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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I hope there's an episode that's just an owl monologuing for the full runtime, repeating itself four times because Link keeps nodding in a "get on with it" way and the owl takes it as an affirmative answer that yes, he wants to hear it all again.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Link is getting badly beaten by a giant crab with one eye that has apparently been living for centuries in a dungeon chamber with no food. Bleeding and near exhaustion, Link is tossed into a wall, shattering the decorative ceramic pots placed there by the crab to make the place feel homely. Out of the cracked remains of one of these pots flies a solitary glowing fairy, eager to tell Link the secret to the crab monster's downfall.

"Link, you need to hit the--AAARGHH!!!"

Link swallows the fairy's torso and shoves the bloodied legs into his mouth, chewing and wiping his mouth as he retakes his feet. He feels reinvigorated.

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