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quote:A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. idiot.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:59 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:44 |
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How can your penis be too big for competitive sports? What competitive sport requires your penis?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:01 |
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Maybe other players mistook his penis for the ball?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:02 |
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i guess if your penis flopped upwards and it was really big it could knock the wind out of you.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:02 |
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rope jumping
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:02 |
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probably like this but with a penis it was probably really grody
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:04 |
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Three Olives posted:idiot. Dammit, can't remove the "posted" part. Oh well.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:04 |
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it was too thick to fit into a woman or man, and to run around.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:06 |
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Three Olives posted:What competitive sport requires your penis?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:07 |
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lol said it got that way due to priapism which is a lie. he just didnt want to admit to how much he jerked off all the time. which is why i always assume goons are hung like donkeys
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:07 |
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NutritiousSnack posted:it was too thick to fit into a woman or man, and to run around. I doubt it, I've seen some pretty big things in guys asses.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:08 |
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literally a chode!!! so beautiful, so rare
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:09 |
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could he get it hard??? i doubt he could get it hard. im so excited about this story.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:10 |
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fanged wang posted:could he get it hard??? i doubt he could get it hard. im so excited about this story. storys says it got firmer, just didnt get any larger. so it went from a Patriots football to a standard football
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:10 |
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nsfw probably grainy x ray of 17 year old football dick in this article http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...having-sex.html
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:13 |
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thats one dumb looking dick
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:14 |
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he was just a passionate but novice tier cbt enthusiast most likely
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:15 |
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that guys an idiot. some insanely hot girl would love to have a real penis as big as a football
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:21 |
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nm lol thats a dumb looking dick I agree
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:23 |
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Id rather have a good looking penis than a large one. but i have both anyways.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:26 |
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imo kids need to stop trying to be "gangsta" and pull their dang pants up!
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:27 |
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there's full colour pics in the metro. have you seen hey arnold?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:30 |
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:31 |
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knock it off you are turning threeolives on too much
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:32 |
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yo they could make a hey arnold spoof porn. "Move it football dick!"
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:33 |
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17 y/o shouldn't be having sex anyways
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:33 |
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grats on the child pornography.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:34 |
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"what the deuce!" -Stewart griffin, the family guy
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:35 |
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Darth123123 posted:17 y/o shouldn't be having sex anyways same they should wait til 35 like me
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:35 |
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I'd have surgery too if my donger was shaped like a football and as thick as a grapefruit in the middle. Just because you're up for a football in your rear end doesn't mean everyone else is.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:45 |
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Idiot. He should have started his own Little Donny foundation. The money would have rolled in.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:49 |
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that's an unusable chode
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:50 |
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holy poo poo its happened, a portal has been opened to the Chode DImension
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:51 |
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I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chode, the procedure failed. If anything we made it bigger. Our only option is to set him up with a size queen. Someone get Three Olives on the phone!
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:12 |
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Three Olives posted:idiot. i need a link to the original article
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:14 |
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Oh my... I am getting the vapours!
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:14 |
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Three Olives posted:How can your penis be too big for competitive sports? What competitive sport requires your penis? none. its a pretty good idea to wear a cup if you're playing sports, however.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:16 |
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Lol that stock photo.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:16 |
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It should have been the first ever dick transplant. People would pay top dollar for the opportunity to have that dick.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:18 |
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His Dad must feel kind of strange about all this.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 20:20 |