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Anastasia "Zelda" Raskolnikov is a 21-year-old princess attending tutoring sessions in Hyrule Castle with her best friend and old maid, Impa, who gives her sagely advice and keeps her safe from suitors. Due to Gannondorf's interference in politics, Zelda goes around her father to find a real hero. Zelda interviews a mute and ambiguously male Link, an incredibly successful and wealthy young cowboy. Zelda is instantly attracted to Link's skirt and tights outfit, but also finds him intimidating. As a result, she stumbles through the conversation asking questions about his personal life and relationships, getting only nods and grunts. Zelda tries to console herself thinking the two of them will never meet again. She is surprised, and horny, when Link appears at her window in the middle of the night, and watches her sleep. 
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Recycled Reader posted:Number one TV catchphrase of all time The heroes stand tall on a hill overlooking Hyrule. Death mountain lingers in the far background as the sun begins to rise over the peak.. Link holds her hands. The man in a skirt and woman in a dress are silhouetted by sunrays. Link bends down to kiss, but Zelda pecks him on the cheek. Link's brow furrows as she whispers something in his pointy ear. "WELL EXCUSE, ME PRINCESS!" He yells as he turns around. The studio audience laughs, a reggae remix of the main theme plays during a cut to credits.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:47
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Applewhite posted:And that makes it better? The Legend of Zelda has not just seven books, but over ten games, television shows, and novelizations to pull from. Mark my words, this series will be epic.
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Feb 13, 2015 18:20
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The Legend of Zelda will be good. The Legend of Link will be funded by Kickstarter. It will be the tale of of gender swapped Zelda and his adventures through the land of Hyrule. It will be better than The Legend of Zelda.
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Feb 13, 2015 18:43
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Narrator: Link desperately needs two hundred Rupees to buy a shovel, which will allow him to dig holes. This will lead him to find a stuffed animal ,which he will trade to a young girl for her bow. That bow is traded to a raccoon, which gives him a leaf, a special leaf Link trades for a sapling's love. The sapling's love hardens its nectar into a perfect bell flower shape, which actually allows him to enter the dungeon deep in the heart of the Coricidin forest, a dark place housing numerous horrors and skultulas, eventually leading our hero to a golden chest containing something incredibly valuable. *montage of Link entering a house, smashing the home owner's five pots and picking up the money stored inside, then exiting with a camera change, and repeating for ten minutes and thirty one seconds*
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Feb 14, 2015 03:41
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I'm drooling a bit imagining the kind of awesome behind the scenes footage and cut scenes we will get on the DVD version. Twenty minutes and forty two seconds of Link cutting grass with his sword, only to walk ten feet away, turn around, and cut the same grass in search of human hearts and dropped rupees. The final scene was only about a two minute long montage, but you can really feel Link's desperation and frustration as the pit stains slowly spread from his armpits and soaks his blonde locks.
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Feb 14, 2015 17:42
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Germstore posted:An excerpt from the leaked script: You forgot "skank", said while breathlessly wheezing so its not really clear if he is saying skank or not (he is)
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