a submissive 30 y.o. :(
I've got a strap on for you, honey, so just drop me a line :wink:

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I didn't know valentines day was a notable event if you aren't holding down a psychic vampire lady in your home

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