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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

quote:

A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim.

The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have sex or play competitive sports.


The boy's surgeons were shocked when he came to them complaining that his penis was too big.

When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches - around the size of a grapefruit.

Surgeons described it as being shaped like an American football.

The surgeon who treated the teenager, Rafael Carrion, a urologist at the University of South Florida, told MailOnline: 'There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless.

'That question was "can you make my penis smaller"?'

idiot.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
How can your penis be too big for competitive sports? What competitive sport requires your penis?

Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009
Maybe other players mistook his penis for the ball?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i guess if your penis flopped upwards and it was really big it could knock the wind out of you.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

rope jumping

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
probably like this but with a penis

it was probably really grody

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dammit, can't remove the "posted" part.

Oh well.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
it was too thick to fit into a woman or man, and to run around.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Three Olives posted:

What competitive sport requires your penis?
cockmagic

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

lol said it got that way due to priapism which is a lie. he just didnt want to admit to how much he jerked off all the time.

which is why i always assume goons are hung like donkeys

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

NutritiousSnack posted:

it was too thick to fit into a woman or man, and to run around.

I doubt it, I've seen some pretty big things in guys asses.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
literally a chode!!! so beautiful, so rare

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
could he get it hard??? i doubt he could get it hard. im so excited about this story.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

fanged wang posted:

could he get it hard??? i doubt he could get it hard. im so excited about this story.

storys says it got firmer, just didnt get any larger.

so it went from a Patriots football to a standard football

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
nsfw probably grainy x ray of 17 year old football dick in this article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...having-sex.html

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
thats one dumb looking dick

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
he was just a passionate but novice tier cbt enthusiast most likely

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
that guys an idiot. some insanely hot girl would love to have a real penis as big as a football

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
nm lol thats a dumb looking dick I agree

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Id rather have a good looking penis than a large one.

but i have both anyways.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
imo kids need to stop trying to be "gangsta" and pull their dang pants up!

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
there's full colour pics in the metro.

have you seen hey arnold?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

knock it off you are turning threeolives on too much

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
yo they could make a hey arnold spoof porn. "Move it football dick!"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
17 y/o shouldn't be having sex anyways

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
grats on the child pornography.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

"what the deuce!" -Stewart griffin, the family guy

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

17 y/o shouldn't be having sex anyways

same they should wait til 35 like me

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I'd have surgery too if my donger was shaped like a football and as thick as a grapefruit in the middle. Just because you're up for a football in your rear end doesn't mean everyone else is.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Idiot. He should have started his own Little Donny foundation. The money would have rolled in.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
that's an unusable chode

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

holy poo poo its happened, a portal has been opened to the Chode DImension

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chode, the procedure failed. If anything we made it bigger. Our only option is to set him up with a size queen. Someone get Three Olives on the phone!

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax

i need a link to the original article

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Oh my... I am getting the vapours!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Three Olives posted:

How can your penis be too big for competitive sports? What competitive sport requires your penis?

none. its a pretty good idea to wear a cup if you're playing sports, however.

hot pants
Nov 11, 2008


Lol that stock photo.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
It should have been the first ever dick transplant. People would pay top dollar for the opportunity to have that dick.

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
His Dad must feel kind of strange about all this.

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