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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
smoke a cigarette or pot if she's holdin, take a piss (i'm a gentleman and i let her go first so she doesn't get a uti) then we watch milo and otis, lmao if this isn't your answer too

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

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After sex, I like to go to the locker room and throw my clipboard and folding metal chair in anger then draw chalk diagrams of what she did wrong while she sits dejected, hunched over with a towel around her neck crying into her duffel bag.

It's OK though. We'll do better next week when we have sex in Detroit.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
"good doggie" and give him a biscuit

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