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I'm gonna call it here because I don't think crushing the undead is going to get a surge of support at this point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM FoxTerrier posted:Destroy the abomination! Surely spitting in the eye of nature can only bring down the wrath of the gods upon us! How quick are we to forget the lessons of The Book? Surely you all won't force me to quote it again? The_White_Crane posted:As noted necromancer and Arkanomen posted:Praise the accomplishment   "All salient points, but I feel 70% sure that I should say..."  "I'm sure this will never, ever, ever come up again! Nope. Nothing but infinite upsides in the Alchemy Tower."  Sometimes things happen in life and they don't really affect you personally, at least for the time being. At least we didn't make some nerd feel bad about himself and we got a stat point out of it. Let's see what Richard is going to get up to. Mr. Richard Moss heads to the Gardens to work at Landscaping.   "I wonder if elephants are native to this region or not. Looks pretty good for never having seen one myself, I must say."  "Finders, keepers!" Sometimes our choices in life aren't huge moral quandaries.Mr. Moss has an opportunity to accessorize! Does he Pawn that poo poo? or Bling the gently caress up? Posters that post media of "setting appropriate" ostentatious jewelry and fashion along with their vote will be counted twice! The more ridiculous the better. You have until tomorrow morning-ish unless there's massive support for one thing. 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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 Standing out is the most important thing of all. Never not be blinging up.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:22
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Bling, bling, mother fuckers.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:26
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 Bling it up.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:51
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There's never no reason to wear the poo poo and show off your bling.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:54
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bling that ring.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:58
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 I pity da foo' who don't bling dat thing.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:59
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We know Richard likes it so there's only one solution.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:12
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One can never have too much bling.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM "I've never been more sure about anything in my life." Did... did a halfling drop this??   "Sup?"    Well then! Let's check in with Rachel. Ms. Rachel Cerise Attends a Ball in the Palace.   "Do you think I look good? I think I look good."    "You know that from a single look?" "Court politics give you a feel for these things." "Oh my god." "Oh my god."  "Are you implying what I think you're implying?" "It's good to be the king." I... Uhh... Wow.You know, I'm sure this one is a foregone conclusion but is Ms. Cerise going to Give the king some "bedroom tips"? or Tell him we haven't a clue? Votes that contain hot tips for royalty in the bedroom will count double. Please don't make me regret this. Voting is open until I say it isn't.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:10
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Give him some tips.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:16
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Bedroom Tips
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Tips! Well, Mister King, being a ~Lady~ I cannot say I have much experience in such matters myself. However, I just so happen to have a copy of Wanton Weekly that might help! Let's see what article they have this time... Oooo, it's Top 10 Hot Hot Hottest Tips for Begetting Dat Heir How convenient! Let's see here... Uh...well... 1-3 looks illegal. Um. Do you have access to YAWHG oil? No? Well, 4, 8, and 9 won't do you much good then. How do you feel about undead ferrets? I see. Well, in the case, only tip #10 will be of much use to you. So, best of luck complimenting her webbed toes, in order to remind her of your shared ancestry and the glorious twelve-fingered princelings your concentrated royal blood will surely create. Or you could just go with jägermeister. --- I'll take one double vote, please.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:33
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Ladies like guys who are tall, right? Walk into the bedroom wearing high heels and she'll be overcome with passion.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:39
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Your Majesty have you tried men?
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Feb 16, 2015 04:32
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Women also like guys who are good with animals, and guys who are muscular too. So what you need to do is buy the heaviest pig in the market and train it to follow you everywhere. Then whenever the queen's in sight, lift the pig above your head. Strong and sensitive at the same time, ooh la la!
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Feb 16, 2015 04:42
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Poison Mushroom posted:
Just the tip.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:08
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Give some tips.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:18
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Teach him the secrets of the bedroom As the King, you should be able to afford the finest and most exotic aphrodisiacs merchants can supply. Chocolate! Potatoes! Rhinoceros horn! Oysters! Flowers and roots that look like dicks! Remember, if it looks like your genitals, it means it's good for your genitals!
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Feb 16, 2015 06:02
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Have you tried giving her the Tip?
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Feb 16, 2015 07:24
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Maybe she feels pressure to be courtly and formal, and that's killing the mood. Next time you get undressed together, force out a noisy fart to prove that it doesn't have to be so serious.
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Feb 16, 2015 07:55
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Your Majesty, I have here an ancient tome, filled with arcane knowledge bestowed by the scribes of ancient Ęgypt, detailing the bed rituals of the Phars. Let us see... 1) Obtain Že wax of Iſis. (ſee Waxes & Unguents, vol. XIV) 2) Apply Že wax to Že moſt ſenſitive parts of Žy lady's neŽers and Žine own. 3) Remove with force Že wax. 4) ſcream. 5) Enjoy conjugal relations wiŽ newfound zeſt.
