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This was a thread topic years ago that I remember fondly. The question is simple: how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight? You don't have any weapons, and neither do the 5 year olds. There are no rules, you can kick, punch, throw, bodyslam, whatever. Likewise, the 5 year olds can bite, scratch, kick, climb on you, etc. You are wearing normal clothes, plus a cup (because nut shots are not ok). So how many 5 year olds could you beat up at once, before they overtake you? edit: changed to 5 year olds. END OF AN ERROR fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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So random lol
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Feb 13, 2015 07:27
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If I'm wearing shoes? All of them.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:27
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i dunno, if they can bite that can get pretty scary are kids fearless in this scenario? if they are fearless and can bite, i think i could take maybe like 10 of them
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Feb 13, 2015 07:27
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tvayisnihyaami posted:i dunno, if they can bite that can get pretty scary Yes. They know they have to attack you, and they are ready to do so. They don't have any special training or anything, but they are ready and willing you take you down.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:28
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Shut up retard
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Feb 13, 2015 07:30
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An infinite number until I get tired.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:30
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Yes. They know they have to attack you, and they are ready to do so. They don't have any special training or anything, but they are ready and willing you take you down. three is way too young they don't have poo poo going for them and they have a hard time walking in a straight line without falling down. To truly make this retarded hypothetical plausible at all the kids need to be at least five
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Feb 13, 2015 07:31
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easy. go for the ringleader. 3 year olds wont fight with out their leader.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:31
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moose face posted:three is way too young they don't have poo poo going for them and they have a hard time walking in a straight line without falling down. To truly make this retarded hypothetical plausible at all the kids need to be at least five agreed. changing it
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Feb 13, 2015 07:32
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Tiny Lowtax posted:agreed. changing it
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Feb 13, 2015 07:34
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oval office
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Feb 13, 2015 07:34
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oh cool hi a crunk bird
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Feb 13, 2015 07:35
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moose face posted:oh cool hi a crunk bird
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Feb 13, 2015 07:39
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no more than 6 or 7
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Feb 13, 2015 07:41
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What's up man how you been
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Feb 13, 2015 07:41
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Do they care about hurting each other or are they just mindlessly attacking? Care = 15-20. Maybe more. Mindless = 10 or fewer.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:42
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I only have one-on-one kindergarten combat experience. If the kid pulls on your knee hard enough you will fall and be vulnerable. Take that moment to lay an elbow into your attacker.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:44
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moose face posted:What's up man how you been
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Feb 13, 2015 07:47
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But pretty good
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Feb 13, 2015 07:47
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Luckily I have several data points and years of of personal experience in beating up small children (African brushfire wars can be intense) so I can confidently say 37.5. My last act to get the .5 is my exhausted falling body making another kid a paraplegic.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:49
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Thousands, or maybe one depending on sobriety.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:50
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Waltzing Along posted:Do they care about hurting each other or are they just mindlessly attacking? Mindless attacking.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:53
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Slightly  All of them.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:54
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Mindless attacking. yeah, anyone would be quickly overwhelmed. a bunch of 50 pound bags of poo poo attacking you from all directions. you'd go down pretty fast and it would be over.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:56
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much like the situation with ISIS i believe we should talk to the 3yr olds, find out why they want to attack us. address the underlying social issues causing this anger.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:58
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3 year olds can't really fight OP.
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Feb 13, 2015 07:59
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What type of room are we in? If this is just a flat room with nothing to use for a strategic advantage I think most people would succumb to around 7. Double digits and you're just mobbed and bitten all over.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:00
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I could take on hundreds of 5 year olds OP if that's the question now. But then I could also take on hundreds of 21 year old millenials as well, since they are such chinless fucks.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:03
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redshirt posted:I could take on hundreds of 5 year olds OP if that's the question now. keep your gross fantasies out of GBS, aatrek
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Feb 13, 2015 08:04
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Your wife is an obese prostitute he doesn't have a wife anymore 
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Feb 13, 2015 08:04
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i mean seriously..have you no loving shame?
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Waltzing Along posted:keep your gross fantasies out of GBS, aatrek Literally just non-stop both handed bitch slapping.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:05
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With 3 year olds however its just a matter of how much stamina you have for kicking. You could kick 3 yr olds all day. OP it really is important what kind of room we're in.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:06
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krampster2 posted:he doesn't have a wife anymore
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Feb 13, 2015 08:08
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the real question is... how many of my dads could your dad take in a fight? im going with zero
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Feb 13, 2015 08:11
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You guys gotta keep in mind, with most 5 year olds one punch or kick and they will be done. So you'll go through a bunch of them right off the bat.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:12
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how many monkeys and how much cheese do I get to equip myself with for the fight
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Feb 13, 2015 08:13
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Tiny Lowtax posted:You guys gotta keep in mind, with most 5 year olds one punch or kick and they will be done. So you'll go through a bunch of them right off the bat. Yea but there is a huge difference between them walking at you single file one at a time vs them mobbing you simultaneously from all directions. If they mob you from all directions you reach a critical mass pretty quick.
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Feb 13, 2015 08:16
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How do you make 3 year old fight? They just run away.
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