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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev45E7UaKt4

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
15 to life

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



eggburger
Jan 16, 2014
Finish myself off. AS USUAL

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Wipe away the tears

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

leave your mom's tip on the dresser

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i... i don't know, i can't stop HELP

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Roll over and leave her in the wetspot.
this but wipe off on her thigh first.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Roll the jizz around on my tongue whilst it's still thick and ropey, really savouring the taste and texture, then gargle it for a bit, then swish it between my teeth until it becomes a fine white foam, and then finally swallow it.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
give him a high 5

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wash my dick in the sink, I call it "the hog wash"

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

"it's counterstrike time" (1.6 or i kick u out the bed)

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
cry with shame and remorse, hide the squirrel corpses

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Well depends.

If I'm not going to see her again I'll wipe my cock in her window treatments.

Other times I'll count the money a second time & swear never again.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

go get mcnuggets.

it's what we've done since the first time we did it

edit: neither of us are obese we just really like sex and mcnuggets

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wipe down my oculus rift

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

rebury the body

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

repeat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I start flashing ever more rapidly until a musical note chimes and I disappear.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

tell her that she doesn't have to live this life and that she can come stay with me

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Wish I got to cum on her face.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

rape :buddy:

Game_Whino
Jul 16, 2007

Let's drink until we can't feel anymore!
Remove the condom and check for leaks.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Return to preparing your subway sandwich.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Finish watching the gimp scene in pulp fiction

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Clock out at the animal shelter

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Give the mortician his fifty bucks

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
fight.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Toss her overboard into the sea.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
cry quietly

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Get up and go pee, then get a big glass of water.

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
Throw the handcuff key down a vent, take his car keys and leave.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I pee and wash my dick OP.
Then i tell her to make me a sammich :burger:

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
text all my friends about it usually

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lmao

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
slingshot condom

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mythomanic
Aug 19, 2009
smoke a cig like a cool guy and tell the broad to scedaddle

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