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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You forgot, but now that I've reminded you, prepare for all kinds of bad luck.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nice try Friday the 13th is my lucky day. I can understand why you're upset though as you strictly prefer under 13.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Jason's Mom did nothing wrong.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
neither Jason nor his mom were ever prosecuted

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
This past month had been consumed with bloodletting in the form of my pulling a thorned rope through the hole in my tongue and pricking my peen so that the end of the world will be avoided for yet another year, you're welcome gbs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Nefarious posted:

neither Jason nor his mom were ever prosecuted

Why should they? Camp Crystal Lake was designed to execute the prisoners sent there.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Free Cheese posted:

This past month had been consumed with bloodletting in the form of my pulling a thorned rope through the hole in my tongue and pricking my peen so that the end of the world will be avoided for yet another year, you're welcome gbs
fuckin mayans..

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Did the cops ever actually go after Jason?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
whats the spook level here are we on high spook or medium spook ?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdc59gD4-GA

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

whats the spook level here are we on high spook or medium spook ?

off the charts/critical

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Don't want to get murdered by Jason?

Don't have premarital sex.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Did the cops ever actually go after Jason?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=601owDLNKB0&t=56s

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

Did the cops ever actually go after Jason?

no because he did not commit any crime

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Jason this is the cops, we can smell weed coming out under the door

let us in or we'll be back with a warrant, we swear! Make this easy on yourself

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

I'm the guy shooting his machete.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
gently caress you Michael Meyers.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
it is agony to exist

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

banana

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Holy poo poo rude

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Theres another Friday the 13 next month, and one more later in the year.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Supreme Allah posted:

Theres another Friday the 13 next month, and one more later in the year.

Aye, on non-leapyears the days of March are the same as the days of Februruary!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


Mask 2 was weird

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Eh.

Dad had seizure and was admitted to hospital today,
Girlfriend and I are arguing and possibly going to break up.
Two painkillers and a six pack for dinner.


I hope Jason breaks in while I'm shower jerking so at least I can shoot jizz in his face before he murders me.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Look at the bright side bro nerd alpha, you're not a developmentally disabled reanimated corpse doomed to exact summer camp revenge

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
No goku option in poll, today is the worst

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.


gotcha, bitch

Free Cheese posted:

Look at the bright side bro nerd alpha, you're not a developmentally disabled reanimated corpse doomed to exact summer camp revenge

Yeah, he's never been to summer camp

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

i was stabbed and trying to get that girl to call 911 but she just screamed and ran away

pls don't post embarrassing gifs of me

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

Free Cheese posted:

Look at the bright side bro nerd alpha, you're not a developmentally disabled reanimated corpse doomed to exact summer camp revenge

Id love to be the reanimated corpse that crashes through peoples windows super violent, busts a nut in their face going CHHHHCHHHH AAHHH AHHH AHHH and then disappear

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Part 6 was the best one

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Part 6 was the best one

what are you doing back there?? takin a DUMP!?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I spent last week traveling.
Nothing wrong.
Crashed in a O'Hare hyatt before heading home. Last two nights? Got bed bug bites.

Now I get to incinerate my nice mattresses and burn my travel clothes and hope for the best.

Thanks, Obama.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Big Beef City posted:

I spent last week traveling.
Nothing wrong.
Crashed in a O'Hare hyatt before heading home. Last two nights? Got bed bug bites.

Now I get to incinerate my nice mattresses and burn my travel clothes and hope for the best.

Thanks, Obama.

Big Bed Bug City

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