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Well, you see my liege, there is the ... erm, and then the .. I uh .. man, if he is ... in, how do we say ... Okay, the woman, when she ... uhhh. herearesomenotesgoodluckgoodbye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM "Well sire..." Poison Mushroom posted:Bedroom Tips "Uh huh..."FoxTerrier posted:Tips! "That might work"HBar posted:Ladies like guys who are tall, right? Walk into the bedroom wearing high heels and she'll be overcome with passion. "Oh I'm wearing those now!"Jenner posted:Your Majesty have you tried men? "Heh heh heh heh. Seriously though where's your bedroom window located?"HBar posted:Women also like guys who are good with animals, and guys who are muscular too. So what you need to do is buy the heaviest pig in the market and train it to follow you everywhere. Then whenever the queen's in sight, lift the pig above your head. Strong and sensitive at the same time, ooh la la! "I'll have to bring that up with my personal trainer."IMJack posted:Teach him the secrets of the bedroom "In fact, I've got this knobby looking tuber you can buy right here." "Did you just grab that off the buffet table?" "N... no?"HBar posted:Maybe she feels pressure to be courtly and formal, and that's killing the mood. Next time you get undressed together, force out a noisy fart to prove that it doesn't have to be so serious. "Way ahead of you on that one."The_White_Crane posted:Your Majesty, I have here an ancient tome, filled with arcane knowledge bestowed by the scribes of ancient Ęgypt, detailing the bed rituals of the Pharœs. "How do you even pronounce those letters?" "Dexterous tongue."     "Maybe I should have put more emphasis on the men..." Let's move on! Mr. Gilder Aurum spends time in the Slums Fighting Crime.   "Have at you, foul ne'er-do-wells!" "I'm a product of my upbringing and environmeeeeeeeeent!!!"  "Sounds like... crimes?" This game has a lot of heavy poo poo in it!  "What could be bad about having two animals viciously maul each other for our enjoyment?" Well I can think of a few reasons...Same deal as usual, does Gilder Bet on dogfights? or Try to stop this cruelty? Votes with pictures or videos of cute dogs will count double. You have until later today sometime. 100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Feb 16, 2015 |
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Feb 16, 2015 16:09
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We should stop this cruelty!
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Feb 16, 2015 16:16
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Bet the Farm on this little guy
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Feb 16, 2015 16:16
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Stop this cruelty! Dogs are clearly lovers, not fighters!
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Feb 16, 2015 16:19
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Bet on the dog fights, then use the winnings to buy the canine champion and turn it into your crime-fighting sidekick! e: 
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Feb 16, 2015 16:26
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Stop this you monsters!
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Feb 16, 2015 16:36
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Dog Fights are illegal under city law, Section 3 subsection 22-A, which clearly states that any and all people who participate and bet on dog fights (gambling also being illegal under section 2 subsection 124-a.12, except in zones where it has been deemed legal which is explained in section 2 subsection 124-a.13 through subsection124-a.37) should be beat until unconscious, then brought to the local constable to be jailed and possibly beat more. So as a crime fighter you should stop the dog fights.
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Feb 16, 2015 17:16
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Rescue those doggies!
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Feb 16, 2015 17:29
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Time to rake in some cash!
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Meis posted:STOP THEM DOGGIES
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Feb 16, 2015 18:09
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I think I'm seeing a theme here. Anyway, let's place some bets.
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ultrafilter posted:I think I'm seeing a theme here. Anyway, let's place some bets. If you haven't played this game before ... we are going to encounter situations that get a lot worse than you expect, and we will encounter situations that are a lot less worse than you expect. The game is very well written and stats matter (but losing is
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Yes I'll say this much, you can always attempt an option even if you don't think you have the requisite stats for it and something will happen that will affect the character for good or ill. This is less a game about being a video game protagonist and making aligned decisions all the time and more a game about experiences. Sometimes things in life happen that aren't optimal and that's ok! Our choices are what define us. I'll leave voting open for a bit longer, probably until I get back from the market.
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Bet Fighting the dogs and the gamblers is a mess. We aren't batman yet. Take some time off and do some recon.
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Ever since he was a young lad, Gilder Aurum always had a penchant for getting into trouble. Fights behind the schoolhouse, in the streets, you name it. That all changed one day when he read the local newspaper (or, more specifically, the comics section) and found his role model. Now, instead of indiscriminately picking fights, Aurum trawls the back-alleys for a specific purpose. The only way to approach this illegal dog-fighting ring, and one that his mentor would appreciate:  Stop it!
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 Is this the face of a killer? Is this a face you could see mangled and harmed, and still live with yourself? I think not. Stop this terrible dog crime.
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