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kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Enter, and show off your genetically enhanced genes by throwing three bullseyes while standing 5 steps behind everyone and being blindfolded.

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FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Compete!

I tried to find an exciting snooker video, but then I remembered snooker is boring as hell and gave up.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Compete to the beat

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Compete!

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Compete!

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
Compete preferably while drunk!

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

It's a done deal by now, but Mr Moss clearly has the physique of a champion darts player and so should compete!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Mr Moss is certainly gonna win this Competition! Or at least he's drunk enough to think so.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
The art was nice, but the length and replayability was really low for the asking price, the latter in particular turned me off checking out any other games the creators might have made.
I think I'll give it one more spin though, maybe it's been expanded in the year or so since I bought it.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Feb 19, 2015

ArcadePark
Feb 4, 2011

Damn it, It's all your fault!
Do you people realize that everyone here is drunk, including yourselves? This could only go so well.





That being said, Compete :dance:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Readingaccount posted:

The art was nice, but the length and replayability was really low for the asking price, the latter in particular turned me off checking out any other games the creators might have made.
I think I'll give it one more spin though, maybe it's been expanded in the year or so since I bought it.

It's a party game if I've ever seen one. Gather 3 friends and laugh as they get infected with a magical disease and destroy the forest. And then they laugh as you sell a talking frog for gold rather than kissing it.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

double nine posted:

It's a party game if I've ever seen one. Gather 3 friends and laugh as they get infected with a magical disease and destroy the forest. And then they laugh as you sell a talking frog for gold rather than kissing it.

Are those spoilers? I get the feeling that they might be spoilers.

I am going to be contrary and say we should spectate. It's pretty obvious what even terrible can happen with drunken dart playing, but who can say what sort of even more terrible things can happen if we fail at spectating? It'll be a surprise!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnNAX3cWxwo

paradoxGentleman fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Feb 19, 2015

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
Compete!

And it turns out there's a hell of a lot of dart videos where guys put their hand on the board expecting their buddy to get one between their fingers. They don't.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers


Players gonna play.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
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Compete!
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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
I've been trying to figure out what The YAWHG is, without any joy so far: I'm guessing it's an acronym, but that's not masses of help. I think the moral of the game is going to be 'this is what you'd live like if you thought the world was ending soon, but you might die at any time', sorta thing.

"You Are What H... G..."?

Anyone (who doesn't already know ;) ) got any ideas?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Yunbelievavly Awful Weird Head Games. :v:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Your rear end Will HanG (okay so it doesn't really fit. I still like it).

ArcadePark
Feb 4, 2011

Damn it, It's all your fault!
You Are Wild Hard Gangsta

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Yesterday, All the White Horses Gallopped.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You Are Here, Will Go

It would be really nice if it were actually spelled that way.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Young Adult Whales in Heely Galoshes

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM







"I'm going to show you the true power of the third strongest master of darts!"



Hey, better than nothing!

Ms. Rachel Cerise is at the Arena Betting on fights.







:munch:



:wotwot:



:stare:



:fuckoff:

:suspense:







And here's the best thing about this game, things coming back to bite other players in the rear end. :v:

What do we do thread? Accept his challenge? or GTFO?

Votes including sicknasty metal music videos will count double!

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Run AWAAAAAAAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43bWpRgSdUA

FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 20, 2015

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fight!

:nws:Dethklok - I Ejaculate Fire:nws:

ultrafilter fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Feb 20, 2015

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Run to the hills, run for your life

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCSSuxvluwk

We're a bureaucrat, not a fighter! GTFO.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

FIGHT
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.


PUNCH THAT BABY!

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Run away, we need a hero to save us.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I have to say, that's the most disappointing ending to the dart competition :(

If you fail the stat test, it says

You play the worst game of darts anyone's ever seen. You managed to break several glasses and narrowly missed someone's head! You come dead last. Someone wrote a song of how poorly you did and it's quickly become the most popular tune in town. You lose 1 charm.

double nine fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 20, 2015

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Run awaaay!

Accept–Breaker

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
It really seems like you need a lot of stats to win things, maybe in later weeks or with different characters?

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Fighting demons is NOT what we came here for. Run the gently caress away.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Beat it! As in, run!
Alestom is the only metal band that I listen to with any frequency.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Arkanomen posted:

FIGHT
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

This but Go Forth and Die

Anoia fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 20, 2015

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
ROUND ONE | FIGHT

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!

GNU Order posted:

Run to the hills, run for your life

Yes, this.

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Glazius posted:

It really seems like you need a lot of stats to win things, maybe in later weeks or with different characters?

The order in which events occur is not the same between games. Getting high-difficulty events early on is just something that happens sometimes.

Also, it's obviously short for YAWHG-SEWTHAUTH.

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