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A game by Emily Carroll & Damian Sommer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCILvtLtaA Music by Ryan Roth & Halina Heron Ms. Azure (click for big) Mr. Moss (click for big) Ms. Cerise (click for big) Mr. Aurum (click for big) (click for big) Resources: Buy The YAWHG on Steam Buy The YAWHG EP on Bandcamp Emily Carroll's Art and Comics Games by Damian Sommer Music by Ryan Roth 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Ms. Anja Azure Physique: 3 Finesse: 5 Mind: 14 Charm: 10 Magic: 11 Wealth: 4 In Week 1 Anja visited the Alchemy Tower and brewed potions. During the week one of her colleagues revivify a ferret with the antidote for death he just developed! She decided to praise his accomplishment and avoid a social faux pas. In Week 2 Anja worked at the Hospital tending to the sick and injured. While working a woman gave birth to a demonic-looking baby with black skin, fiery eyes. It tried to escape! She tried to stop it with a magical barrier but the baby smashed through it like it was nothing! In Week 3 Anja worked at the Palace doing Admin work. She overheard the court jester telling a joke but she didn't get it at all! It took a while but she finally figured it out, hours later. In Week 4 Anja served drinks at the Tavern. A drinking contest broke out! But she decided not to enter since she was working. What a dweeb! In Week 5 Anja was back to brewing in the Alchemy Tower. One of the other alchemists asked her to watch a potion, but it boiled over and was about to explode! So she drank it and got the worst case of indigestion of her life! In Week 6 Anja was back at the potions again. During the weeek all the alchemists threw a cantrip party! She brought a chair to life and impressed everybody by riding it around the room! Mr. Richard Moss Physique: 11 Finesse: 10 Mind: 10 Charm: 8 Magic: 12 Wealth: 4 In Week 1 Richard visited the Gardens and landscaped. On the way home one day he found a golden ring on the ground He immediately put it on and was visited by a SPOOPY GHOST! Hot dang! In Week 2 Richard got wasted all week long. The tavern was holding their annual darts tournament! In Week 3 Richard hunted the creatures of the Forest for fun and profit. He happened across a group of cultists performing a dark ritual of demon summoning! Fortunately they were a day late on it and gave up. In Week 4 Richard sought enlightenment the Gardens. An old man got his attention and asked him to block the sun so he could nap. Moss obliged the old man and hours later he awoke to find the geezer had transformed into an ancient tree! In Week 5 Richard took down more innocent animals in the Forest. He stopped one day by a weird hedge and had lunch, when a huge hand punched through it and tried to grab him! He narrowly dodged out of the way and ran all the way back to town in horror. In Week 6 Richard did some more meditating! When's this guy gonna achieve nirvana anyway? He happened across a beanstalk growing in the garden. He immediately ate it and was bestowed with IMMENSE POWER! Ms. Rachel Cerise Physique: 6 Finesse: 7 Mind: 8 Charm: 12 Magic: 6 Wealth: 11 In Week 1 Rachel went to a fancy ball. She was approached by the King who had a rather... intimate problem. She made mad cash giving the King somewhat dubious advice. It'll never come up again probably. In Week 2 Rachel bet on fights in the Arena. She won a bunch of wealth but then that demon baby flew in and smoked one of the fighters! She ran like hell as the Arena collapsed around her. It was completely destroyed! In Week 3 Rachel got hammered to bury the memories of the Arena collapse. One day, a fortune teller set up shop inside the tavern. She paid for a disappointing fortune but later that night the fortune teller made sure it came true! In Week 4 Rachel did some work for the Palace. She got on the wrong side of a rude duke! She decided to insult the duke but it was kind of a weak jab. In Week 5 Rachel meditated in the Gardens to calm down. Some hag offered to sell her some magic beans? So she bought them and planted them in the gardens. In Week 6 Rachel was back in the palace cutting a rug. She accidentally stumbled into the king's wine cellar! And of course threw a massive party! She woke up the next morning in an unfamiliar house wearing only her unmentionables! What a party animal! Mr. Gilder Aurum Physique: 2 Finesse: 9 Mind: 9 Charm: 12 Magic: 10 Wealth: 4 In Week 1 Gilder brought the smackdown on criminals in the Slums During his patrol he came across some men in an alley betting on dogfights He tried to convince them to stop but was unsuccessful and fled the slums like a little coward baby. In Week 2 Gilder brewed potions in the Alchemy Tower. An artificer visited the tower and was extremely popular with all the Alchemists. Gilder didn't receive any of her attentions though. Oh well! In Week 3 Gilder spent his time cleaning up the Hospital While he was working a SPOOPY GHOST showed up and started bothering everyone with her wailing! He tried to convince her to leave but failed. Everyone just had to live with the constant wailing. In Week 4 Gilder robbed some people in the Slums. A mysterious lady offered him some coin for a favor. He agreed, and the next thing he knew he was being fed on by a vampire! Oh no! In Week 5 Gilder was back in the Slums cleaning up the place. But during the week he started to feel a little strange... In an orgy of bloody violence Gilder ate most of the slums and woke up the next morning absolutely covered in everyone's blood but his own. The slums were completely destroyed! In Week 6 Gilder tended to patients in the hospital. A patient with strange sores rudely asked him for a glass of water. Gilder got him some water but the man spat in his face! Sick! And Gilder began to feel quite ill... 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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One Ms. Rachael Cerise should go hunting in the forst. Mr. Ken Aurum should Fight Crime in the slums. Gordon Moss seems like the type to landscape the gardens. Everyone knows Denise Azure brews potions in the alchemy tower.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 18:06 |
