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RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

How did you find out my greatest fear? :tinfoil:

The inevitable heat death of the universe is an awful, awful thing to ponder.

But it's very fun to write.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Our magic stat is higher than our charm stat. Vaporize!

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Heat Death isn't quite inevitable.

Sidney Coleman & F. de Luccia posted:

The possibility that we are living in a false vacuum has never been a cheering one to contemplate. Vacuum decay is the ultimate ecological catastrophe; in the new vacuum there are new constants of nature; after vacuum decay, not only is life as we know it impossible, so is chemistry as we know it. However, one could always draw stoic comfort from the possibility that perhaps in the course of time the new vacuum would sustain, if not life as we know it, at least some structures capable of knowing joy. This possibility has now been eliminated.


:tipshat:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
A little girl was playing in her bedroom when she heard her mother calling her to the kitchen. She ran downstairs, but as she passed the closet something reached out, grabbed her, and pulled her in!

It was her mother, who said "Be quiet - I heard it too."

Anyway, turn that undead with Gilder's magic.

And Rachel is probably going to want to launder that cash with some other sucker before the original owner comes looking. Maybe put on some kind of fortune-teller act, that seems to work.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Augh. I'd managed to forget about false vacuum.

gently caress everything.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

RickVoid posted:

Augh. I'd managed to forget about false vacuum.
Your carpets must be filthy.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Poison Mushroom posted:

Your carpets must be filthy.

They're theoretically clean.

Stay safe poverty ghost, talk.

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.
College Slice
We should talk, the poor thing doesn't know it's being an unearthly abomination that is frightening everyone.

Real ghost story, or as real as they can get, my grandpa worked in a coal mine when he was younger. They have these dug-out rooms under trap doors for breaks and such, and he says that once he saw another worker go in one of these rooms. When he followed, there wasn't anybody in there. That's all.

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Let's look what the DnD rulebooks have to say about ghosts, shall we?

DnD 3.5 SRD posted:

Rejuvenation (Su): In most cases, it’s difficult to destroy a ghost through simple combat: The “destroyed” spirit will often restore itself in 2d4 days. Even the most powerful spells are usually only temporary solutions. A ghost that would otherwise be destroyed returns to its old haunts with a successful level check (1d20 + ghost’s HD) against DC 16. As a rule, the only way to get rid of a ghost for sure is to determine the reason for its existence and set right whatever prevents it from resting in peace. The exact means varies with each spirit and may require a good deal of research.

Well, in that case, it'll just be back next week, so we should talk.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Ordinarily I'd say to blast the fucker, but

kalonZombie posted:

Let's look what the DnD rulebooks have to say about ghosts, shall we?


Well, in that case, it'll just be back next week, so we should talk.
Can't argue with that logic, might as well talk

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING
I say we talk it out, it used to be a person, maybe something resembling intelligence is still hanging around.

As for my story...man door hand hook car door.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
I know what you did last precis?

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"
The last person on earth sat alone, in a room.
There was a knock at the door.

Talk Talk.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Haha whoops, working the overnight shift one week every two months really messes a guy up!

Updates might be a bit sporadic until I am not sleeping 5 hours a night again.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM



"Hey do you--"



"You think you could--"



"Umm--"



:sigh:





Thus another week ends in disappointment. Poor Gilder.

And the YAWHG looms ever closer...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wis9SIyeJ4k





Hmm, did something change just now? I'm sure it's nothing.

Please vote on what our players do this week. Remember the Arena is still destroyed.

100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Feb 25, 2015

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Azure should bartend, I hear she makes a mean appletini.
Moss should meditate in the gardens he worked so hard to landscape in the other week.
Cerise should do administration work and quietly become our one percenter of the group.
Aurum should pickpocket, since being a vigilante didn't work out so well.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Well that music doesn't sound good! :catstare:

Ms Azure should Meditate in the gardens

Mr Moss should Pickpocket in the slums

Ms Rachel should Attend another Ball at the Palace

Mr GIlder should Brew a potion in the Alchemy tower

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

FoxTerrier posted:

Well that music doesn't sound good! :catstare:
The music in this game gives me a real Lone Survivor vibe. Were they composed by the same person?

kalonZombie posted:

Azure should bartend, I hear she makes a mean appletini.
Moss should meditate in the gardens he worked so hard to landscape in the other week.
Cerise should do administration work and quietly become our one percenter of the group.
Aurum should pickpocket, since being a vigilante didn't work out so well.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


kalonZombie posted:

Azure should bartend, I hear she makes a mean appletini.
Moss should meditate in the gardens he worked so hard to landscape in the other week.
Cerise should do administration work and quietly become our one percenter of the group.
Aurum should pickpocket, since being a vigilante didn't work out so well.

Let's do this.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

FoxTerrier posted:

Well that music doesn't sound good! :catstare:

Ms Azure should Meditate in the gardens

Mr Moss should Pickpocket in the slums

Ms Rachel should Attend another Ball at the Palace

Mr GIlder should Brew a potion in the Alchemy tower

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Sorry about the delay everyone, work demolished me this week!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wis9SIyeJ4k

Ms. Anja Azure is Bartending at the Tavern!













Pretty straightforward, do we Join in? or Just watch?

100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Mar 1, 2015

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Bartenders should never be their own customers. Spectate.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Spectate

Drinking the profit is the path to ruin.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Enter!

Down with temperance!

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Nothing interesting happens if you stay on the straight and narrow. A toast to joy!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Let's get our beer on.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Spectate. This is gonna make us some mad dosh, but only if we don't corrupt the proceedings via participation!

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
Spectate.

Grimwit
Nov 3, 2012

Those eyes! That hair! You're like a movie star! I must take your picture!
Why look at the party when there is the chance to participate?
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
Watch other people get drunk.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Spectate, earn mad dosh.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

Spectate and charge people too drunk to notice double.

LLSix fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 1, 2015

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Spectate on this one.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

The first couple of posts made me interested in this game enough to grab it and play before reading. I'm glad I did, this game is kind of awesome and I played it several times after the first go. It's lovely and charming and I like the writing and art and sounds and music and everything. Unfortunately I kind of played some of the areas a bit to death, so I think I know a bit too much to vote fairly. I'll just vote on choices I haven't seen.

Also I'm glad at least one place has been obliterated, because I can mention the run I had when half the town became inaccessible and the last character of the week only had three places to visit.

drifterofhell
Nov 5, 2009
Just Watch the drinking contest.

Great thread so far by the way!

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
Spectate.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Anoia posted:

Watch other people get drunk.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
We like to watch. :stare:

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wis9SIyeJ4k









I'm honestly surprised you all voted for temperance instead of getting absolutely smashed! :v:

Mr Richard Moss is Meditating in the Gardens.







"..."















So, are we this gentleman's Personal Shade? or do we tell him To Get Bent?

Votes that include clever meditative koans count double!

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Moss was made for this gig.

Be a shady character

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