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Anastasia "Zelda" Raskolnikov is a 21-year-old princess attending tutoring sessions in Hyrule Castle with her best friend and old maid, Impa, who gives her sagely advice and keeps her safe from suitors. Due to Gannondorf's interference in politics, Zelda goes around her father to find a real hero. Zelda interviews a mute and ambiguously male Link, an incredibly successful and wealthy young cowboy. Zelda is instantly attracted to Link's skirt and tights outfit, but also finds him intimidating. As a result, she stumbles through the conversation asking questions about his personal life and relationships, getting only nods and grunts. Zelda tries to console herself thinking the two of them will never meet again. She is surprised, and horny, when Link appears at her window in the middle of the night, and watches her sleep.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:29 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:17 |
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zelda was fun back in the early 90s
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:30 |
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Well EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:36 |
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THE OP hosed A DOG IRL
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:36 |
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Pay me for the door repair charge
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:38 |
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Applewhite posted:Well EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS! Number one TV catchphrase of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:41 |
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Recycled Reader posted:Number one TV catchphrase of all time I'm boycotting the Netflix series if the pilot does not contain at least once instance of it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:42 |
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Recycled Reader posted:Number one TV catchphrase of all time The heroes stand tall on a hill overlooking Hyrule. Death mountain lingers in the far background as the sun begins to rise over the peak.. Link holds her hands. The man in a skirt and woman in a dress are silhouetted by sunrays. Link bends down to kiss, but Zelda pecks him on the cheek. Link's brow furrows as she whispers something in his pointy ear. "WELL EXCUSE, ME PRINCESS!" He yells as he turns around. The studio audience laughs, a reggae remix of the main theme plays during a cut to credits.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 17:47 |
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wait this is a thing thats happening why?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:05 |
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Randarkman posted:wait "To compete with Game of Thrones" because the best way to compete with something is to do the exact same thing as it, rather than coming up with the new thing that will replace it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:06 |
i hope this gets cancelled a year later and there's nothing to show for it and i get a loving hardon from all the sad nintendo fans post on the internet
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:08 |
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Nefarious posted:THE OP hosed A DOG IRL
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:10 |
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Applewhite posted:"To compete with Game of Thrones" yes historically it's cheaper to copy what's popular instead of hoping to luck out with the new hotness
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:11 |
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i'm excited that you all will be spending more time inside away from outside
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:12 |
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if Danny DeVito doesn't get a recurring role as a Moblin i will boycott this show
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:15 |
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Robo Reagan posted:yes historically it's cheaper to copy what's popular instead of hoping to luck out with the new hotness And that makes it better?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:18 |
Applewhite posted:"To compete with Game of Thrones" They never said this. One single article compared it to Game of Thrones as short hand for "it's a fantasy series."
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:20 |
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Applewhite posted:And that makes it better? The Legend of Zelda has not just seven books, but over ten games, television shows, and novelizations to pull from. Mark my words, this series will be epic.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:20 |
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Applewhite posted:And that makes it better? who said anything about making it better this is about money
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:22 |
Also loving lol at all the nerds getting mad at this because they think it's for them. Just like the Zelda games, this series is going to be for children. You're getting mad at a kids show being made.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:25 |
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TheJoker138 posted:kids show
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:27 |
I'm not angry at them making stuff like Batman: The Brave & The Bold and in fact think it's awesome. There is the difference.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:28 |
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The Legend of Smellda: A Dink to the rear end
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:30 |
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I'm sure adult Zelda fans will react to this show in a reasonable manner
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:31 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:I'm sure adult Zelda fans will react to this show in a reasonable manner *The resulting riots are the reason it's called Neo Tokyo in the future*
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:38 |
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The Legend of Zelda will be good. The Legend of Link will be funded by Kickstarter. It will be the tale of of gender swapped Zelda and his adventures through the land of Hyrule. It will be better than The Legend of Zelda.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:43 |
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https://web.archive.org/web/20040724092835/http://www.zelda.com/
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:34 |
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I hope there's an episode that's just an owl monologuing for the full runtime, repeating itself four times because Link keeps nodding in a "get on with it" way and the owl takes it as an affirmative answer that yes, he wants to hear it all again.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:36 |
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Ryoshi posted:I hope there's an episode that's just an owl monologuing for the full runtime, repeating itself four times because Link keeps nodding in a "get on with it" way and the owl takes it as an affirmative answer that yes, he wants to hear it all again.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:50 |
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They mentioned Game of Thrones as inspiration so I want lots of naked Link in this adventure. In fact could this just be a softcore porn version of Zelda could we just have that ...i mean uh
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:59 |
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Yo I'm hyped for that Majoras Mask remaster.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 21:05 |
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I want people to walk up to Link and explain things like L-targeting and how to equip his shield.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 21:05 |
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Dresh posted:I want people to walk up to Link and explain things like L-targeting and how to equip his shield. an episode where he keeps going in and out of the same house and smashing the regenerating vases full of rupees
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 21:06 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:They mentioned Game of Thrones as inspiration so I want lots of naked Link in this adventure. They said "family friendly Game of Thrones" which is a pure nonsense statement.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 21:15 |
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Germstore posted:They said "family friendly Game of Thrones" which is a pure nonsense statement. Game of Thrones is already for retarded children.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 21:19 |
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Link is getting badly beaten by a giant crab with one eye that has apparently been living for centuries in a dungeon chamber with no food. Bleeding and near exhaustion, Link is tossed into a wall, shattering the decorative ceramic pots placed there by the crab to make the place feel homely. Out of the cracked remains of one of these pots flies a solitary glowing fairy, eager to tell Link the secret to the crab monster's downfall. "Link, you need to hit the--AAARGHH!!!" Link swallows the fairy's torso and shoves the bloodied legs into his mouth, chewing and wiping his mouth as he retakes his feet. He feels reinvigorated.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 22:16 |
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https://web.archive.org/web/20010711211618/http://www.zelda.com/
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 23:58 |
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No, no. Follow ME to the Zelda Universe.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 00:08 |
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Narrator: Link desperately needs two hundred Rupees to buy a shovel, which will allow him to dig holes. This will lead him to find a stuffed animal ,which he will trade to a young girl for her bow. That bow is traded to a raccoon, which gives him a leaf, a special leaf Link trades for a sapling's love. The sapling's love hardens its nectar into a perfect bell flower shape, which actually allows him to enter the dungeon deep in the heart of the Coricidin forest, a dark place housing numerous horrors and skultulas, eventually leading our hero to a golden chest containing something incredibly valuable. *montage of Link entering a house, smashing the home owner's five pots and picking up the money stored inside, then exiting with a camera change, and repeating for ten minutes and thirty one seconds*
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 03:41 |
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Link stubs toe, looses ability to spin in perfect circle with sword until he finds and consumes a human heart
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