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I don't have ideas for names, but here's where they should go - Ms. Cerise - she looks the courty type, so should Attend a Ball at the Palace Mr. Aurum - looks like a bard waiting to happen, and what a better way to gather stories (and a bit of coin) than to Bartend at the Tavern Mr. Moss - I don't care what he looks like, he'll Fight Crime in the Slums Ms. Azure - has science-magical potential, so she'll get to work Brewing Potions at the Alchemy Lab
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 18:09 |
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Anastasia Cerise looks like a fancy lady, and I think she'd fit right in at the Ball. Gilder Aurum kalonZombie posted:should Fight Crime in the slums. Mr. Richard Moss has too respectable facial hair to do anything but lumberjack it up in the forest quote:Everyone knows Denise Azure brews potions in the alchemy tower.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 18:10 |
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Rachel Cerise should do Administration Work. We must have our Yawhg Forms all ready! Anastasia Azure should Meditate Ken Aurum should Drink In The Tavern and Richard Moss should indeed Lumberjack it Up EDIT: Looking forward to this, by the way, The Yawhg is a Good Game JamieTheD fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 15, 2015 |
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Rachel Cerise looks like she'd make a good hunter in the forest, I think. Jack Aurum does indeed look like quite the bard, so serving drinks in the tavern seems like a good idea. George Moss should live up to his namesake and spend some time in the gardens doing landscaping. And young ms. Laura Azure looks the sort who'd be right at home brewing potions in the alchemy tower.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 20:04 |
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Rachel Cerise looks the sort who'd be right at home brewing potions in the alchemy tower. Alfred Aurum looks like the hero the city needs, go fight crime. Gus Moss should live up to his namesake and spend some time in the gardens doing landscaping. Laura Azure looks like she'd make a good bookie let's go bet at the arena.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 20:41 |
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JamieTheD posted:Rachel should do Administration Work. We must have our Yawhg Forms all ready! 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Feb 15, 2015 |
# ? Feb 14, 2015 20:58 |
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Abigail Cerise looks ready to attend a ball at the palace Gustav Aurum shall tend to patients in the hospital Cian Moss can go compete in the arena Sofia Azure can pickpocket in the slums
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 21:47 |
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Rachel Cerise obviously goes hunting in the forest. Gilder Aurum is a dashing hero who fights crime in the slums. Richard Moss likes to landscape the gardens. Laura Azure on Modays goes to brew potions in the alchemy tower.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 00:27 |
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Whoops, I just checked and saw that the turn order isn't the order I chose the players, it's always AZURE MOSS CERISE AURUM. I was trying to go in ROYGBIV order but oh well! This won't affect the voting at all probably but keep it in mind. I changed the order in the OP though. Please vote in that order from now on. 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Feb 15, 2015 |
# ? Feb 15, 2015 00:43 |
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I like this game a lot. Dark Azure shall fight crime! Big Moss loves landscaping! Wonderful Cerise brews interesting things! Silly Aurum helps many patients!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 00:52 |
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gently caress YES Ms. Azure should Brew Potions because she had some kind of wizard hat on. Mr. Moss is a man who likes to hunt. Ms. Cerise should do some administraton work. Mr. Aurum should drink every single goddamn day.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 01:40 |
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Ms. Eliza Azure shall Attend Balls. Mr. Cyrus Moss should spend his time Landscaping. Ms. Lydia Cerise should Brew Potions. Mr. Edwin Aurum should make a decent living Bartending. Love this game, glad it's getting an LP!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 14:20 |
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Voting closes in two hours, get those last minute votes in!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 14:52 |
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Ms. Azure should Brew Potions because she had some kind of wizard hat on. Mr. Moss is a man who likes to hunt. Ms. Cerise should do some administraton work. Mr. Aurum should drink every single goddamn day.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 16:46 |
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Anja Azure looks like a secret badass and so she should fight in the arena. Moustafa Moss is going to fight crime in the slums. He's flamboyant like that. Catalina Cerise spends most of her time drinking in the tavern. Arturo Aurum is a caring soul and is tending to patients in the hospital.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 16:49 |
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Voting is closed
100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 15, 2015 |
# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:00 |
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Ms. Anja Azure should Chop Wood in the Forest Mr. Moustafa Moss should Clean up the Hospital Ms. Catalina Cerise should Attend the Ball at the Palace Mr. Arturo Aurum should Pickpocket in the Slums.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:00 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Voting is closed Julias posted:Ms. Anja Azure should Chop Wood in the Forest womp womp woooomp
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:05 |
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I'll count Julias' votes cause I'm a cool guy, no more votes now tho.
