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Korthal
May 26, 2011

*has family clap and say "alright" "good answer" while the audience claps as well*

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SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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Korthal posted:

*has family clap and say "alright" "good answer" while the audience claps as well*

"Name something that starts with the word Pork."

"-CUPINE!"

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
*laughs like a grade schooler at a mildly risque answer*

*steve harvey just can't believe it*

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
*Is white, named Doo Dah*

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Penis!"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mucocele posted:

*Is white, named Doo Dah*


dude I was watching this episode while waiting for the car in the shop and this middle aged asian guy who was also in the waiting room was clapping when they gave answers.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


My roommates and I used to watch that and laugh when the dad inevitably lost the game and ruined everyone's life forever.

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

dude I was watching this episode while waiting for the car in the shop and this middle aged asian guy who was also in the waiting room was clapping when they gave answers.

That is so cute.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
*gives really long answer that would never fit on fliptile

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

black host ain't no fucken les dennis

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Name something you shove deep into your eager vagina.

A penis.

*host acts like you just killed baby jesus for like five minutes*

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

steve harvey is such a loving douche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNtlQm3z4E

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Time to do a Family Feud SNL sketch, better drag out Kenan Thompson.

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

Korthal posted:

Time to do a Family Feud SNL sketch, better drag out Kenan Thompson.

What about that other black guy that have now. Jay Pharoah?

mucocele fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Feb 15, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prettz posted:

steve harvey is such a loving douche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNtlQm3z4E

lol

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

So the thing with the US version is that the host is easily offended/shocked, and therefore everyone says risqué/suggestive/dumb answers so he can roll his eyes and look exasperated for a while?

They're starting a new version here in Australia where the answers are just as dumb, but the host is a "lovable larrikin" who cracks himself up at every possible opportunity and desperately wants to be liked by everybody. I hate that guy.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
AIDS

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Host: Ok your family is going to play

*[FOOD / DRINK] already listed as #1 answer*

"Name something you bring to a bbq"

"HAHHHMBURGERS!!!!!!!!" *family clapping "GOOD ANSWER KAYDEN*

"Already on the board, hurry give me another answer"

"OH okaaaay uhhhhhhhhhh COCA COLA!!!!!!!!" *family cheering YEAH YOU GO KAYDEN"

"gently caress all yall"

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
naked grandma

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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moose face posted:

naked grandma

that was a good answer and you know it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a gun

a loaded gun

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Prettz posted:

steve harvey is such a loving douche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNtlQm3z4E

Thank you Steve Harvey for having morals and ethics. You are a good man, Steve Harvey.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
What kind of job can you work from home?

HANDJOB

steve harvey: :stare:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I fervently hope that Steve Harvey carries on the proud tradition of Family Feud hosts committing suicide.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Turkey
Turkey
Turkey

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Yeah, Steve Harvey is a worthless poo poo with no sense of humor and no sense of humanity

and also he's fat

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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Prettz posted:

Yeah, Steve Harvey is a worthless poo poo with no sense of humor and no sense of humanity

and also he's fat

"wheres your moral barometer?"

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
September.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
steve harvey: (incredulous) "Fine. fine (waves hands) let's see it. You said anal sex, survey said:"

survey: 100 points

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

steve harvey: (incredulous) "Fine. fine (waves hands) let's see it. You said anal sex, survey said:"

survey: 100 points

how does gay sex work?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how does gay sex work?

ask your dad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

ask your dad

I did. He told me to ask Steve Harvy

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzXLY8N5GTg

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Its that dude!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

how much money could i stand to make by saying goldenpalace.com for every answer?

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

why does this seem like a race war game to me now? it's always a white family from connecticut vs a black family from georgia

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

BKPR posted:

how much money could i stand to make by saying goldenpalace.com for every answer?

I met a guy who said his brother got paid a couple grand to get goldenpalace.com tattooed on his taint in front of a crowded room of people at a New Year's party for the GoldenPalace execs and affiliates. His brother also claimed that they had a fake SteveO letting people staplegun his legs

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

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SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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steve harvey has always looked like the black dr phil to me

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