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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
like for instance this is a joke:



if you'r e feeling really really insistent you can do one of those "CAN YOU BELIEV ETHTA" faces that have kept jon stewart afloat all these years, but ultimately that's unnecessary, a "joke" actually tells itself when it comes down to it (this is how you know it's a joke)

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
his funeral was pretty fun

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

nomadologique posted:

like for instance this is a joke:



if you'r e feeling really really insistent you can do one of those "CAN YOU BELIEV ETHTA" faces that have kept jon stewart afloat all these years, but ultimately that's unnecessary, a "joke" actually tells itself when it comes down to it (this is how you know it's a joke)

i already saw this joke in the op

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

nomadologique posted:

like for instance this is a joke:



if you'r e feeling really really insistent you can do one of those "CAN YOU BELIEV ETHTA" faces that have kept jon stewart afloat all these years, but ultimately that's unnecessary, a "joke" actually tells itself when it comes down to it (this is how you know it's a joke)

What's the joke, though?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

fanged wang posted:

i already saw this joke in the op

but then she ruined it with a "punchline" which made it no longe ra joke, just a bad serise of words strung together

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Its sucks because shes female and thats all.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Rapman the Cook posted:

Its sucks because shes female and thats all.

take it easy there andrew dice clay!

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
My cock is like a Doritos taco

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Cheap and for a limited time only (13 seconds)

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Like, the joke is supposed to be someone (who probably doesn't exist) said something that she thought was sexist, then said something she thought was racist? But there's not humor in that. That's just a person telling you she got offended (by STDH). Who cares? People get offended over everything.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Free Cheese posted:

Cheap and for a limited time only (13 seconds)

This is a better joke.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

nomadologique posted:

but then she ruined it with a "punchline" which made it no longe ra joke, just a bad serise of words strung together

that's like the jake from state farm commercial. they could end it at "she sounds hideous." when the guy points out the joke that has already happened after that is a hell of hells to me.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

That's cuz we ain't played Cowboys and Trannys yet

Musclebabe
Jun 24, 2008

I want your slide trombone in my brass section
It would be funnier without text in the last panel

shiftless
May 18, 2005

It's funny because she discovered she was talking with a sexist and a racist.

But it would be funnier if she said she was at an anti sexism/racism convention earlier or something.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
now that's funny

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

She was right about Marilyn Monroe being a stupid role model.

I think if I went and saw her perform, I'd probably agree with a lot of what she said but she'd say it all in such an annoying, unfunny way that I'd want to become an MRA just out of spite.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

FIRST TIME posted:

She was right about Marilyn Monroe being a stupid role model.

I think if I went and saw her perform, I'd probably agree with a lot of what she said but she'd say it all in such an annoying, unfunny way that I'd want to become an MRA just out of spite.

haha yeah id probably put on a fredora

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my cock is literally a doritos taco

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the joke is your dick op

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
i wish bill hicks was still alive so i could hear his opinion on 9/11 and how he thinks it was an inside job.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

ArtIsResistance posted:

haha yeah id probably put on a fredora

lmao

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Does she do the joke where white people walk like this doop a doop and black people walk like this deep a deep

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Full Metal Jackass posted:

the transgendered are never funny

they look pretty funny

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

thats kind of funny, the polo shirt bit

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Free Cheese posted:

My cock is like a Doritos taco

handled by mexicans until it's covered in cheese

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My cock is like a Doritos Roulette

there is only a 1 in 6 chance of it being hot

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
how could a guy called gary ever be funny

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I get it op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

My cock is like a Doritos Roulette

there is only a 1 in 6 chance of it being hot

lol

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

that joke doesn't bother me at all so i guess i'm allowed to tell rape jokes now? cool, i guess? uh?

way to go, lady

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
men joke about that all the time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if your gonna be frumpy and ugly you cant tell jokes like you have the upper hand, this is comedy 101

comedy 101 might be having a funny joke though im not sure

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Cnut the Great posted:

that joke doesn't bother me at all so i guess i'm allowed to tell rape jokes now? cool, i guess? uh?

way to go, lady

this is why ladies need to sharpen their teeth and really get brutal about making fun of their peers

then poo poo like this wouldn't happen

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
like she basically just implied that rape was equivalent to a thing that almost never happens to anyone and which someone would have to be literally insane to actually be afraid of

that's...that's actually kind of offensive

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

burritolingus posted:



I'm trying to wrap my head around what's supposed to be funny about this.

ahaha geeeeeeez

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the reverse would be a woman raping a man...an impossible situation, if you think about it.

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
everybody is being unfair to her here

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