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Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I need this, tucking is very nearly impossible for me atm

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Drone_Fragger posted:

"when he gets aroused his dick doesn't get bigger, it just firms up slightly"

Rather be a shower than a grower

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Who do you respect more: Godzilla, or Apache Chief?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Drone_Fragger posted:

from the article it reads like his dick is massively damaged from blood clots and swelling so basically has a giant dick full of spongy dick tissue that doesn't do anything because its constantly engorged.

Dude still should've showed off his big tumor dick on some Sean Cody solo videos or whatever before getting the surgery. It would've paid for the surgery.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

RonJeremysBalzac posted:

Lipo off my fat and pack it into my dick

you'd have one hefty dick then

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

katlington posted:

bet his dad used to smash it with a hammer while the mother pointed and laughed, it happens more than youd think google "teds dad had a shaken baby syndrome vaccines"

dad wailing on dick with a hammer asking him why he doesnt ask his big dick

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Drone_Fragger posted:

doesn't get bigger, it just firms up slightly

sounds like something from a baking recipe

Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"

Obscuritatem posted:

there's full colour pics in the metro.

My goodness, they changed it from a butternut squash to a nice looking cock.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
At least the guy has some self respect (assuming that it was the doctor that leaked it to the media).

Could have been like this guy who runs around town in biker shorts and even joined in on a music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2acFoWamvU

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
Shame he wanted a reduction. He would've made a helluva Secretary of state.

Negotiations with a foreign power going south? No problem. Just whip it out and show them who's boss.

:awesome: :vince:

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Kid's got such a ugly dick that people yell HEY ARNOLD in the street

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug

Three Olives posted:

I doubt it, I've seen some pretty big things in guys asses.

yeah we get it youre gay and trans and bi and queer and so on, no one loving cares and thanks to new gbs i can say so without getting banned and email flooded with rape threats. it seems perfectly reasonable that he got his dick shrunk because it impeded the normal flow of his life, what does your experience with arsedicks have to do with it?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
im gay

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The kid could have been called "Tripod" because it could have functioned as a third leg.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
i love football cocks, just not american football cocks.

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
Pop can would've been a good nick.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Francis Baconator posted:

Pop can would've been a good nick.

Mine already

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
It didn't sound like a very good penis tbh

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Kid must be pretty confident in his athletic ability if he chose surgery over a lifetime contract with Brazzers

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
So.. where do I sign up?

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug
u sign up 4 my dik rite here...



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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Millsy posted:

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