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Meis posted:womp womp woooomp Hey, he did get to decide where Cerise goes.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:06 |
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Instead of going with the popular votes I am going to randomly pick from the suggested names, with the names that got more votes being more likely. Ms. Anja Azure Mr. Richard Moss Ms. Rachel Cerise Mr. Gilder Aurum Azure is going to Brew Potions, Moss is going to Landscape, Cerise is going to Attend a Ball and Aurum is going to Fight Crime. Thanks everybody!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM Ms. Anja Azure heads to the Alchemy Tower to Brew Potions. Every location modifies a player's stats in set ways when visited. Brewing Potions gave Anja here two points of magic and one of mind, and would do so every visit. Higher numbers are more better, obviously. Oh my. Ms. Azure is faced with a moral dilemma! Does she purge this abhorrent crime against God and nature? or embrace the inevitable forward march of Posters who make an effort at well-reasoned arguments, incoherent rants or impassioned pleas for rationality alongside their choice will have their votes counted double. Please cite your sources we are in a house of learning. You have until 8 PM EST tonight. 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Feb 15, 2015 |
# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:11 |
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A half-living ferret is better than a dead one! These experiments must continue so we can gain True Immortality! Praise be to Science!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:17 |
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What is the pursuit of sciences but trial and error? If we stop here, we waste a precious opportunity. Is the rat only animated? Does it have a soul? Desires? Can it be trained to perform comical tasks? We must find out. Praise for all involved!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:24 |
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This whole concept of resurrecting a dead being is abhorrent meddling in the affairs of the gods! The abomination must be destroyed!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:25 |
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Destroy the abomination! Surely spitting in the eye of nature can only bring down the wrath of the gods upon us! How quick are we to forget the lessons of The Book? Surely you all won't force me to quote it again? You will? Fine. A reading from The Book of Undead Ferrits, Hallowed Be His Scientific Name: 1:1 And Verily did the Undead Ferrit Speak Out from beyond the Lab And say Unto the Scientists: 1:2 Stop Trying to bring me Back to Life you Wankers I Was Sleeping! 1:3 Now feck off and stop Meddling! Amen. Now let us bow our heads in mitosis. Edited in a shameless attempt to nab double points. FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 15, 2015 |
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As noted necromancer and Indeed, other historical luminaries such as the illustrious Darth Plagueis have repeatedly demonstrated that the surest path to human advancement is through immortality, which once attained renders all other obstacles surmountable by sufficient devotion of time. Think of the renowned comedy duo, Isaac and Miria, who could never have perfected their act without the hundreds of years they had to develop it! As this is the case, and as the Watchful Orbs have commanded me, I submit that we should praise our colleague's accomplishment and nominate him for the prestigious Howe Prize!
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FoxTerrier posted:Destroy the abomination! Surely spitting in the eye of nature can only bring down the wrath of the gods upon us! How quick are we to forget the lessons of The Book? Surely you all won't force me to quote it again? The_White_Crane posted:As noted necromancer and These are good examples of a vote that counts double! 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 15, 2015 |
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Definitely praise that guy. What an accomplishment! Scientifically, it would be a terrible idea to destroy the thing outright. You've got a unique situation and you need to observe it (and replicate it too). The more data you can gather, the better! Maybe it's just lumbering and grumbling because it is disoriented. You don't know! Destroying it would be a knee jerk emotional reaction. You need to make and test hypothesis now. Keep some fire handy though.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 17:39 |
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Praise be to progress!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 18:38 |
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Praise him.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 19:21 |
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Praise unto those who make progress. Sure, this ferret may not be quite as alive as it once was, but it's certainly not as dead as it was, either. Baby steps. Trial and error, and all that.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 19:55 |
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Praise the accomplishment How quick you are to point at that musty old tome "The Book" but what are you doing here and now. Alchemy! Seeking transmute the very nature of lead into gold; to shift the very nature of the mundane through nothing but the power of your mind! Is that not the act of a god?Yet here you trip upon the first step to rejecting the curse befallen on all humanity and cry out "No More! Such is the domain of higher powers". I will tell you what is the domain of man and it is hypocrisy! To praise a man when he lumbers left yet flog him when he stumbles right is folly! The man still still stumbles forward! Rejoice, for today we have affected a miracle and lament those that would look this gift ferret in the mouth and reject it for not being the miracle they so desired. A shame on you all that would destroy our discovery. A SHAME!
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:06 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I'll count Julias' votes cause I'm a cool guy, no more votes now tho. Thanks by the way. Destroy the abomination! If the secrets of Necromancy are revealed to the public, then the entire economy will be ruined! You won't need food -- just a resurrection spell every few days. Think about all of the bakers and butchers going out of business. Not to mention all of the geriatrics collecting free benefits...
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:13 |
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Destroy the abomination. Who wants an abomination waking them up every 3 hours at night to be fed?
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:18 |
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I feel confident in other's double-vote efforts to put forth only a single vote for praising our colleague's work.
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Praise it. The technique clearly needs further refinement but it's one hell of a proof of concept.
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